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Cat Food FAQS

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How many cans of wet food should I feed my cat per day.

Two cans a day should suffice for the average cat. You will know that you are feeding your cat too much when it starts sharing its food with the mice.

Speaking of mice, why don't you offer mouse-flavored cat food?

We would love to include mouse meat in our cat food but the FDA won't let us. Feel free to add your own mice if you wish. Freezing mice before feeding them to your cat will help reduce parasites. If you routinely see lots of mouse heads and feet lying around the house then your cat is probably feeding itself. You may also be a slob.

Why don't you offer bird-flavored cat food?

What do you think chickens and turkeys are? "Chicken of the sea," however, is fish.

Your cat food says that it includes meat by-products? What are these?

Pretty much anything that a human also could eat. Don't worry, you eat all this stuff too, you just don't realize it.

Can I eat your cat food?

Our pet food is FDA approved so knock yourself out. Let us know which flavors you like best.

Why don't you offer vegan cat food?

1. Cats are obligate carnivores. 2. Why are you an idiot?
 

 

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19 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

Speaking of mice, why don't you offer mouse-flavored cat food?

Who would check that it tastes like mouse?

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10 minutes ago, Kenrod_Melrocity said:

Can my dog eat your cat? Or should I start new content titled Dog Food FAQs?

It can try but my cat is the reason that my nieces' dogs are scared of cats.

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20 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

It can try but my cat is the reason that my nieces' dogs are scared of cats.

LOL, yeah. Adopted my dog from a shelter. Don't know her prior history but she hates cats. Judging from the scars I've found on her I don't think past experience has created any fear, just increased the hate.

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@Lert's possible dinner setup?

 

Also, meat by-product is: Now with 10% more hobo meat! (you never know :Smile_hiding:)

If that is the case; Cat eats it, it is fine.  If a human eats the cat food, could this be considered Soylent Green or a variant, or would we need to give it a different color?  Soylent Cyan?

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mice....that is why theres this neat thing called a mouse trap, just put some peanut better, ( or Nutella believe it or not) and pull the little snapper back, set it and place it were they feed, next th9ing you knwo there's a mouse with a flat neck dead, and no messy cat smell in your house

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20 minutes ago, wolfkind252 said:

mouse trap

You might be interested in this channel.

 

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