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For the time before gunnery happens in a match.

My guns are better than your guns
My guns are better than yours
I have penetration,
You get a detonation
My guns better than yours
(Think KenlRation commercial music)

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I like big guns and I can not lie
You other commanders can't deny
That when your ship goes in laying waste
And a round thing in your place

You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you noticed that gun was stuffed
Deep in the seam she's bearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that scuttlebutt makes me so horny
(Think "Baby Got Back" music)
 

Do you guys have any song parodies that you sing while waiting for battle?

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6 minutes ago, Tpaktop2_1 said:

Do you guys have any song parodies that you sing while waiting for battle?

A couple hundred or so... Search the tags "parody" and "humor." My "golden oldies" are listed below but I've got another hundred sprinkled around elsewhere. Search the tags "parody" and "humor."

I sort of like this one:

 

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1 hour ago, Snargfargle said:

A couple hundred or so... Search the tags "parody" and "humor." My "golden oldies" are listed below but I've got another hundred sprinkled around elsewhere. Search the tags "parody" and "humor."

I sort of like this one:

 

Bravo sir Bravo 👍🤛 :Smile_teethhappy:

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I enter Randoms now,

got my Dead Eye.

Head flank speed,

see a cruiser heading wide.

 

Steady hands take the ship's wheel,

swing guns focus laser peeled.

Open fire AP rounds away,

and citadels swayyyyy!

 

Stop and stare,

I got Dead Eye and cruisers unaware.

They explode dev-strike with awesome glare.

If only they see what I see, if only they see what I see.

_______________________________________________________>

 

I was sailing into a cap with my little DD,

Petro was creepin' lookin' for me.

But only he don't know what I can do, 

he only know he got radar true.

I slide up next to an island ya see,

he pops radar and he misses me.

I return fire after he cools down ya see,

a wall of torps he was running from me.

 

This is the problem with Petros,

running from little Benhams.

They think radar can get em.

But it is Benham that wants to get the Petro.

 

Oh why Petros don't realize,

that this is Benham's Paradise.

 

Petro fires another radar,

tries to open water to get me but I'm too far.

I dance like a leaf in the wind ya see.

I torp Petro fast and he goes to depths of the sea.

 

Oh why  Petros don't realize, 

that this is Benham's paradise.

 

__________________________________>

 

I like big botes I cannot lie,

I sail Yammy's don't act surprised.

The thicker the back, 

the more I want that Russian Cadillac.

GK has that Deutschland tushy,

so soft that DDs pushy.

Montana has that athletic butt,

that makes Jabba go Hutt, Hutt!

Minnesota is super-wide,

she makes all the boys cry. 

Kansas got that rainbow butt, 

makes the Tinman lose a nut. 

Musashi offers a nice ride outback,

more cheeky that a RN Flatback.

BBs got back! 

Well, except RN. 

 

First one think   Stop and Stare by One Republic (I could actually sing this as a BB main, but I refuse to due to swoon factor is OP.)

Second  Gangsters Paradise by Coolio(I can do this one too, but I already established my street cred ages ago long before Warships. This will only make things worse.)

Third  Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot.( I can do this one also, but it will get lots of laughs and maybe a record contract. I dislike Simon. He is an [edited]. )

 

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