39,481 [HINON] Lert Alpha Tester 27,858 posts 27,301 battles Report post #1 Posted September 25, 2016 My vote for the official religion for WoWS is the old Norse faith. You know, Vikings, Odin, Thor, etc? Face it, we're all on a ship, we're all very angry (if chat and the forum are to be believed) and there's talk about a reprehensible action that starts with an R and ends in 'ape' in almost every game that isn't a close, even match. So, hail Odin! Odin! Guide our ships! Our axes, spears ands words! Guide us through storms that whip! And in brutal war! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
32 the_coolerking Beta Testers 191 posts 5,012 battles Report post #2 Posted September 25, 2016 I bet there head hurts after that. id need a week off regards the coolerking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,622 [-KIA-] Czevak Senior Volunteer Moderator, Beta Testers, Supertester, Privateers, Senior Volunteer Moderator 6,550 posts 8,491 battles Report post #3 Posted September 25, 2016 No... you believe in a false god! ............ HAIL LORD RNGJEBUS! 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
315 [BONKZ] YukikazeFortunateBeaver Members 3,880 posts 16,868 battles Report post #4 Posted September 25, 2016 No... you believe in a false god! ............ HAIL LORD RNGJEBUS! yeah! what he said! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
493 [KVLT] Zhoyzu [KVLT] Members 2,307 posts 9,146 battles Report post #5 Posted September 25, 2016 Let us Pray 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,086 [NDA] Aivris Supertester, Alpha Tester, Beta Testers 5,754 posts 4,574 battles Report post #6 Posted September 25, 2016 I believe in 460mm armour-piercing shells and the Type 93 'Long Lance' torpedo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
19 GeneralNaruto Beta Testers 226 posts 5,507 battles Report post #7 Posted September 25, 2016 No... you believe in a false god! ............ HAIL LORD RNGJEBUS! he hath forsaken my WoWs gaming recently but hath blessed my War Thunder gaming lately. HAIL RNGESUS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
49 Kirishima_Desu Members 265 posts 5,991 battles Report post #8 Posted September 25, 2016 There is no Light but that which shines from the EMPEROR OF MANKIND, that the HE, from HIS, Golden Throne shines into the darkest corners of the galaxy that we, his children, may go forth and conquer HIS name, spread HIS truth, and PROCLAIM HIS GLORY. You are all HERETICS. Prepare yourselves to face the EMPEROR'S JUDGEMENT. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
665 FallenZulu Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 1,837 posts 3,359 battles Report post #9 Posted September 25, 2016 My vote for the official religion for WoWS is the old Norse faith. You know, Vikings, Odin, Thor, etc? Face it, we're all on a ship, we're all very angry (if chat and the forum are to be believed) and there's talk about a reprehensible action that starts with an R and ends in 'ape' in almost every game that isn't a close, even match. So, hail Odin! Odin! Guide our ships! Our axes, spears ands words! Guide us through storms that whip! And in brutal war! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,562 [SYN] Kapitan_Wuff Members 8,292 posts 14,496 battles Report post #10 Posted September 25, 2016 No... you believe in a false god! ............ HAIL LORD RNGJEBUS! You win the Internet!! Congratulations! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
39,481 [HINON] Lert Alpha Tester 27,858 posts 27,301 battles Report post #11 Posted September 25, 2016 Let us Pray Nice! We should convert the children too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
48 kenki11 Members 408 posts 2,273 battles Report post #12 Posted September 25, 2016 Well, sorry to say.. but I'm more of a... rng-sama kinda guy, not a rng-hesus guy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
255 FOX_Battleship_Kentucky Banned 14,965 posts 1,424 battles Report post #13 Posted September 25, 2016 Cam in looking for the RNGesus crowd, was not disappointed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
8,216 [SOUP] Chobittsu Members 9,426 posts Report post #14 Posted September 25, 2016 I live WoWS by a variation of Norse myth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
194 dem0lsh0r Members 1,677 posts 266 battles Report post #15 Posted September 25, 2016 Anyone who was in Around the Office will get this: Wafflism Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6,912 [RLGN] Estimated_Prophet Members 19,403 posts 36,257 battles Report post #16 Posted September 25, 2016 (edited) It is the 21st Century. For more than a year The Gamers have sat immobile on their Office Chairs and Couches. They are the Masters of Their Warships by the will of WG, masters of ships in the thousands by the might of their inexhaustible will and desire to stay awake; fortified with caffinated beverages and other things perhaps best left undescribed. Though they struggle mightily by skill and by WASD, they inevitably become a rotting digital carcass sinking into the sea, accompanied by the gnashing of teeth, salty wailing, and destruction of keyboards. Yet it is the will of WG, to whom a thousand and more monetary units are sacrificed every day, that each player may never truly die. Thanks to this deathless state, the Players continue their eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the torpedus-infested