CANDY CLEAVER STRIKES AGAIN!!

[flounder2760]

Well now that i roll in the candy cleaver full time this month for the missions i must say i have had some great games and...single handedly saved a few matches from utter defeat as my teammates decide that my wisdom is not for them and go in search of davy jones.

 

whether this is indeed from them not listening to me because im in a brightly colored and festive cleaver or my jedi mind trick isnt quite as strong as i would have hoped it was i will never know.

 

alas enough rambling and we begin with the tale of how i saved  Fault line.

 

It was a fine thursday winter's eve that i found myself grinding out some juicy arp missions in such a way as i wouldnt have to grind 2  1 million damage objectives seperately but concurrently.

 

i start in a match with me being top tier (woohoo i said to myself) i look across the way and see that i must contend with  2 new mexicos and a cleaver. (new mexicos are the bane of my candied existence).

 

we start on south side of Fault Line with me being on the eastern side along the C objective killbox.  i take my 1 dd and 4 cruisers  and a cv (among which counted a aoba nurnberg and a rujo) and we approach the southern side of C (this wasnt a domination game but a standard battle im only using that for location reference)  we charge up only to find that a cleaver and  phoenix have appeared. we immediately open fire and the enemy cleaver doesnt seem to be able to touch my rather magnificent confectionery ship.

 

the phoenix makes a rather poor decision to push in despite his tier and numerical disadvantage and i citadel the filling out of him for his effort , meanwhile the enemy cleveland has made an escape under fire.

 

it is at this point i notice a karls ruhe and  the nurn berg have decided to shoot right up the middle right on the other side of the C side mountains..

 

me being the glorious glutton for punishment i am and seeing a nearly untouched cleaver and two pristine new mexicos in direct line of the push  decide i better go with them.

 

we push up and take some heavy losses as the nurn and karl both get shrekt by the new mexicos and the cleaver.

 

i myself am using the island in front of the cut as cover and manage to avoid most of the brunt of the firepower being brought to bear at just the right moment.

 

but alas it was not meant to be as my juicy center is violated by a new mexico citadel that rockes me down to half my hp before the battle is even fully joined.

 

as im circling and the new mexicos are driving by i see my fellow aoba punching up the right side of the C mountains getting ready to duke it out with the eastern new mexico within torp range.

 

seeing this i scrabble to get close enough to support his crusade against a more fel opponent i arrive just in time to help burn the last 15k hp off the first NM and as i kill him his last salvo takes the last 200 hp from the aoba sending my only comrade left straight to the bottom right as i needed him the most.

 

the second NM is turning to engage me and im turning to kite him into death as i shake my sweet aft at him to entice him to miss. with the cleaver fully out of range from the running turning to engage another teammate from west that is harrassing the enemy carriers i manage to whittle a fresh NM down with nothing but HE salvoes( a hard thing todo with NMs as they are quite resistant to pure dmg with the cleaver 6 in rounds)

 

but with 1k hp left i finish the last NM off only to see both enemy cvs and the cleaver are now engaging me.  as i trade shots with the zuho and cleaver trying to killl the zuho before he swarms me i kept him totally on fire. while missing most of my shots with the now wounded cleaver.

 

this is the decisive moment i finish off the zuho as my teams cvs have now bitched each other into cooperation and both went after the cleaver. they got a torp shot on him and some bombs that set fire to him.

 

this is happening all while i am fighting off a ton of aircraft but this late in the fight they are running out and i finish off the rest of the two cvs attack squadrons.

 

seeing my chance i sent one last salvo while i was in range  and set him on fire.  and turned my attention to burning the independence down who had turned my direction for some reason.

 

while my last salvo for the independence is airborne i see the cleaver die from the fire i set and with the indy sploding the game ends.

 

tl;dr   high caliber kraken arsonist  130k dmg game      FIRE FOR THE FIRE GODS!

 

 

screen shots

 

 

PS i dont have premium.

 

[flounder2760]

also if you guys ever run into guys by the name of (PM me for the names) make sure you steer clear of them or they will end up team torping you at the worse possible time on purpose.

