Hey! WOWS you make da Italian barrels out of da spaghetti?

[fbrrhd]

Somea da times day shoots fine and somea da times they almost shoota demselves... If dey spagett use a da uncooked kind. (it stays firm)

right now dey floppy when wet....

[SKurj]

in reality they weren't far off :)

I know game isn't reality, but this is an interesting watch: around 13:00 in

 

 

 

[wildcat18]

Severe barrel whip lol

[tcbaker777]

did a Ork from the Warhammer series write this OP? the vernacular seems to be spot on for one

[Karstodes]

1 minute ago, tcbaker777 said:

did a Ork from the Warhammer series write this OP? the vernacular seems to be spot on for one

OP should paint the ship red to make it go faster.

[Lert]

How I imagine OP

[Estimated_Prophet]

14 minutes ago, Lert said:

How I imagine OP

Well, Orks gotta have something to do when it isn’t time to WHAAAAAAGGHH!!! So maybe some Warships.

Dem fat fingahs doh, tryin’ to WASD...

[iDuckman]

54 minutes ago, SKurj said:

in reality they weren't far off :)

I know game isn't reality, but this is an interesting watch: around 13:00 in

Raw link, please.

[iDuckman]

21 minutes ago, Lert said:

How I imagine OP

A chubby man with a round face, dark slicked-back hair, small mustache, tomato sauce-stained apron, making hand gestures, most with the fingers bunched together.

 

[xHeavy]

Well, you know how we export everything to China, including food.

It would come back chop suey. he he he.

[SKurj]

4 minutes ago, iDuckman said:

Raw link, please.

not sure about raw...  whenever i take it straight from my browser it embeds it here...   

It is from Drachinifel's youtube channel.. 

 

 

[iDuckman]

4 hours ago, xHeavy said:

Well, you know how we export everything to China, including food.

It would come back chop suey. he he he.

You canna make a gun barrel outa da chopped suet !! You crazy?  Lasciamo perdere! Even Quelle Rane dey never try dat! No, da hard semolina numba 7 cutta verra long.  Sleeved ina da good Roman brick.  Datta might work!

 

 

[Anonymous50]

Read this and almost snorted out my Chicken Parmesan....had to take in some Brio to stop the laughter.

[iDuckman]

2 minutes ago, SKurj said:

not sure about raw...  whenever i take it straight from my browser it embeds it here...   

It is from Drachinifel's youtube channel..

Use the link from Share, then when you past it here, the editor will ask if you want to 'Display as a link instead?'.  Choose that.

https://youtu.be/GbD_rbmDV4E

 

Drach has 800 videos.  What's the title?

[SKurj]

1 minute ago, iDuckman said:

Use the link from Share, then when you past it here, the editor will ask if you want to 'Display as a link instead?'.  Choose that.

https://youtu.be/GbD_rbmDV4E

 

Drach has 800 videos.  What's the title?

gotcha i never use the link button :)  i always just copy paste the url and it just embeds automatically no questions asked.

https://youtu.be/b8I2HavEEPE

 

[iDuckman]

1 minute ago, SKurj said:

gotcha i never use the link button :)  i always just copy paste the url and it just embeds automatically no questions asked.

https://youtu.be/b8I2HavEEPE

Normally this isn't an issue but the forum stopped showing me (and others) many embedded videos a few weeks ago.  All I see is an inert empty frame.  A couple times I've seen the embedded video like normal, come back to it and it's turned into a dead window.  @Hapa_Fodder is this being worked?

[iDuckman]

6 minutes ago, SKurj said:

gotcha i never use the link button :)  i always just copy paste the url and it just embeds automatically no questions asked.

https://youtu.be/b8I2HavEEPE

Thanks.  "The truly awful quality control of Italian shells." 

"I betta my pasta shells has a more consistent shape and texture!"

[SteelRain_Rifleman]

Sometimes my guns fire IL Magnifico, but other times, IL Sucko.

 

[black_hull4]

2 hours ago, fbrrhd said:

If dey spagett use a da uncooked kind. (it stays firm)

found one: 

[SaiIor_Moon]

4 hours ago, fbrrhd said:

Somea da times day shoots fine and somea da times they almost shoota demselves... If dey spagett use a da uncooked kind. (it stays firm)

right now dey floppy when wet....

Well if the Italian barrels are made outta lotsa spaghetti....

 

[Lert]

6 hours ago, Estimated_Prophet said:

Well, Orks gotta have something to do when it isn’t time to WHAAAAAAGGHH!!! So maybe some Warships.

WAAAAGHships?

[HazeGrayUnderway]

6 hours ago, tcbaker777 said:

did a Ork from the Warhammer series write this OP? the vernacular seems to be spot on for one

No it wasn't an Ork from Warhammer 40k.  If it was, Orks can believe and it will happen. 

We may wish the ITA Battleships shoot straight in WoWS, but they don't.

[Finnkax]

During those times Italia do not hardly have good and robust machinery so even tanks are sloppy. Accurate machining needs 2x-10x stronger machinery to make constant shells. More heavy machine you have the more constant parts you can make. Vibration kills all accuracy.

[xHeavy]

Eh. Italians do not do well in wars past.

IF you wanted something done right have the Mafia Godfather arrange it.

He he he. I have to really stop this... I cannot stand it being so bad here...

[black_hull4]

1 hour ago, xHeavy said:

Italians do not do well in wars past.

OTO Melara would like to have a word with you.

7 hours ago, black_hull4 said:

found one: