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So how do you beat a seal?

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So this [Credo] dude--no names----- Bluelunch---comes into Co-Op... starts telling every one in the game to quit firing.. his friend needs secondary fire.  this is like in the first third of the game. I try to tell him hey this is Co-Op---he gets upset---starts telling us all we are not listening to him....Ok--- so I ask why ..he freaks out saying we do not listen well---So I invite him into Division and I say hey man we help---Nope he will not listen---keeps telling me no, I did not listen---this goes on for like 20 minutes---so the seal is done and dead like 2 times over---and so I said why did you block your stats--because I will not know how to help you----He said yes....then drops from Division. I know Halloween is close but wow. I told him in this discussion that you just ask-----that did not fly----just asking you guys to try and help him.

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This thread won't last long. Jump in now everyone!

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Just now, Chain_shot said:

"So how do you beat a seal?"

 

WITH A SPIKED CLUB!!

Does not help--the Seal is still dead....And still not a good player he is just a bit squishier----

 

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Don't tell him the whole truth.  (Not that he'd listen anyway.)

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8 minutes ago, MarcusGod7207 said:

You got a laugh out of me but I don't get it.

A baby seal is an unskilled newbie. I'm not sure how the OP intends it.


Edit: Oh!  I see that you are an unskilled newbie!  (Redundancy in definition: all newbies are unskilled.)

This refers to the practice of highly skilled fur traders coming down to low tiers and whipping up on Nanook's favorite baby seal.   [RIP Frank]   I.e. "Seal clubbing".

 

 

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4 minutes ago, MarcusGod7207 said:

You got a laugh out of me but I don't get it.

I did not get it--He asked the whole team to stop firing....someone----in or not in his clan needs to help this sociopath..... And as this helps ALL THE TIME offer HIM BACON.

 

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8 minutes ago, Sgte5 said:

I did not get it--He asked the whole team to stop firing....someone----in or not in his clan needs to help this sociopath.

 

I think sociopath is the wrong word for it, more like a semi-stable 15 year old with anger issues and a healthy disregard for formality who also loves to get confused as much as he loves confusing people.

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Just now, MarcusGod7207 said:

I think sociopath is the wrong word for it, more like a semi-stable 15 year old with anger issues and a healthy disregard for formality.

You forgot Bacon.........

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So the Topic seems to have resolved itself---We have a Bacon hater that hates seals. ;)

 

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though for the whiskey drinkers--I do have a clue--- Look for Isaac Bowman finished in Port barrels.

 

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@MarcusGod7207

This is bacon:

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Apropos to nothing, baby seals make pretty darn good bacon, if you can keep the smokehouse from melting through the ice.

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4 minutes ago, Sgte5 said:

though for the whiskey drinkers--I do have a clue--- Look for Isaac Bowman finished in Port barrels.

I prefer Kelt cognac.  Aged in barrels while they're sailed around the word.

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3 minutes ago, Chain_shot said:

still not sure who the seal is. I say we beat both of them.

 

rgXTxAy.jpg                      Yes let's do that.

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Sgte5 said:

So the Topic seems to have resolved itself---We have a Bacon hater that hates seals. ;)

 

In this question, who was the bacon hater that also hates seals?

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12 minutes ago, destawaits said:

The two most important subjects in this thread:h0klem4x1cgz.thumb.png.d638153c4d783923105357598744fff0.png

That sounds about right.

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So this guy came on and told me I and wrong because I did not listen to him.....someone serve him a triple bacon sandwhich.

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