I finally got accused of hacking!!!

[E4gleEye]

I thought I am a terribad player you see, never got accused of being unfaithful to my wife... Well that's no longer the case after I put 2 salvos to this guy's broadside for 2 citadels & 1 overpen (I blame my stock Nassau for that poor aim). Such a foul mouth tho...

[Nuk_]

Reported for ISIS.

[Battleship_Howe]

Congratulations, you've made someone so salty they've accused you of being part of the most dangerous terrorist group of modern times.

 

Blimey, some people in this community ain't half toxic, eh...

[E4gleEye]

Well I shoot him with 1 full salve to his bow for 1 overpen (accuracy yay), he then present me his juicy broadside in order to shoot me with all his guns. Of course I don't need to be invited twice, so I citadel him once, he got behind an island and then reappear at the other side still at same speed and heading, so I citadel him again... I guess it does not take much to make him salty.

 

He's already playing on T6s (like me), so it's not like he is a total noob...

[Seraphil]

[MidnightShamalan]

congrats. hackusations are the highest form of praise that many *less-than-stellar players are able to give.

 

 

 

[IsThatreallyTheplan]

I hope, one day, to have the high honor of being accused of hacking/cheating etc.

[TheOssifrage]

Having been accused of hacking once before, by a New York who didn't like Nagato's 16" shells in his citadel, I can proudly welcome you to the the club of dirty, filthy, stat-padding scrublords.

[collisionSpace]

It's nothing compared to an Iowa player i saw earlier today - almost broadside on to fat friedrich and an Amagi at 8-10 kms and somehow it was hacks and cheating that he got deleted. 10 minutes of raging in chat later the game mercifully ended.

[Wowzery]

Welcome to the club. 

 

[YukikazeFortunateBeaver]

So all cheaters and hackers are prt of isis...

[Brofisticus]

Not gonna lie, it feels good the first several dozen times but it gets tiring after a while. 

[BelgaraththeSorcerer]

Not gonna lie, it feels good the first several dozen times but it gets tiring after a while. 

 

Its always amusing seeing some of the reasons they give for why you must be hacking though.

[tortelloni]

Welcome to the Hackusations Club! Our bar is always open and fully stocked, help yourself to the best of the best

 

Since this is German BB release week I have been accused daily of haxx in my DD's. Last night I shoulda screenshot the comments following some straight line Strait map BB's. Green comments of "Nice torps" and "Nice Spread" followed by Red comments of "hacker!" "you cheater" "no way you can hide and fire like that".

 

Especially love new BB captains sailing straight lines through the narrow middle of Strait from North to South at steady max speed. Simply pull up in IJN DD, park parallel to the landscape about 6km from their shore: woosh, woosh, woosh...reload, "you sank an enemy Battleship", fire again, reload again, announcer voice again......

[Brofisticus]

Its always amusing seeing some of the reasons they give for why you must be hacking though.

 

Almost as funny as being called a seal clubber in a Tirpitz. I shoulda took a screenshot of that one. 

[King_Zacarias]

My only response to hacking accusations

"Need some butthurt cream?" 

 

[K1ra_Yoshikage]

What took you so long to get this title

 

[USSWest_Virginia]

Pretty sure I ran into the same guy a couple months back. I erased him with a couple citadels in my Kongo. He then accused me of cheating and being a member of isis. 

[Rusten_De_Mont]

Welcome to the Hackusations Club! Our bar is always open and fully stocked, help yourself to the best of the best

 

Since this is German BB release week I have been accused daily of haxx in my DD's. Last night I shoulda screenshot the comments following some straight line Strait map BB's. Green comments of "Nice torps" and "Nice Spread" followed by Red comments of "hacker!" "you cheater" "no way you can hide and fire like that".

 

Especially love new BB captains sailing straight lines through the narrow middle of Strait from North to South at steady max speed. Simply pull up in IJN DD, park parallel to the landscape about 6km from their shore: woosh, woosh, woosh...reload, "you sank an enemy Battleship", fire again, reload again, announcer voice again......

No joke. Last night I was even able to use the long range torps on Kag with the reloader.   It amounted to my best games.  

[Wowzery]

Welcome to the Hackusations Club! Our bar is always open and fully stocked, help yourself to the best of the best

 

Since this is German BB release week I have been accused daily of haxx in my DD's. Last night I shoulda screenshot the comments following some straight line Strait map BB's. Green comments of "Nice torps" and "Nice Spread" followed by Red comments of "hacker!" "you cheater" "no way you can hide and fire like that".

 

Especially love new BB captains sailing straight lines through the narrow middle of Strait from North to South at steady max speed. Simply pull up in IJN DD, park parallel to the landscape about 6km from their shore: woosh, woosh, woosh...reload, "you sank an enemy Battleship", fire again, reload again, announcer voice again......

 

You can tell the noob BB players.  As well as noob DD players who have no idea what the WASD hack is that many more experienced BB captains use.

[LittleWhiteMouse]

Hooray!  Welcome to the club!  Savour the butt-hurt projecting of your opponents.  You know you're doing something right when your opponent feels like they had no chance against you. 

[Neltak]

Yay, that is some high praise!

 

The only people I get reactions out of are honourable opponents ("nice shot/torps/drop") or angry opponents ("I hate you"/"stupid chicken DD"), never the hackuzation opponents.

[IceSerpen7]

The only people I get reactions out of are honourable opponents ("nice shot/torps/drop") or angry opponents ("I hate you"/"stupid chicken DD"), never the hackuzation opponents.

 

I've had all of those, but my all times favorite was "curse you and your little red fish" from a certain Iowa captain - made me chuckle.

[AdmrHackett]

Getting called a hacker for 1 shotting somebody is always funny.

[Guest]

I'm actually yet to be called a hacker as of this year, I wonder how long that will keep up until someone inevitably snaps, and reports me for "hacking", either way, welcome to the Ranks, enjoy your time in that place, I'll probably be joining you soon.