513 [DCMA] SgtSpud Beta Testers 1,962 posts 28,213 battles Report post #1 Posted September 23, 2016 Ode to the IJN DD line Umikaze my pet, you are my girl. Dance with me I’ll give you a whirl. Wakatake please wait, I see that you’re here. I’ll dance with you next after a beer. Isokaze hello, you’re looking fine. I’ll see you in port if you would be so kind. Minekaze my friend, I love you so. With me you’ve a home I’ll never let you go. Mutsuki Mutsuki you’re a hard one to please. But I won’t give in, you’ll ride the high seas. Hatsharu old sport, you’ll get a turn. But please don’t be seen or you will burn. Fubuki it’s nice, to see you at last. Stay with me girl we’ll have a blast. Kagero I hope you have a good day. You’ll need to be stealthy to keep them at bay. Shimekaze the great, with your wall of torps. You’re the end of the line for the IJN Corps. Was bored. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
221 DelroyMonjo Members 1,116 posts 10,974 battles Report post #2 Posted September 23, 2016 Well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4 [GCI] Ardez Alpha Tester 54 posts 678 battles Report post #3 Posted September 23, 2016 I hate to nit pick, but torps and corps don't rhyme... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,183 [PTRGT] mohawkdriver [PTRGT] Members 4,535 posts 16,844 battles Report post #4 Posted September 23, 2016 In the time it took you to write this, you could have sunk twenty ships. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,361 RedBear87 Alpha Tester 7,898 posts 27 battles Report post #5 Posted September 23, 2016 Ahem, it's Hatsuharu and Shimakaze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
647 Nachoo31 Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 4,049 posts Report post #6 Posted September 23, 2016 Anymore Grammar Nazi's ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
999 [4HIM] Morpheous [4HIM] Beta Testers 2,285 posts 20,014 battles Report post #7 Posted September 23, 2016 ^^^ IKR sheesh give it a rest, NICE poem OP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
221 DelroyMonjo Members 1,116 posts 10,974 battles Report post #8 Posted September 23, 2016 I hate to nit pick, but torps and corps don't rhyme... Barrack Hussein Obama disagrees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7,629 Super_Dreadnought Alpha Tester, In AlfaTesters, Beta Testers 14,008 posts 5,814 battles Report post #9 Posted September 23, 2016 In the time it took you to write this, you could have sunk twenty ships. Nay good sir. Clearly the time making this would have been more productively spent making a massive rant thread with a large dose of caps lock and swearing, accusing WG of hating Japanese destroyers, and attacking anyone who disagrees. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
513 [DCMA] SgtSpud Beta Testers 1,962 posts 28,213 battles Report post #10 Posted September 24, 2016 I hate to nit pick, but torps and corps don't rhyme... LOL I realize that Corps is pronounced core and I'm...ok with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
513 [DCMA] SgtSpud Beta Testers 1,962 posts 28,213 battles Report post #11 Posted September 24, 2016 Ahem, it's Hatsuharu and Shimakaze. Sorry? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
513 [DCMA] SgtSpud Beta Testers 1,962 posts 28,213 battles Report post #12 Posted September 24, 2016 In the time it took you to write this, you could have sunk twenty ships. Ten minutes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7,629 Super_Dreadnought Alpha Tester, In AlfaTesters, Beta Testers 14,008 posts 5,814 battles Report post #13 Posted September 24, 2016 Sorry? He's saying that you spelt Hatsuharu and Shimakaze wrong. Ode to the IJN DD line Umikaze my pet, you are my girl. Dance with me I’ll give you a whirl. Wakatake please wait, I see that you’re here. I’ll dance with you next after a beer. Isokaze hello, you’re looking fine. I’ll see you in port if you would be so kind. Minekaze my friend, I love you so. With me you’ve a home I’ll never let you go. Mutsuki Mutsuki you’re a hard one to please. But I won’t give in, you’ll ride the high seas. Hatsharu old sport, you’ll get a turn. But please don’t be seen or you will burn. Fubuki it’s nice, to see you at last. Stay with me girl we’ll have a blast. Kagero I hope you have a good day. You’ll need to be stealthy to keep them at bay. Shimekaze the great, with your wall of torps. You’re the end of the line for the IJN Corps. Was bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,183 [PTRGT] mohawkdriver [PTRGT] Members 4,535 posts 16,844 battles Report post #14 Posted September 24, 2016 Anymore Grammar Nazi's ? Yes. Your sentence should be structured thus: "Any more Grammar Nazis?" Anymore is as used in your first sentence is incorrect and 'Nazi's' in the original shows possession, not plurality. FTFY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
