You Know You're a WoWS Forumite When...

[The_GoDDfather]

You know you're a WoWS forumite when....

• Watching the news you see "LERT" instead of "ALERT"
• You think of ships when at a pet store
• You have bacon for your bacon
• You have an entire flashdrive full of upvote memes
• Looking at animal planet you imagine the animals as DDs, CAs, BBs, and CVs.
• You have nightmares about torpedoes
• You know anime terminology despite never watching anime

 

What at are some more?

[FogInvader]

Got me listing to Eurobeat 

[Nuk_]

You have bacon for your bacon

 

I agree

[TenguBlade]

You watched the Arpeggio of Blue Steel and Kantai Collection animes to figure out all the references being tossed around.

 

[X15]

- Almost lecture someone on ship warfare

- Check your damage control cooldown when you see fire

- When you connect a forum name with an anime character

- Have a folder just for popcorn and "we have seen this" memes

- Have imgur bookmarked in 5 places for quick screenshot uploading

- Can't remember the last time a dev post slipped by you.

[AVR_Project]

If you are at work and your electronics work catches on fire....

You hit the 'R' button.

 

[Lert]

I protest! I'm not A Lert, I am THE Lert. The definitive article, as it were.

[Crucis]

In battle chat, you read:

 

- Are you the "Crucis" from the forum?

[devastator5000]

In battle chat, you read:

 

- Are you the "Crucis" from the forum?

 

For me its more like finding mouse or lert and quietly losing it in the corner

[Lord_Dolza]

you're a Forumite when during the battle loading screen you don't recognize a single name and say to your self "who the hell are these losers"

 

 

[Grevester]

you're a Forumite when during the battle loading screen you don't recognize a single name and say to your self "who the hell are these losers"

 

 

yes

[Macabe]

When someone meows at you in battle. Not joking. It has happened more than once.

[OgreMkV]

When you know the date when the Blyskawica went from 7 guns to 8. 

[MajorRenegade]

When you wonder what is your detection range in real life

[Ghostdog1355]

If you are at work and your electronics work catches on fire....

You hit the 'R' button.

 

 

That one is good.

[AVR_Project]

In battle chat, you read:

 

- Are you the "Crucis" from the forum?

 

And your reply should be:

'I could tell you, but then I'd have to shoot you'.

 

[Ghostdog1355]

 

For me its more like finding mouse or lert and quietly losing it in the corner

 

I have this visual image in my head of both of them that won't go away.

[Personator]

Thinking on how to make another nuclear meltdown incident in Minecra- oh wait 

 

[SG_ONeill]

I protest! I'm not A Lert, I am THE Lert. The definitive article, as it were.

 

I was thinking a newscast called "The Lert" would be awesome. 

[SG_ONeill]

 

I have this visual image in my head of both of them that won't go away.

 

"Oh, my." 

[Umikami]

I protest! I'm not A Lert, I am THE Lert. The definitive article, as it were.

 

Seriously, do you think ANYONE who has read the Forum more than once DOESN'T KNOW you are THE Lert?!?!

(oh, pookie; PLEASE!!!)

 

and for me it was when I recognized DarthDoge changing his avatar regularly, AND HAD TO ASK HIM ABOUT IT!!

(oh, I am SOOOOO a Forum Freak!!)

 

 

[thestuff]

When the text below in spoiler drives you insane.

(Warning. "S" word)

 

 Please add submarines to game it wud be fun. 

 

[Phoenix_jz]

Why do i feel like the nightmare about torpedoes was directed at me..? XD

 

Either way,

 

- when you have dreams about torpedobeats

- have a minicooper pull up next to you at a red light and think "oh hi little DD!" as your first thought

- doing stats HW and writing dispersion instead of distribution.

- have a tab on your phone always open to some page on the forum so you can flip to it whenever you want

[Carronade32]

I protest! I'm not A Lert, I am THE Lert. The definitive article, as it were.

 

Settle down their left.  

 

 

You know you are a formulite when you post a lot of things about posting to the forum. 

 

[thegamefilmguruman]

You watched the Arpeggio of Blue Steel and Kantai Collection animes to figure out all the references being tossed around.

 

Guilty

 

 

For me its more like finding mouse or lert and quietly losing it in the corner

 

I go on a search and destroy mission trying to do in Lert...and usually fail.  So guilty of this too.

 

Honestly, I see anyone from the forum, I try and target them first.