[Fog_Heavy_Cruiser_Chokai]

Ran into those guys two games in a row. Torped me the first time, tried to warn people the next game so they focused and killed me again. I THINK it was those two. Hated their guts. Even sent in a replay... Hopefully they will get permabanned eventually.

[flounder2760]

Ran into those guys two games in a row. Torped me the first time, tried to warn people the next game so they focused and killed me again. I THINK it was those two. Hated their guts. Even sent in a replay... Hopefully they will get permabanned eventually.

 

i too sent int some screens and a ticket.

 

my ability to screen shot with the game  and replay the game has disappeared on me since october.  and when i went to reenable replays the config settings still enabled replays so im wondering where they went.

[ZombieFlanders]

send the pics etc to also robots, i had my first TK incident in a wile about a month ago and there were dealt with after sending in a ticket and PMing him (i dont know what the action was though).

 

crazy...the idiot in my game took out two of use but we still won...when one of the victims asked "why?" in chat, the cretin responded with "F U thats why". some people just want to watch the world burn.

[DarthDon49]

also if you guys ever run into guys by the name of EchoElite and alkavadies make sure you steer clear of them or they will end up team torping you at the worse possible time on purpose.

 

Naming and shaming on the Forum is VERBOTEN!!

[Fog_Heavy_Cruiser_Chokai]

 

Naming and shaming on the Forum is VERBOTEN!!

Yes it is, but honestly it's one of the things that a lot of people turn a blind eye to. I will never name names, BUT I will not report people who do.

[flounder2760]

 

Naming and shaming on the Forum is VERBOTEN!!

 

god forbid i give people a heads up before they ruin their game.

[DarthDon49]

Yes it is, but honestly it's one of the things that a lot of people turn a blind eye to. I will never name names, BUT I will not report people who do.

 

I didn't report this (I expect a Forum Mod will delete it, sooner or later), I was just letting the poster they were overstepping the line.

[DarthDon49]

 

god forbid i give people a heads up before they ruin their game.

 

WG's policy is there for a very good reason - preventing flame wars.

[HyperFish]

 

WG's policy is there for a very good reason - preventing flame wars.

 

So why have events that encourage me to set fire to stuff then???

 

Double standards... sheesh. 

[flounder2760]

 

WG's policy is there for a very good reason - preventing flame wars.

 

well you tell me how  you can turn that into a flame war if i never post anything but that one post about it and maybe i will believe you.

[DarthDon49]

 

well you tell me how  you can turn that into a flame war if i never post anything but that one post about it and maybe i will believe you.

 

People accusing other people, by name, of mis-deeds/stupidity, etc. will trigger hateful responses, which can then trigger more vitriol, and around and around we go.  WG doesn't want that, and I agree with them.

[flounder2760]

 

People accusing other people, by name, of mis-deeds/stupidity, etc. will trigger hateful responses, which can then trigger more vitriol, and around and around we go.  WG doesn't want that, and I agree with them.

 

its not an accusation if i have irrefutable proof.

 

also talk about my damn game lol

[Red_Raven_168]

Ran into those guys two games in a row. Torped me the first time, tried to warn people the next game so they focused and killed me again. I THINK it was those two. Hated their guts. Even sent in a replay... Hopefully they will get permabanned eventually.

 

send replay to AlsoRobots and NikoPower

[DarthDon49]

 

its not an accusation if i have irrefutable proof.

 

also talk about my damn game lol

 

WG has decided that the abuses that occur from allowing naming/shaming far outweigh any such benefits. It won't be the first time a few bad apples have spoiled things for everyone else.

[TigerDew]

Ran into those guys two games in a row. Torped me the first time, tried to warn people the next game so they focused and killed me again. I THINK it was those two. Hated their guts. Even sent in a replay... Hopefully they will get permabanned eventually.

 

 

Naming and shaming on the Forum is VERBOTEN!!

 

 

Just got Tk'd in spawn by these idiots also.

 

[KTcraft]

Naming and Shaming is just one of those things I don't understand why is restricted.  People don't need to "Name and Shame" to start a flame war, it happens plenty without it.  Someone's embarrassment over their own dickery is a small price to pay for the comfort of the entire community.