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If I didn't have Enterprise....this would be my love poem for the Valentines Day contest.

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Oh CV-6, I stare at you as I covet through the saltiest of WoWs minimap seas,

I watch the way you splatter hot goodness all over the decks of grateful DDs,

The way you insert your torpedoes into the tightest of bilge ports and ram those enormous APs into those wide funnel stacks,

Your crew berthing stuffed full of the finest of seamen...

(Pulled off stage by security during recital struggling in a perturbed manner).

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I wanted to do this and call it TEXAS.  However, I think WG would spot blatant plagiarism with the 2 poems below (with a few changes to add the word TEXAS

  1. The TEXAS is is wonderful thing
  2. Boom! Go the TEXAS guns!

 

 

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3 minutes ago, madgiecool said:

I wanted to do this and call it TEXAS.  However, I think WG would spot blatant plagiarism with the 2 poems below (with a few changes to add the word TEXAS

  1. The TEXAS is is wonderful thing
  2. Boom! Go the TEXAS guns!

 

 

I loved Black Adder goes Forth, even as an 8 year old when it first aired.

'Oh you want to join the Royal Flying Corp? Oh that's an idea...could I? NO you couldn't!'

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36 minutes ago, Sumseaman said:

 

The way you insert your torpedoes into the tightest of bilge ports and ram those enormous APs into those wide funnel stacks,

Your crew berthing stuffed full of the finest of seamen...

 

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16 minutes ago, madgiecool said:

I wanted to do this and call it TEXAS.  However, I think WG would spot blatant plagiarism with the 2 poems below (with a few changes to add the word TEXAS

  1. The TEXAS is is wonderful thing
  2. Boom! Go the TEXAS guns!

 

 

Ah yes...the future Mr Bean & the future Band From TV member...not sure what became of the Arte Johnson look alike (loved Black Adder).

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55 minutes ago, Sumseaman said:

Oh CVN-65, I stare at you as I covet through the saltiest of WoWs minimap seas,

I watch the way you splatter hot goodness all over the decks of grateful DDs,

The way you insert your torpedoes into the tightest of bilge ports and ram those enormous APs into those wide funnel stacks,

Your crew berthing stuffed full of the finest of seamen...

(Pulled off stage by security during recital struggling in a perturbed manner).

I think you have mixed up the terms poetry and perversion.

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51 minutes ago, Sumseaman said:

Oh CVN-65, I stare at you as I covet through the saltiest of WoWs minimap seas,

I watch the way you splatter hot goodness all over the decks of grateful DDs,

The way you insert your torpedoes into the tightest of bilge ports and ram those enormous APs into those wide funnel stacks,

Your crew berthing stuffed full of the finest of seamen...

(Pulled off stage by security during recital struggling in a perturbed manner).

My only quibble is that CV-6 is the Enterprise that we have in game.  I'm pretty sure WG adding CVN-65 would be quite a controversial decision.

 

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10 minutes ago, Pura__Vida said:

I think you have mixed up the terms poetry and perversion.

Fear not is is simply satirical!

Even Shakespeare wrote some very naughty sonnets!

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6 minutes ago, xyt272 said:

My only quibble is that CV-6 is the Enterprise that we have in game.  I'm pretty sure WG adding CVN-65 would be quite a controversial decision.

 

Well spotted. Such a grievous error! Altered accordingly. 

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4 hours ago, Sumseaman said:

Oh CV-6, I stare at you as I covet through the saltiest of WoWs minimap seas,

I watch the way you splatter hot goodness all over the decks of grateful DDs,

The way you insert your torpedoes into the tightest of bilge ports and ram those enormous APs into those wide funnel stacks,

Your crew berthing stuffed full of the finest of seamen...

(Pulled off stage by security during recital struggling in a perturbed manner).

I don't care who y'are.  That's entertaining, right there.
Thanks for sharing @Sumseaman

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