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The Rework To Destroy WOWS (Humor)

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Smirk Thread. Hope you enjoyed it--if not, learn to giggle.

 

DD Skill Tree

Spin the Gears: DD turrets replaced with spinning tops. Player may choose the colors from any combination of red, green, and blue, as well as how fast/slow it flashes

Non-Liquidator: hear a loud belch when torp hits a target.

Consumables specialist: "We will we will rock you!" plays every time use a consumable

Gun Feeder: ship throws up fireworks when switching ammo type

 

Incoming Fire Alert: your captain shrieks in terror when triggered

Preventive Maintenance: replaces captain icon with a skunk

Pyrotechnician: "Will work for fuel" flag added

Swift Fish: Hatsune Miku song plays as you fire torps

 

Consumables enhancements: affected consumable icons replaced with Smiley Faces

Extra-Heavy AP Shells: "Unlimited power!" every time it pens a target

Priority Target: Legolas "walker" can be seen on your ship's stern in port

Last Stand: Rapid and uplifting drumbeat plays while it's in effect

 

MB and AA Specialist: All main batteries 300% normal size

Fill the Tubes: "If you're happy and you know clap your hands" plays when torps are fully loaded.

Adrenaline Rush: Captain icon has a pitchfork and torch

IFHE: I have no idea

 

Superintendent: Affected consumables replaced with dancing icons

Survivability Expert: "You shrekt a tough guy" message for whatever player kills you

Main Battery and AA Expert: DD kicks up a huge backwash at full throttle

Swift in Silence: Upon going dark, automatically taunts "Nah nah nah you can't see me!" in all chat

 

Radio Location: Detected ship warned a jealous lover is coming for him/her

Fearless Brawler: DD rounds strongly resemble...seagulls

Concealment Expert: All chat notice, upon going dark, that player X has an Elvish Cloak!

Dazzle: Red team sees circle of green arrows all pointing at you when you're detected.

 

Might do the CR/BB/CV skill trees later, undecided at present.

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22 minutes ago, Reymu said:

Smirk Thread. Hope you enjoyed it--if not, learn to giggle.

......

Might do the CR/BB/CV skill trees later, undecided at present.

Dammit!! Boy. you are better than WeeGee!!

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30 minutes ago, Reymu said:

Concealment Expert: All chat notice, upon going dark, that player X has an Elvish Cloak!

No, no. That player has Shroud. We are Magic: The Gathering now! /s

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2 hours ago, SaiIor_Moon said:

No, no. That player has Shroud. We are Magic: The Gathering now! /s

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All mine escaped /s

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12 minutes ago, YAMATO_DIFFERENCE said:

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i think that's the only change they could make to DE that wouldn't justify a reset :)

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Combat Rudder: Turns your ship 40% slower when you try to turn away from the reds....

Engine Boost: Throws a few rods when you try to speed away from Reds.

Last Stand: Staying alive plays

Incoming alert: Nuketown Siren plays.

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"Why do I hear a pepe screaming everytime there's an incoming fire alert? Oh wait thats my captain"

We need a skill that plays Light My Fire by The Doors everytime you get a set fire ribbon

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18 hours ago, Reymu said:

Incoming Fire Alert: your captain shrieks in terror when triggered

Puts me in mind of the Mermaids' Wrath voicepack - they do a LOT of screaming when shot at or on fire.

I prefer to run my client vanilla, but if ever there was a modpack I was tempted to install, it's that one.

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10 hours ago, Rolkatsuki said:

 

We need a skill that plays Light My Fire by The Doors everytime you get a set fire ribbon

Outstanding idea.

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On 2/28/2021 at 9:31 PM, Rolkatsuki said:

"Why do I hear a pepe screaming everytime there's an incoming fire alert? Oh wait thats my captain"

We need a skill that plays Light My Fire by The Doors everytime you get a set fire ribbon

I do have a few songs that I tend to play when I run one of my good fire starter ships. Notable examples include the very Japanese version of 'Paint It Black' from the Westworld series and 'Dark Fire' by Mike Rubino (found that one on YouTube a few years ago). I tend to have a song (or several) for nearly any in-game occasion or ship, my usermusic folder in the game is absolutely packed and ranges from Two Steps from Hell to anime soundtrack music. I'll admit to even having 'Rasputin' and 'Hymn to Red October' on hand for when I'm feeling particularly soviet, though by far most of my stuff is aimed more at my IJN ships, which I tend to play the most.

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maybe a joke punchline drumbeat every time you get a bounce with BB guns 

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