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This will only make sense if you read 'webcomic 5'. it delves deeper into their relationship with the game.

To the tune of 'The Modern Major-general song

I simply can't start playing cruisers because of the terminology
I'd love to quit CVs right now and start learning biology
Battleships are just stupid now there's a thing called deadeye
It's less interesting to be a CC than watch movies about jedi.
I'd love to learn more about dds but they're  less effective
Unless the only better thing was to sit and gain perspective
They yell at me for CV rework though I designed it greatly
They say my money grab was done rather less than sedately
There's many things in this game we have to eventually perfect
the player base is one main thing we'll have no choice but to disinfect.
The thought of playing any of these is simply too unbearable
Just give me a break from this game-- every ship class's terrible.
If you're new and you totally suck you can go for bb rheumatology
But I've been here since alpha so maybe potato physiology?
hydro will make each game a long boring sit for tea
but compared to radar in a smokescreen that's where I'd prefer to be
submarines prepare you for a life of fighting with dds nonstop
HE bombers a tedious training of when your payload drops
though rockets seem to grant you a 30% like game
the wiki page for CV player redirects to 'load of shame'
They say it's best to save your steel of find your coal ships eating it
but all it that does is prevent armory steel ships from meeting it
My five-year experience was hardly comparable
but give me a break from this game-- every ship class's terrible.
Cruiser players all cringe when they hear commander's skill rework
I can't invent a new ship class then I would be a jerk
I want to stick with what I have--I'm really that neophobic
And other ship classes make me feel anaerobic
A plain pure forumer gives you deadeye hate
going for reddits is a big show of your naivete
torps are the reason people play dds these days...
(or so claims this weird guy who sings marselliase)
When I talk about skill based mm my employees exaggerate
the 'mm''s fine the 'skill based' where they evaporate
When you discuss the game with me you're not comparable--
Just give me a break from this game-- every ship class's terrible.

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Some time I wish that a person with negativity attitude some how turn into passion and commitment instead of dragging on and dive deeper into salty/extreme.  If you can put those energy and break through the wall/dark tunnel, you will find light. Decision is yours.

 

If you continue with your negativity, sorry. Forumees don't appreciate you here.

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16 hours ago, ObiphanKenobi said:

Some time I wish that a person with negativity attitude some how turn into passion and commitment instead of dragging on and dive deeper into salty/extreme.  If you can put those energy and break through the wall/dark tunnel, you will find light. Decision is yours.

 

If you continue with your negativity, sorry. Forumees don't appreciate you here.

It was supposed to be a fun sing a long.

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