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Born on the wrong side the map and AI lemmings to the others side. Happens less than it used to, but damn. Five minutes of boner-killer and 30k in the hole. I don't care how bad your random MM is, you will do more than 6k damage in a Freddy, lol. 

*pre-edit edit disclaimer* this is meant to be lol not to be taken seriously. I play both modes quite often and they both have their pitfalls and I've certainly finished randoms with 0 damage thanks to lucky shots from the reds. Now get your knickers out of your [edited]. :o)

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14 minutes ago, Fifi_Macaffee said:

Born on the wrong side the map and AI lemmings to the others side. Happens less than it used to, but damn. Five minutes of boner-killer and 30k in the hole. I don't care how bad your random MM is, you will do more than 6k damage in a Freddy, lol. 

*pre-edit edit disclaimer* this is meant to be lol not to be taken seriously. I play both modes quite often and they both have their pitfalls and I've certainly finished randoms with 0 damage thanks to lucky shots from the reds. Now get your knickers out of your [edited]. :o)

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Real players do not care about Co-op onlyt to test ships and get missions done. nothing more.

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14 minutes ago, Fifi_Macaffee said:

Born on the wrong side the map and AI lemmings to the others side. Happens less than it used to, but damn. Five minutes of boner-killer and 30k in the hole. I don't care how bad your random MM is, you will do more than 6k damage in a Freddy, lol. 

*pre-edit edit disclaimer* this is meant to be lol not to be taken seriously. I play both modes quite often and they both have their pitfalls and I've certainly finished randoms with 0 damage thanks to lucky shots from the reds. Now get your knickers out of your [edited]. :o)

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  You were attempting to do the BB damage mission, weren't ya?  lol

  That's how my luck ran, too.  Except it was a Jean Bart game.    Seriously fast BB with reload booster- and I still couldn't get any damage in before the red team died to torpedo spam...  Like your game, they all lemminged the other way, because squirrel!!  

High tier Co-op games were totally borked by these missions...

  I got it done, by knocking off the first win bonus each day on ALL my applicable BB's.   Most of the damage got done in mid tier games.

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2 minutes ago, Battleship_Constitution said:

Real players do not care about Co-op onlyt to test ships and get missions done. nothing more.

Real players have more than 5k games before they spout off at the mouth like a moron. 

17 minutes ago, Fifi_Macaffee said:

Born on the wrong side the map and AI lemmings to the others side. Happens less than it used to, but damn. Five minutes of boner-killer and 30k in the hole. I don't care how bad your random MM is, you will do more than 6k damage in a Freddy, lol. 

*pre-edit edit disclaimer* this is meant to be lol not to be taken seriously. I play both modes quite often and they both have their pitfalls and I've certainly finished randoms with 0 damage thanks to lucky shots from the reds. Now get your knickers out of your [edited]. :o)

This is a big reason I don't bother with BBs in co-op. They are slow and if they are "out of position", you are boned. I have had games in Texas where I get to shoot once before the match ends because she is so slow and my team eats up all the bots. Playing high tier BBs in co-op will drain you of credits if you have a bad game. This is a big reason I only play cruisers. They are fast enough to get into the action and most have decent armament to get you a decent score. 

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My last 5 Co op battles.

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Nothing wrong with Co op. You do have to hope you brought the right ship, when it's an all bot suicide team or Rambo humans completing missions.

It could be that you just brought the wrong Battleship.

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Co op and Whiskey also blend well. Might try that right now.

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Real players have more than 5k games before they spout off at the mouth like a moron. 

Sadly there are many PVP players with the same elitist mentality. 

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Nothing wrong with Co op. You do have to hope you brought the right ship, when it's an all bot suicide team or Rambo humans completing missions.

It does seem like when I play the Texas I start at the furthermost point from the action and spend most of the match racing at a snails pace just to get into range.

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13 minutes ago, Battleship_Constitution said:

Real players do not care about Co-op onlyt to test ships and get missions done. nothing more.

Coop is automatically better than Randoms, because you dont have to constantly worry about your team screwing you over AND people arent afraid to get in and brawl like they are in Randoms, Period, end of story

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I ain't going to jump down OP's throat regarding Co-op. However he later claimed to play both modes regularly and if true should've known bots are drawn to the lowest health target. So I imagine his DDs went to one cap ( I see it often with that map ) and thus the bots followed.

 

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6 minutes ago, Sovereigndawg said:

Nothing wrong with Co op. You do have to hope you brought the right ship, when it's an all bot suicide team or Rambo humans completing missions.

Oddly enough, I just had a great game in co-op. Wasn't paying attention in queue and ended up as the only human on a team of bots. Played a great game with 314 hits, 195k damage, 688 base xp, 6 kills, and had 350k of potential damage incoming. All this in a freaking Makarov of all ships.... It has to be a new record for me in this ship as I am so used to getting deleted once the bot BBs start firing at me. 

Those are some nice scores in a DD playing co-op. I just hate being the center of attention for the red bots so like BBs, don't like them either although for the obviously different reason. 

