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KANSAS IS THE WURST..!!!!

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The slowest bote in the entire naval napkin history. This thing is so wurst you might get 5-6 shots off before you ded.
Your shells are never hitting anything. DD's torps will reload faster than these guns.

Will radar help?  No. What if it had radar guns?  One salvo where all the shells hit while radar was on.  

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That thing you call a Radar on this fake ship is actually a Shell Catcher. It's there to increase the already ridiculous hit box size of the ship. We wouldn't want those stray DD rounds just going into open space now would we? This makes sure even high shots with small caliber guns will do damage to Kansas... :fish_palm:

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4 minutes ago, capncrunch21 said:

That thing you call a Radar on this fake ship is actually a Shell Catcher. It's there to increase the already ridiculous hit box size of the ship. We wouldn't want those stray DD rounds just going into open space now would we? This makes sure even high shots with small caliber guns will do damage to Kansas... :fish_palm:

I apologize for my mistake...

working as intended!

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Just now, SoothingWhaleSongEU said:

But I thought the Germans had the WURST battleship line.

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Yes; Kansas is a German sausage?

Haven’t actually used it in Randoms yet.

About 50-60k damage with RU cruisers to go to get the last Dockyard token for RB points, then maybe I’ll give it a shot.

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14 minutes ago, Dasha_Eyes said:

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The slowest bote in the entire naval napkin history. This thing is so wurst you might get 5-6 shots off before you ded.
Your shells are never hitting anything. DD's torps will reload faster than these guns.

Will radar help?  No. What if it had radar guns?  One salvo where all the shells hit while radar was on.  

gimme_one_salvo.gif

 

Even the Yamato has a giant radar array on it's super structure, that doesn't mean she needs radar.

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Good thing I have enough FXP to not have to play this ship.  Any info on how the tier 9 and 10s are ?   Are they any better?

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1 hour ago, Sventex said:

Even the Yamato has a giant radar array on it's super structure, that doesn't mean she needs radar.

I was under the impression that those were mostly rangefinder bits and bobs. More ya read I guess.

 

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well thanks dasha for this COMPLETELY NEW and ORIGINAL fact,now im smarter.

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2 minutes ago, Cruxdei said:

well thanks dasha for this COMPLETELY NEW and ORIGINAL fact,now im smarter.

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The forum isn't gonna flood itself Cruxdei...

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5 minutes ago, SkaerKrow said:

Lotta KanSASS in this topic!

...I’ll get my coat. 

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The new US BB's seem to have pretty good torpedo protection.

I'm not a fan of their slow speed, though.

I welcomed a Kansas to my Port, last night.  I'll give her the Pin-Up camouflage and call her "done", and consider it a nice bonus & sideline to the Anchorage grind I recently completed with doubloons.
After finishing the Five Epochs of the Navy, the Kansas and the Anchorage grinds, I'm gonna take it easy for a while.
 

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2 hours ago, capncrunch21 said:

That thing you call a Radar on this fake ship is actually a Shell Catcher. It's there to increase the already ridiculous hit box size of the ship. We wouldn't want those stray DD rounds just going into open space now would we? This makes sure even high shots with small caliber guns will do damage to Kansas... :fish_palm:

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1 hour ago, Dasha_Eyes said:

I apologize for my mistake...

working as intended!

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2 hours ago, capncrunch21 said:

That thing you call a Radar on this fake ship is actually a Shell Catcher. It's there to increase the already ridiculous hit box size of the ship. We wouldn't want those stray DD rounds just going into open space now would we? This makes sure even high shots with small caliber guns will do damage to Kansas... :fish_palm:

Don’t forget the cans of gasoline conveniently place all over the deck with targets on them.

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it needs at least 3 buffs to be decent in port, before that is like an obese lady with nothing better to do than hindering on the battle.

i would be really mad if i paid for that.

 

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On 10/21/2020 at 4:29 PM, capncrunch21 said:

That thing you call a Radar on this fake ship is actually a Shell Catcher. It's there to increase the already ridiculous hit box size of the ship. We wouldn't want those stray DD rounds just going into open space now would we? This makes sure even high shots with small caliber guns will do damage to Kansas... :fish_palm:

It sorts shells by size and funnels them into the superstructure or deck armor, as appropriate. 

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Don't know why everyone is hating on the ship....it really isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be, I enjoy it. Just because you don't do well in it doesn't mean it sucks. 

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1 hour ago, RacerDemon said:

Don't know why everyone is hating on the ship....it really isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be, I enjoy it. Just because you don't do well in it doesn't mean it sucks. 

This.

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