Dumbest thing you have heard (read) in Ranked Battle

[JCC45]

"You shouldn't angle in a New Mexico when you have cammo on".

[RogueFlameHaze]

"My fuso has 22km range, I'm supposed to be way in the back sniping"

[atPrick__]

I've said some dumb and mean crap

 

Not quite that [edited]stupid though....

[goldeagle1123]

"Why are you sniping in a Fuso"

[YamatoA150]

"A battleship challenging a destroyer?  Are you stupid?" ~ Destroyer to my Fuso; seconds before 12 HE rounds erased their existence from the map and the cap.

[pmgaudio]

"Why are you sniping in a Fuso"

 

"why are you IN a Fuso"

 

"Kiev, hurry up and  cap before they detect you....."

[BrushWolf]

"You shouldn't angle in a New Mexico when you have cammo on".

 

They must be running the extra special 100 real dollars per use camouflage that increases dispersion by 1000%

 

"My fuso has 22km range, I'm supposed to be way in the back sniping"

 

That is even stupider than the angling one.

[QuantumEntropy]

"I am a DD and i hunt BBs , why should i cap?"

Farragut 2016

[Stratego89]

"It doesn't matter if I'm beached, I can shoot at him now" -A kongo that died 30 seconds later to the DD he was trying to shoot.

[Personator]

"Mahan can't stealth torp"

[Big_Spud]

"Japanese battleships are supposed to stay at long range and snipe."

 

Yeah, nah.

[RedSeaBear]

"This match is boring I leaving," full hp Atlanta before the 10 minute mark of the match. 

[Macabe]

"Battleships cap" - Random Destroyer that got nuked

[715]

6-7 tier battle: "I'm stock with a new captain" says the Fuso captain. "Me too" replies the New Mexico captain. 

[Nuk_]

"Why should I cap, I'm going to their base. They won't expect that."-Mutsuki who was promptly sent back to port

[HazeGrayUnderway]

[goldeagle1123]

 

"why are you IN a Fuso"

 

"Kiev, hurry up and  cap before they detect you....."

 

"let me play the game like I want" -Konigsberg who yolo'd into enemy cap with zero support on Strait

[atPrick__]

"Battleships cap" - Random Destroyer that got nuked

 

I have no doubt I have said something like this

[goldeagle1123]

6-7 tier battle: "I'm stock with a new captain" says the Fuso captain. "Me too" replies the New Mexico captain.

 

Your profile pic perfectly illustrates my reaction

[SgtBeltfed]

"I'm more of a sniper" - some random dude in a New York that never really got into the fight

[BrushWolf]

"But I killed the CV" from the Mutsuki captain that spent the first 10 minutes staying hidden while hunting said CV that got several kills and damaged several others before dying insuring his teams win. The Mutsuki died shortly after getting the CV. Trading a DD for a CV early in the match is a win for the DD's team but after that it isn't.

[Mezurashi]

This was said to me in a tier 6 ranked battle when I was using my Mutsuki.

 

"DD why are you capping? DON'T CAP!"

[BrushWolf]

This was said to me in a tier 6 ranked battle when I was using my Mutsuki.

 

"DD why are you capping? DON'T CAP!"

 

Ah, the WoT kill them all syndrome because everyone but the ones that are in on the kill will get 3 extra experience.

[Big_Spud]

"CV please give my Atlanta fighter cover."

 

In a tier 6-7 game.

[ValkyrWarframe]

"I'm gonna go rush the enemy fleet with torpedoes in a Russian ship because this ships are invincible due to Russian bias."