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8 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

Just thought I'd re-post a "golden oldie" in honor of our newest defunct CC.

https://forum.worldofwarships.com/topic/145386-aint-no-zoup-a-wows-parody/

 

Priceless.  :Smile_veryhappy:

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Some threads dont age that well then Snarg shows one in the exception...

Allow me to present a different version I grew up with...

They also did the Monster mash which I loved as well

 

 

 

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Let's hope this one survives a bit longer, though I have to say in the past few months drama has had a steady flow to keep things entertaining :Smile_hiding:.

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1 hour ago, Wolfswetpaws said:

In other news, I gave my notice at my current job.

Got another lined up? 

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1 hour ago, Snargfargle said:

Just thought I'd re-post a "golden oldie" in honor of our newest defunct CC.

Gifted with the Sight !

 

How many know who Alley Oop is?

image.thumb.png.467d28dbfda97fbaa2308a5d1076cabb.png  There was a daily strip, too.

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15 minutes ago, iDuckman said:

Gifted with the Sight !

 

How many know who Alley Oop is?

image.thumb.png.467d28dbfda97fbaa2308a5d1076cabb.png  There was a daily strip, too.

I can't believe that they were still putting that out in 1998.

1947 edition:

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2 hours ago, warheart1992 said:

Let's hope this one survives a bit longer, though I have to say in the past few months drama has had a steady flow to keep things entertaining :Smile_hiding:.

There has been too much "entertainment" around here lately.

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i stopped following him a while ago he said things on twitter that often left me scratching my head thinking uh wth.........

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23 minutes ago, BrushWolf said:

There has been too much "entertainment" around here lately.

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(not mine, just an "adaptation")

The setting is a local bar.

@HowitzerBlitzer : Ha ha, so then he falls in a bear trap...

@_Luna : That's so funny. Hey I'm gonna go to the bathroom I'll be right back okay?

HowitzerBlitzer: Okay, I'll be right here.

_Luna: You!

Enter @Kapitan_Wuff .

Kapitan_Wuff: Be this seat taken, my lad?

HowitzerBlitzer: Actually um...

Kapitan_Wuff: What be yer poison there?

HowitzerBlitzer: Raspberry chocolate vodka with mint...

Kapitan_Wuff: Two whiskeys! Sit still me boy for I'm going to tell you a story that may very well save your life.

HowitzerBlitzer: Well, actually I've got a...

Kapitan_Wuff: So there I was...

The scene changes to the deck of a ship.

Kapitan_Wuff: Onward, men, we can't turn back now!

@CaptainTeddybear : Captain, we can't go further! The sea is a furious mistress tonight! I'm begging you, captain, turn us around, stop this madness!

Kapitan_Wuff: Never! I will not give up. I will not rest, not until we find the @BrushWolf

The scene reverts back to the bar.

HowitzerBlitzer: Wait, what? A butt shark?

Kapitan_Wuff: Narg, not a "butt shark," a BrushWolf, harf brush and harf wolf! 'Tis the terror of the deep!

HowitzerBlitzer: There's no such thing as a Brushwolf

Kapitan_Wuff: Arg, you wern't there, boy. You didn't see the cruelty of the sea, you didn't witness the hellish beasts which emerge from her dark blue belly.

The scene returns to the ship.

Kapitan_Wuff: We hunted the Brushwolf for many months...

CaptainTeddybear: Captain! The men are starving, we have little water left. We must stop off and replenish our supplies.

Kapitan_Wuff: Nay, the last time we stopped all but a handful of me crew abandoned ship.

CaptainTeddybear: Well, that's because you're crazy, sir.

Kapitan_Wuff: Crazy? Is it crazy to hunt something as foul and tortured as the BrushWolf?

CaptainTeddybear: Yeah, but you're just kind of making it personal, man.

Kapitan_Wuff: 'Tis personal, the Brushwolf has has taken everything from me. It took me wife, it took me only son... and it took me butt!

The scene reverts to the bar.

HowitzerBlitzer: Are you serious?

Kapitan_Wuff: Serious as scurvy m'lad.

HowitzerBlitzer: It took your butt? OK, well, I've got to go...

Kapitan_Wuff: Sit back down, child, and be thankful that you can sit at all.

Kapitan_Wuff shows his butt, which has two wooden peg legs attached.

HowitzerBlitzer: Whoa, I was wondering why you were wearing rearless chaps.

Kapitan_Wuff: 'Tis because I am a rearless chap.

_Luna: Hey, I'm back!

HowitzerBlitzer: Shh! What happened next?

The scene changes back to the ship.

