70 dukerustfield Members 234 posts 803 battles Report post #1 Posted February 19, 2016 Torp torps and torp torps ago our torps torp torp on this torp a new torp, conceived in torpy, and torpicated to the torposition that all torps are torped equal. Now we are torped in a great torp torp, torping whether that torp, or any torp so torped and so torpicated, can long torpure. We are met on a great torpfield of that torp. We have come to torpicate a torption of that torp, as a final torping place for those who here torp their torps that that torption might torp. It is altogether torping and torper that torp should torp this. But, in a torper torp, we can not torpicate, we can not torpsecrate, we can not torpow this torp. The brave torps, torping and torped, who torpled here, have torpecrated it, far above our poor torper to torp or torp. The torp will little torp, nor long torp what we torped here, but it can never torp what they torped here. It is for torp the torping, rather, to be torpicated here to the torped torp which they who torped here have thus torp so torply torped. It is torper for us to be here torped to the great torp torpaining torpore us—that from these torped torps we take torped torpotion to that torp for which they torped the last full torpure of torpotion—that we torp torply torpolve that these torped shall not have torped in vain—that this torption, under Torp, shall have a new torp of torpdom—and that torpernment of the torples, by the torpples, for the torpples, shall not torpish from the torp. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
71 wulfgar3 Beta Testers 294 posts Report post #2 Posted February 19, 2016 Backing slowly away and not making eye contact... Only question I have: Got Torps? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,890 [-K--] vak_ Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 8,179 posts 10,923 battles Report post #3 Posted February 19, 2016 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,367 [HINON] Captain_Dorja [HINON] Beta Testers 5,913 posts 5,645 battles Report post #4 Posted February 19, 2016 I just read that whole thing out loud and could not stop crying. You sir, are my hero. I salute you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,109 Red_Raven_168 Alpha Tester 17,510 posts Report post #5 Posted February 19, 2016 coming up next "The Charge of the Light - a - Kaze" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,736 gurudennis Beta Testers 5,082 posts 5,575 battles Report post #6 Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) coming up next "The Charge of the Light - a - Kaze" (read in a heavy rebel accent) - Geral Pickett, sir, you must look to your flooding. - General Lee, I have no repairs! Edited February 19, 2016 by gurudennis 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,731 Eisennagel Beta Testers 11,728 posts Report post #7 Posted February 19, 2016 So much eye-hurt there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,850 [AXANR] poeticmotion Members 3,650 posts 23,502 battles Report post #8 Posted February 19, 2016 This is the most brilliant moment in the history of moral torpitude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
485 Cruiser_Maya Members 1,216 posts 951 battles Report post #9 Posted February 19, 2016 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,736 gurudennis Beta Testers 5,082 posts 5,575 battles Report post #10 Posted February 19, 2016 Tone_Kai, I think you don't torppreciate his torpse of humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
570 [INTEL] Fishrokk Beta Testers 1,816 posts 6,263 battles Report post #11 Posted February 19, 2016 Rudder? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
60 max_nz Members 198 posts 3,613 battles Report post #12 Posted February 19, 2016 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,367 [HINON] Captain_Dorja [HINON] Beta Testers 5,913 posts 5,645 battles Report post #13 Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) (read in a heavy rebel accent) - Geral Pickett, sir, you must look to your flooding. - General Lee, I have no repairs! You're confusing The Charge of the Light Brigade (Charge of the Light-a-kaze) and Pickett's Charge (Clemson's Charge?) Edited February 19, 2016 by Captain_Dorja Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,407 Compassghost Supertest Coordinator 7,223 posts 14,454 battles Report post #14 Posted February 19, 2016 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,736 gurudennis Beta Testers 5,082 posts 5,575 battles Report post #15 Posted February 19, 2016 You're confusing The Charge of the Light Brigade (Charge of the Light-a-kaze) and Pickett's Charge (Clemson's Charge?) Yes! It was late at night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,028 J30_Reinhardt Alpha Tester 10,267 posts 4,608 battles Report post #16 Posted February 19, 2016 ....... ............... ........................ How many torps could a woodtorp torp if a woodtorp could torp wood? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,736 gurudennis Beta Testers 5,082 posts 5,575 battles Report post #17 Posted February 19, 2016 Never gonna torp you up Never gonna torp you down Never gonna run around and torp you Never gonna make you flood Never gonna say good torps Never gonna disappear and torp you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6,799 IronWolfV Alpha Tester, Beta Testers 30,523 posts 6,337 battles Report post #18 Posted February 19, 2016 This was pretty funny if you ask me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,109 Red_Raven_168 Alpha Tester 17,510 posts Report post #19 Posted February 19, 2016 This was pretty funny if you ask me. coming soon to a theater near you "Mr Smith goes to War" a new naval epic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
