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Update- 5.3. -- Cant get on server now!

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  Just downloaded the latest update 5.3.0  , Now I can not connect to the game server... Anyone else?????

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:popcorn: Another one?  Reading really is OP! :red_button:

 

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PSA: If you hadn't heard the servers will be down until March 1st for overhaul....

 

 :trollface:

 

 

:unsure::ohmy:whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhatttttttttttttttttttttttttt!

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PSA: If you hadn't heard the servers will be down until March 1st for overhaul....

 

 :trollface:

 

 

I always get a laugh when I encounter your posts on threads. Please never stop haha.

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  Just downloaded the latest update 5.3.0  , Now I can not connect to the game server... Anyone else?????

 

No, no one else. It's you. Only you.

 

Everyone else in the whole wide world is enjoying the sweet spoils of victory while you press play on the game client every few seconds hoping beyond hope that the next time your world will change. Your anger seethes as you begin to realize that Wargaming has directly targeted you in an attempt to remove your OP gameplay in an attempt to normalize the game's statistics. The fact that it's patch day and the patch is a significant one that will probably take longer than usual to test doesn't matter. The fact that every time there is an update the game doesn't go live EXACTLY ON THE DOT when they say it will doesn't matter. The fact that the Wargaming website has a notice that the World of Warships website has a notice that the site is down for maintenance might mean something doesn't matter. The fact that other people are posting on the forums that they also can't log into the game doesn't matter. This is a conspiracy against you. And that's all that matters! The game should start instantly upon your presence at your computer, eschewing any circumstances that would normally cause a game and all its servers to remain offline such as, but not limited to, the main issues...updates take time and it's not all about you.

 

tl/dr: Yes. The the servers are down.

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All those guys who are impatient. Keep calm, stay back, the servers will be online soon

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Anyone else having a problem logging in? I want to play now! :izmena:

 

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I always get a laugh when I encounter your posts on threads. Please never stop haha.

 

Well I try. It is hard for some people to accept my overpowered honest sarcasm sometimes. Will do my best to remain true to my wonderful fan base who have supported me to this level of awesomeness
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Well I try. It is hard for some people to accept my overpowered honest sarcasm sometimes. Will do my best to remain true to my wonderful fan base who have supported me to this level of awesomeness

 

I for one sir, appreciate healthy doses of sarcasm.  As early and as often as possible. :trollface:

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No, no one else. It's you. Only you.

 

Everyone else in the whole wide world is enjoying the sweet spoils of victory while you press play on the game client every few seconds hoping beyond hope that the next time your world will change. Your anger seethes as you begin to realize that Wargaming has directly targeted you in an attempt to remove your OP gameplay in an attempt to normalize the game's statistics. The fact that it's patch day and the patch is a significant one that will probably take longer than usual to test doesn't matter. The fact that every time there is an update the game doesn't go live EXACTLY ON THE DOT when they say it will doesn't matter. The fact that the Wargaming website has a notice that the World of Warships website has a notice that the site is down for maintenance might mean something doesn't matter. The fact that other people are posting on the forums that they also can't log into the game doesn't matter. This is a conspiracy against you. And that's all that matters! The game should start instantly upon your presence at your computer, eschewing any circumstances that would normally cause a game and all its servers to remain offline such as, but not limited to, the main issues...updates take time and it's not all about you.

 

tl/dr: Yes. The the servers are down.

 

But surely they have a special server for their favorite players? You know like me. I'm somebody important, because I'm so good at Warships, right?

 

Also, I'm happy to know its not just me, for a minute I thought they found out about all the porn I watch. I imagined they had told everyone, and you all quietly voted to shamefully ban me from the game.

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I think 10 more threads like this on the same page will get it up and running faster :sceptic:

 

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I think 10 more threads like this on the same page will get it up and running faster :sceptic:

 

I think the real issue is the valuable service the op was attempting to provide here. It is within the realm of possibility that the servers were down and he was the only one who knew this valuable information. Wargaming slavebots, scouring the forums for valuable intelligence would have noticed his post and swiftly informed the lowly worker who forgot to flip the on switch, thus bringing the game online and saving his job. This dude is a hero!

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After updating, when I press play, I just get a black screen.

 

DAMN, I guess I'll have to go to work after all.:playing:

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Did we buy the wrong kind of candles?

Oh, and how many circles around the pc do we need to make?

 

You missed the memo... It was updated at 0400 EST this morning.

 

Requires 20 Yankee Candles in "Wild Sea Grass" scent in one circle around your internet router (NOT THE PC! FALSE INFORMATION) to be lit one by one in 30 second intervals... after they are all lit you are required to sit in a bean bag chair in your birthday suit eating cheeto's... wait... wrong ceremony... After they are lit you are required to sing sailing ballads until the a vision of Admiral Halsey appears and tells you the servers are up...

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G'Morning! Here in the States I noticed Warships crashes now after the latest update. A window pops up with a memory instruction issue now. Yesterday/Last night all was fine. Now I get a black screen then poof error popup. I run Windows 8.1 w/Defender and EMET 5.2

 

Apparently WoWs wants to access an area of my memory that is safe-guarded.

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