Kapitan_Wuff: Many weeks later our hunt was still fruitless, the men were growing weak but we pressed onward. I had but one mission, to kill the BrushWolf

CaptainTeddybear: You're, uh, narrating again there, captain.

Kapitan_Wuff: Aye, just practicing.

CaptainTeddybear: Look, it's the BrushWolf!

Kapitan_Wuff: Narg, 'tis but a @DerKrampus.

CaptainTeddybear: It's useless, captain, stop the search, it's destroying you. Half your crew is dead!

Kapitan_Wuff: Aye, perhaps it is time to... wait, there!

CaptainTeddybear: That's your first mate, he's dead too.

Kapitan_Wuff: I will avenge him by killing the BrushWolf.

The BrushWolf appears and takes a bite out of the first mate.

The scene changes back to the bar.

Kapitan_Wuff: I didn't witness that last part. 'Tis a literary device.

HowitzerBlitzer: You're such a good storyteller.

Kapitan_Wuff: Thanks. Then other stuff happened and the ship was going down.

The scene goes back to the ship, which is sinking in flames.

CaptainTeddybear: Captain, she's going down, sir. We must get to the dinghy, sir! @Fog_Repair_Ship_Akashi can't fix her, sir!

Kapitan_Wuff: What's the point? My life is without meaning or purpose, I have failed in my pursuit.

CaptainTeddybear: But we all had a really good time, right? I mean most of us died but at least the rest of us have a pretty neat story to tell.

Kapitan_Wuff: Aye, a story, I must warn others not to pursue their obsessions to the voyage of madness, lest it ruin them as I just ruined me.

The scene goes back to the bar.

Kapitan_Wuff: Pursue your dreams me lad but don't let them pursue you. For a dream can soon become a nightmare. I lost everything that night. I lost me ship, me crew, and me mind. Now I'm broken and penniless, with only myself to blame.

HowitzerBlitzer: Wow, well thank you for telling me your story. Wait, if you're penniless, how can afford these drinks?

Kaptain_Wuff: I can't!

Kaptain_Wuff giggles and runs from the bar, leaving HowitzerBlitzer to pick up the (considerable) tab.

HowitzerBlitzer: Oh, damn it!

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1 hour ago, Snargfargle said:

(not mine, just an "adaptation")

 ^ etc.

Magniloquence personified.

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18 minutes ago, Charon2018 said:

 ^ etc.

Magniloquence personified.

That was from the Cyanide and Happiness Buttshark saga. I just changed the characters and made it a bit more suitable for "family" viewing so it could be posted here. The required censorship is unfortunate because it takes out the best line in the play.

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37 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

That was from the Cyanide and Happiness Buttshark saga. I just changed the characters and made it a bit more suitable for "family" viewing so it could be posted here. The required censorship is unfortunate because it takes out the best line in the play.

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My loss I guess, but I'm not climbing another text wall...

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22 hours ago, iDuckman said:

Got another lined up? 

Plan to drive for Uber while working on finding a more compatible & steady gig.

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22 hours ago, iDuckman said:

Gifted with the Sight !

 

How many know who Alley Oop is?

image.thumb.png.467d28dbfda97fbaa2308a5d1076cabb.png  There was a daily strip, too.

I've known who Alley Oop is for several decades.

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20 hours ago, Snargfargle said:

the Brushwolf has has taken everything from me. It took me wife, it took me only son... and it took me butt!

LM[donkey]O

21 minutes ago, Wolfswetpaws said:

Plan to drive for Uber while working on finding a more compatible & steady gig.

Let's hope Uber gets back to it's old usage rate. Here the :etc_swear: county judge has finally dropped his mask mandate so things appear to be going back to normal, even if in actuality they almost have.

19 minutes ago, Wolfswetpaws said:

I've known who Alley Oop is for several decades.

Well, it kinda helps to have several decades.

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1 minute ago, iDuckman said:

 

Let's hope Uber gets back to it's old usage rate. Here the :etc_swear: county judge has finally dropped his mask mandate so things appear to be going back to normal, even if in actuality they almost have.

Well, it kinda helps to have several decades.

Indeed.

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On 5/26/2021 at 10:25 PM, Snargfargle said:

-snip-

what in the world...

am I so forgotten that I'm a character thrown into riveting sea-tales?

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19 minutes ago, HowitzerBlitzer said:

what in the world...

am I so forgotten that I'm a character thrown into riveting sea-tales?

Do you remember The Late Night World of Warship's Picture Show? You are in that.

 

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1 hour ago, Snargfargle said:

Do you remember The Late Night World of Warship's Picture Show? You are in that.

Oh wow, that was forever ago.
Most of my accomplishments on these forums are even forgotten by me

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