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A List of Things That Will Never Happin in WOWS

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6 minutes ago, TheGreatBlasto said:

1. Bismarck and Tirpitz will never find themselves in the top tier.

 

:Smile_child:

 

 

evidence? I would like to believe you. So MM is rigged for these two BB? Any evidence of MM bias is welcome, but we need proof, solid evidence.

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20 minutes ago, loco_max said:

evidence? I would like to believe you. So MM is rigged for these two BB? Any evidence of MM bias is welcome, but we need proof, solid evidence.

I have had both since 2016 and they are always in T10 games.  It's  frustrating my other T8 ships often get just T8 games.

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3 minutes ago, TheGreatBlasto said:

I have had both since 2016 and they are always in T10 games.  It's  frustrating my other T8 ships often get just T8 games.

OK, show your stats. Have you checked the EU forum? I guess that our German fellas might have a lot to say. I'm not trying to question your opinion Blasto, believe me, but we need evidence...

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Pretty Singing Mermaids to greet me as I sink to the bottom?

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I know for a fact that I have been in both against T6 and T7's. Haven't checked recently, so will give it a test and return!

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10 minutes ago, Col_Nasty said:

Pretty Singing Mermaids to greet me as I sink to the bottom?

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If there were Mermaids many would not being sinking, no they would be diving right in and swimming joyfully right down to meet the Mermaids... :Smile_teethhappy:

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51 minutes ago, TheGreatBlasto said:

1. Bismarck and Tirpitz will never find themselves in the top tier.

 

:Smile_child:

 

 

Why not Joey  ???????

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52 minutes ago, TheGreatBlasto said:

1. Bismarck and Tirpitz will never find themselves in the top tier.

 

:Smile_child:

 

 

My Graf Spee can attest to otherwise. Like a memorable battle had a Tirpitz right off the stern of my Graf Spee chasing me at about 6km or less  Range. I was firing at them, they were firing back only with main guns in their bow which thankfully were so close they were overpenning. Then my torps reloaded, they sank, and then raged about how I was the “idiot noob”!? :Smile_veryhappy::Smile_facepalm:

Lol it’s like hello who in their right mind would operate a Tirpitz like that when they were not even using their secondary guns like that? And you would think that they might have at least wondered what those interesting pods that moved on the Stern of the Graf Spee might have been. Hmm could they have just been torpedoes that had rear firing arcs and just maybe you should not follow so closely? No never seemed to have entered their mid when at the their distance and the map lighting at the time they surely would have clearly been able to see I had torpedo tubes... 

And this was just one of many times I faced  Tirpitz or Bismarck in tier 6.

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31 minutes ago, Col_Nasty said:

Pretty Singing Mermaids to greet me as I sink to the bottom?

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Nah, given WOWS, it would be the flesh eating mermaids from PotC, On Stranger Tides, ready to devour your corpse!

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Oh I see.  You want a list of stuff that can happen.

 

Does this fit the title?

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58 minutes ago, Col_Nasty said:

Pretty Singing Mermaids to greet me as I sink to the bottom?

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My trollish daughter sometimes scoffs... Your ship is sinking daddy... Does it count?

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1 hour ago, madgiecool said:

Does this fit the title?

Makes me chuckle every time I see it... as a youtuber said today, "We live in a world where if you can imagine it, you can make it." 

Never say never. 

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2 hours ago, TheGreatBlasto said:

1. Bismarck and Tirpitz will never find themselves in the top tier.

 

:Smile_child:

 

 

Being bottom tier means getting to blame your top tier teammates for a loss :cap_yes:

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WG will actually balance Cvs

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CVs will never be implemented in a way that doesn't ruin competitive modes or effectively remove all non pan european DDs from said modes.

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all german ships secondary guns will get an aditional 1.5km of base range and the accuracy of Graf Zeppelin  :Smile_hiding:

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A List of Things That Will Never Happin in WOWS

 

 

---Wargaming will stop the obvious money grabs/events that require lies or blatant misinformation to push/restore trust by treating the player base as something other than a target to exploit.

 

 

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A Repulse class BC in the game. At least make it a premium if you aren't gonna do a dedicated British battlecruiser line ffs.

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A ship is released with adequate AA for self defense against an equal tier CV that dodges flak

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We'll also never ever have a ship review that doesn't have this warning:

This BB/Cruiser/DD is very squishy due to its lack of side armor.

 

 

 

 

 

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