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23 minutes ago, Battleship_Constitution said:

Real players do not care about Co-op onlyt to test ships and get missions done. nothing more.

Well, there sure are a heck of a lot of "Real players" playing co-op these days, the mode has been flooded with campers and island humpers. 
 

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27 minutes ago, Sovereigndawg said:

My last 5 Co op battles.

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Nothing wrong with Co op. You do have to hope you brought the right ship, when it's an all bot suicide team or Rambo humans completing missions.

It could be that you just brought the wrong Battleship.

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Co op and Whiskey also blend well. Might try that right now.

OP specifically said he started alone on 1 side & bots all lemminged the other way...was that a factor in any of your examples.

20 minutes ago, Beleaf_ said:

I ain't going to jump down OP's throat regarding Co-op. However he later claimed to play both modes regularly and if true should've known bots are drawn to the lowest health target. So I imagine his DDs went to one cap ( I see it often with that map ) and thus the bots followed.

 

OP also stated this was a humorous post & not an actual rant to be taken seriously...oh wait...just realized he said that was an edit...maybe you guys commented before he added that edit..if so my bad...I was late to the ball & missed the whole "glass slipper" incident :-)

 

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40 minutes ago, kgh52 said:

Sadly there are many PVP players with the same elitist mentality. 

The funny part is most of the "actual elitists" (aka...those worthy of holding the title of "elitist") would have corrected him by:

51 minutes ago, Battleship_Constitution said:

Real players do not care about Co-op onlyt to test ships. nothing more.

Mission will just finish themselves while playing random...because us real "elitists" are that good.

"FTFY" (Quoting "actual elitists" there)

Obviously he isn't as "elite" as he thinks he is.

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53 minutes ago, Battleship_Constitution said:

Real players do not care about Co-op onlyt to test ships and get missions done. nothing more.

I was shocked to see your username doesnt begin with '[PIG]'.  

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17 minutes ago, IfYouSeeKhaos said:

The funny part is most of the "actual elitists" (aka...those worthy of holding the title of "elitist") would have corrected him by:

"FTFY" (Quoting "actual elitists" there)

Obviously he isn't as "elite" as he thinks he is.

Of course most elitist are actually wannabes. But his opinion has absolutely no value.

It is just sad that some must belittle others to feed their ego.

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Shatter, how did I know it would be Shatter.  That map is notorious for this.  If a friendly dd even hints at going towards b cap all of the bots heading to c will start heading there.  It's similar in Two Brothers with the middle channel. 

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1 hour ago, SpudZero said:

Well, there sure are a heck of a lot of "Real players" playing co-op these days, the mode has been flooded with campers and island humpers. 
 

island humping works sometimes, but with how perfect the bots dodge torpedoes, one-shotting them with one wave of torps is close to impossible.

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2 hours ago, Battleship_Constitution said:

Real players do not care about Co-op onlyt to test ships and get missions done. nothing more.

Excellent bait!

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1 hour ago, tcbaker777 said:

Coop is automatically better than Randoms, because you dont have to constantly worry about your team screwing you over AND people arent afraid to get in and brawl like they are in Randoms, Period, end of story

I disagree, I've been trolled in Co-op by good players....... blocking, blocking, blocking, holding shots for the kill shots, all sorts of stupid selfish activity by human players in Co-op, and the better players seem to be to worst offenders.

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1 hour ago, Sovereigndawg said:

My last 5 Co op battles.

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Nothing wrong with Co op. You do have to hope you brought the right ship, when it's an all bot suicide team or Rambo humans completing missions.

It could be that you just brought the wrong Battleship.

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Co op and Whiskey also blend well. Might try that right now.

Hell m8, páss me a round ...whiskey is my middle name. Lol!!!!! See ya in coop!!!!

 

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The game is in a bad state right now, complaining about Coop is a new low.

Coop is not a serious game mode, it is not hard it is not meant to be taken serious(almost like the rest of the game)

Try to have fun with it.

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2 hours ago, Fifi_Macaffee said:

Born on the wrong side the map and AI lemmings to the others side. Happens less than it used to, but damn. Five minutes of boner-killer and 30k in the hole. I don't care how bad your random MM is, you will do more than 6k damage in a Freddy, lol. 

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I always follow the bots, at least their lemming trains usually have more of a purpose than [and I'm quoting some elitist] " real players".

 

Like that never happens in Randoms ?

8 minutes ago, StudebacherHoch said:

I disagree, I've been trolled in Co-op by good players....... blocking, blocking, blocking, holding shots for the kill shots, all sorts of stupid selfish activity by human players in Co-op, and the better players seem to be to worst offenders.

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19 minutes ago, StudebacherHoch said:

I disagree, I've been trolled in Co-op by good players....... blocking, blocking, blocking, holding shots for the kill shots, all sorts of stupid selfish activity by human players in Co-op, and the better players seem to be to worst offenders.

Never ever assume people in co-ops are better than people in randoms.

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Just remember if you’re in one of those matches where you’re the only player and you somehow get destroyed before realizing this just leave the match and it’ll be automatically finished no matter how many bots remain. 

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