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I was going to make BLT Sandwiches for lunch. I started looking for the bacon and could not find it in the refrigerator.  

I then asked wife where is the bacon and she responded "I put it back in the freezer"
Why? Why did you do that without asking me? 
Her response: We don't have the space in the refrigerator. 
Me: We had the space in the refrigerator because it was in the refrigerator.

Background: the bacon was in the freezer for the past month so I wanted to use it for Sandwiches today. I then put it into the refrigerator. For some reason I asked her if she was holding the bacon in the freezer just in case the Pope comes by to visit us

(off shoot Pun on using the best china settings).

So questions started to fly and were asked:

Chairman (me): “Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Anti-Bacon League?”

Witness (wife): No Response

Vice-Chairman (alt-Voice aka me): Has the witness declined to answer this specific question?

Chairman (me): She said that he is not going to answer any questions, any names or things.

Witness (wife): I am not fff--n communist.

Chairman (me): ROFLOL

Chairman (me): The witness is reminded we are talking about what interests of the HUABC

What is HUABC you ask? House Un-American Bacon Committee

Let bacon rain!

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The microwave works great for bacon, it's one of the few things they are good for. I personally put the frozen slab in the frying pan and cook it all bunched up flipping the slices with a tongs. I straighten the pieces out as I pull them from the pan, when they are done to my satisfaction. Works perfectly every time. Sandwich On. Oh Yeah, I don't own a wife.

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Bacon will defrost real fast put it in the microwave on jet defrost for a minute and half check if not ready do another 30 seconds. let sit for a couple minutes cook to order it's easy  !!!

The SL BLT Recipe | MyRecipes

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These posts are just baconme hungry!

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Sees a big white monolith (looking strangely like a frig).

My god!  It's full of bacon!

 

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From the Anchor Bar in Superior Wisconsin. Hand made patties on a bakery bun with home made fries, a little slice of heaven.

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