Have I lost my marbles? Nah, I just have too many. PAX PRIME Shipmate giveaway!

[Admiral_Ice]

Wow,  PAX PRIME was insanely awesome,  especially the War gaming booth,  I was very busy as you can tell,  maybe I did lose my marbles after all,  lol! 

 

Nah,  I was trying to get more raffle prize scans and in process,  I got a lot of marbles to give away to my fellow shipmates on the digital seas!  I would feel too greedy keeping them all to myself. 

 

 

I also have 3 fletcher destroyer shirts,  two XL and one 2 XL.  I will send these to LOWER 48 US STATES for $10 via paypal. First come,  first serve on these via PM!! 

 

ALL SHIRTS SOLD!  

 

 

 

Oh and so sorry,  the sailor hat is NOT for sale,  I had bribe a few of the floor workers to get that sucker,  so it stays with me,  sowwy  

 

 

For the rest of my fellow seamen *and ladies* who missed out on the PAX Marblehead content for whatever reason,  here's your second chance!  I'm giving all 26 of these away FREE!  However,  your gonna have to earn them!  How?  Entertain or entice me! 

 

How so?  Well,  some ideas

 

1. Make me laugh with funny story or picture 

2. Challenge me to a dual via warships and win! 

3. Bribe me  *don't get too carried away*

4. Crunchy roll or Hulu or Netflix code to trade 

5. Boobs / Pr0n torrents? Just kidding *or am I?* Nay, i'm a guy, I love boobs. 

6. PSN + credit  *PM for PSN name*

7. Doubloons = very nice

8. Rep for this post is also a nice plus

9. Newegg/Amazon credit. I need a new PC mouse.

 

Have a something particular in mind that's more private?  Feel free to PM me. 

 

I'll keep a total left of the code passes on this post and update the remaining. I will send picture code to winners via PM.  Good luck and action stations! 

 

 

 

Marblehead ship codes remaining! 

ALL GONE!

 

[Legendary_Typo]

Oh god. How easily do you laugh? I have a bunch of puns to throw your way.

 

Here's a few stabs at it anyways.

 

 Two men are hunting in the forest, when suddenly, one of the men falls to the ground. The other man calls 911, and says "The buddy I'm hunting with just died!" 911 responds with "First, make sure that he's actually dead". Suddenly, a great "Boom" is heard in the forest.

 

 I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

 

 Need to build an Arc? I Noah guy.

 

If these painfully bad puns don't work, 1v1 me m8 tier VII.

[Cruiser_Abukuma]

i have some crunchyroll guest passes to give away 

 

[vak_]

 

Since this is world of warships, here is a nautical joke your way

 

- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

- Aye Matey

 

[Crocmeister]

Congratz on getting the hat, that's the real prize. It figures the one thing you aren't offering is the one I want the most! 

 

As for jokes, eh I'm lazy so here's a bad one.

 

A oddly dressed pirate walks into bar and catches the notice of the bartender.

"Ahoy there matey! Whoa, what's with the ship's helm on your belt buckle?"

The Pirate sighs and answers, "Arr, it's driving me nuts!"

[OseanTanker]

I give you stronk Soviet Engineering flowchart!

Designed by Stalin himself.  Hand of Stalin shall reach up from grave to guide glorious application of Communist duct tape.  Attaching stronk Stalinwood to all Soviet ships!

 

P.S.  Thanks for the giveaway!  I actually didn't have a chance to do PAX on the forums... So this was a pleasant surprise.  Anyways, thanks again!  Have a +1

[darien22]

Ill try 

 

My mods got deleted and I dont have time to redownlaod cause I am going to download Metal gear Solid Phantom Pain 5 so I cant 1v1 

[Strike_Witch_Tomoko]

meh i've already won it.

 

but i want to say this anyway

 

 

as a way to make you laugh

 

"Have you seen Legendary_Typo in a skirt?"

 

 

*hides*

[Zampy]

Nifty T-shirt ;)

[Oliver_Clothes_Offenbed]

 

Note: If you're going to post this on WoT Forums, TOO LATE!

New class: Amphibious tanks:

Following tanks are to be introduced: 

TOG II*

Cruiser III

BT-SV

Maus

Waffentragger auf E-100

FV215b (183) (Death star)

 

Promotional pictures:

 

 

 

 

I lol'd but actually... do a 1v1 

[Macabe]

I sent you a pm too. 

 

 

 

[facepuncher_22]

For the Marblehead.... I offer my First and Third born daughters! Sorry cannot offer First Born she is spoken for....Third is still an option and college educated!   NOTE there may be a dowry involved.... 

[rokinamerica]

No more money to bribe, not good enough to win vs you and don't know what crunchywraps are except at Taco Bell, so here is my story. 

 

The other day I come home from work and I missed lunch. I am starving so all I want to do is eat. I sit down to dinner and just as I start in on my face-feeding, my wife says to me "Honey, will you take out the trash"? Now, my mouth is full, so I don't say anything. Then she says, "Rok. will you take out the garbage"? 

 

Again, I am in mid chew, so I can't answer, but does that stop her? NO. She nearly screams at me "HEY, can you take out the dang trash"?

 

At this point I am done chewing, so I stop to gather my thoughts and then, I slowly give her my answer:

 

 

 

 

 

YOU TAKE IT OUT, YOU COOKED IT!

[Jagg3dFel]

Look, I'm not a funny guy. I work in banking and am pretty stoic, so rather than try and come up with a joke, I'll share something that both made me laugh and feel frightened. I for one, do not welcome our new duck overlords.

 

 

Or maybe you would prefer a story

 

 

just FYI I already have completed the contest, if I were to get a code it would go to one of my friends who has the worst of luck finding letters

 

[swarbs]

Plus 1 to you OP for giving stuff away.  Good thread.

[Legendary_Typo]

I give you stronk Soviet Engineering flowchart!

Designed by Stalin himself.  Hand of Stalin shall reach up from grave to guide glorious application of Communist duct tape.  Attaching stronk Stalinwood to all Soviet ships!

 

 

 

[Final_Spark]

 

Not really here for any of the stuff, but it sort of reminded me of this.

[Rage_Frost]

well I am not funny but I could offer a Hulu Plus 1-Month Subscription for a T-Shirt the XL one with the 10.00 from paypal to you for shipping oh poo I just read you wanted a PM so it was sent.

[Legendary_Typo]

Look, I'm not a funny guy. I work in banking and am pretty stoic, so rather than try and come up with a joke, I'll share something that both made me laugh and feel frightened. I for one, do not welcome our new duck overlords.

 

 

 

I used to want to be a banker, but I lost interest.

 

I'll see myself out.

 

 

Not really here for any of the stuff, but it sort of reminded me of this.

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/2WlYLZr.webm

[PelicanHazard]

PM sent as well

 

 

 

 

[OseanTanker]

 

I used to want to be a banker, but I lost interest.

 

I'll see myself out.

 

Man that joke was inflated.

 

I'll get my coat.

[6Xero9]

She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, "Where's my dinner?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town."

 

if that doesn't work well... atleast I tried.

Also, the hat is known as a "Dixie Cup" and is part of the Crackerjack uniform 

[NargilFenris]

I present to you a BM3 trying to ride a chunk of ice.

[southernavenger]

Since no one else had tried simply asking ill give that a shot lol. May I please have one of the codes for a PAX Marble. Thanks.

[FatBrownRat]

cs go awp redline (MW) *^*