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What happened to Easter?

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Moscow Police had a report of a 🐻 spotted near a convenience store looking for.. ahem... Paper products.

Just wrapping up the Easter holidays, the Easter Bunny was spotted at the store as well.

But when clerk said he had no paper products, the 🐻 took the Easter Bunny to the woods.

Four hours later...the once white Bunny was not white anymore. Sporting an unusual hue reminiscent of 💩, the 🐰 turned up outside the Police station. Officers provided soap for the 🐰.

Needless to say, 💩 does stick to fur.

Urban legend debunked. A 🐻 does 💩 in the woods.

Moscow Police said they will fly in the proper paper products so the Easter Bunny does not have this happen again.

The 🐰 is recovering and other than the smell, should be ready for next year.

 

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