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Things Darth WG would say :)

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"I am altering the game meta. Pray I don’t alter it any further."

"CVs can be balanced. I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"Don’t be too proud of your Win Rate. The ability to win is insignificant next to the power of the Match Maker."

“The Match maker will show you the true nature of the game. He is your Master now.”

"Coop bot is as clumsy as he is stupid."

"This will be a patch long remembered. It has seen the end of Battleships. It will soon see the end of the Destroyers."

"Puerto Rico. I have you now."

"Odin dock. Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.”

 

I bet you guys can come up with something even more funny

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 “Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to chat ban”

 

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"You don't *know* the powah of the *Broad-side*."

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"Hokey RN CAs, and Italian anything are no match for the Smolensk kid."

"Subs in dis game? How wuude!" 

(yes I went Jar Jar)

 

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"We take A Cap or we die. This is The Way..."

"This is The Way."

"Russian bias is part of my Religion."

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"We would be honored if you would join us"


[- Vader mocks Han, Leia and Chewie when the trap on Cloud City is revealed.]

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"You don't know the power of RNG, I must obey my Master"

"Be careful not to choke on your WR"

"You have controlled your fire, now release your reload booster, only your DPM can destroy me"

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7 minutes ago, Wolfswetpaws said:

"We would be honored if you would join us"


[- Vader mocks Han, Leia and Chewie when the trap on Cloud City is revealed.]

 

2 minutes ago, DudeWhereIsMyTank said:

"BBs we would be honoured if you can join sub battle."

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"I'm in a CV, I have the high ground."

"These are not the ships your looking for."

"Only Russian cruisers are so precise."

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New player with good stats before unleashing T4 carriers: "Impressive. Most impressive, but you are not a unicum yet." 

Players abusing sling shot and taking up 899. "Youtube has taught you well."

"I find your lack of spreadsheets disturbing."

 

 "PhlyDaily? What makes you think so."

"A tremor in the spreadsheets. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my beta."  

 

 

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"Right now, I feel like I could take on the whole Red Team myself."

"Soviet BB is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural."

" I've just made a deal that'll keep the CV out of here forever."

To Petropavlovsk "Aren't you a little short for a cruiser?"

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When one chooses to sail the Warships you are both hunter and prey. How can one be a coward when one chooses this way of life? This is the Way.

The RNG has turned against me! Don’t you turn against me!

Intensify the forward firepower I don’t want anything to get through. INTENSIFY FOWARD FIREPOWER!!!!

Monstrous Red ships out there, no teamwork in here, our sinking with no counter-play when yousa thinking wesa in trouble!

Who is the more foolish, the fool or the one who follows them?

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11 hours ago, Capt_Ahab1776 said:

 “Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to chat ban”

 

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Oh mate, I'm already there!

4 days to go...

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