The joke that will get me expelled from the human race.

[Ensign_Cthulhu]

Is a unicum in a Halland a purple flying-people eater?

 

[HamptonRoads]

This pun won't get you expelled from the human race, maybe just shunned.  I would add don't quit your day job (… unless you're a stand-up comic)

[Ensign_Cthulhu]

16 minutes ago, HamptonRoads said:

This pun won't get you expelled from the human race, maybe just shunned.

Note to self; do better next time.