miasma of the Sea, the only route between distant caps, their way lit by the Mini-Map, the digital manifestation of the contents of the map and of spotting ranges. Navies vast, and sometimes small, give battle in the name of their win rate. Greatest amongst the players are the Super-Unicums, the players for whom shell-beats are as easy as torpedo beats; their shells fly true, their torpedus are flawless, and to challenge their aircraft squadrons is to flail in vain. The comrades in arms of the unicums are legion: the lesser numbers of better players, and the countless average players, using mighty battleship, swift cruiser, far-striking carrier, and nimble destroyer. In all their multitudes, they struggle to hold off the ever-present threat from shells, bombs, torpedoes - and worse... fire, flooding, and the pernicious Co-op Bot. To be a player in such times is to be one amongst untold thousands. It is to live in a cruel digital world. These are the tales of those these times. Forget work, forget rest, so much has been forgotten, never to be dealt with in the heat of gameplay. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim digital sea there is only war. There is peace for now amongst the players, but anxiety as well; as some worry that the way of the tank, may ultimately become the way of the ship... Edited September 25, 2016 by Estimated_Prophet 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
242 [CRANE] Fog_Carrier_Kaga_ Alpha Tester 9,505 posts 3,688 battles Report post #17 Posted September 25, 2016 came for laughs stayed for amon amarth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
255 FOX_Battleship_Kentucky Banned 14,965 posts 1,424 battles Report post #18 Posted September 25, 2016 Anyone who was in Around the Office will get this: Wafflism Yaaaassss! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
360 Rion12 Members 2,072 posts 2,712 battles Report post #19 Posted September 25, 2016 Skål! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
186 [WOLF7] ThreeLineRifle Members 755 posts 23,870 battles Report post #20 Posted September 25, 2016 I don't need no Norse gods when I have.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
255 FOX_Battleship_Kentucky Banned 14,965 posts 1,424 battles Report post #21 Posted September 25, 2016 It is the 21st Century. For more than a year The Gamers have sat immobile on their Office Chairs and Couches. They are the Masters of Their Warships by the will of WG, masters of ships in the thousands by the might of their inexhaustible will and desire to stay awake; fortified with caffinated beverages and other things perhaps best left undescribed. Though they struggle mightily by skill and by WASD, they inevitably become a rotting digital carcass sinking into the sea, accompanied by the gnashing of teeth, salty wailing, and destruction of keyboards. Yet it is the will of WG, to whom a thousand and more monetary units are sacrificed every day, that each player may never truly die. Thanks to this deathless state, the Players continue their eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the torpedus-infested miasma of the Sea, the only route between distant caps, their way lit by the Mini-Map, the digital manifestation of the contents of the map and of spotting ranges. Navies vast, and sometimes small, give battle in the name of their win rate. Greatest amongst the players are the Super-Unicums, the players for whom shell-beats are as easy as torpedo beats; their shells fly true, their torpedus are flawless, and to challenge their aircraft squadrons is to flail in vain. The comrades in arms of the unicums are legion: the lesser numbers of better players, and the countless average players, using mighty battleship, swift cruiser, far-striking carrier, and nimble destroyer. In all their multitudes, they struggle to hold off the ever-present threat from shells, bombs, torpedoes - and worse... fire, flooding, and the pernicious Co-op Bot. To be a player in such times is to be one amongst untold thousands. It is to live in a cruel digital world. These are the tales of those these times. Forget work, forget rest, so much has been forgotten, never to be dealt with in the heat of gameplay. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim digital sea there is only war. There is peace for now amongst the players, but anxiety as well; as some worry that the way of the tank, may ultimately become the way of the ship... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
105 dangerhamster Members 270 posts 85 battles Report post #22 Posted September 25, 2016 Well, sorry to say.. but I'm more of a... rng-sama kinda guy, not a rng-hesus guy Never listen to someone who's special move is slowly turning left while relying on faceless minions inability to shoot straight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5,106 [ERN] MajorRenegade Alpha Tester, Alpha Tester, In AlfaTesters, Beta Testers 10,906 posts 4,896 battles Report post #23 Posted September 25, 2016 no bacon religion? Am very disappointed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,513 atPrick__ Members 16,315 posts 12,285 battles Report post #24 Posted September 25, 2016 Flying Spaghetti Monster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,889 [HINON] Phoenix_jz Members 7,797 posts 2,144 battles Report post #25 Posted September 26, 2016 Could it be anything but? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
