2,703 [O7] DolphinPrincess Members 1,032 posts 5,166 battles Report post #1 Posted February 10, 2020 The Doomer Russian Bias (actually a valid point now with RU CL split) Where is my historical accuracy? NO ANIME IN MY SERIOUS WARGAME HE spam causes camp fests Radar kills the game The Boomer Absolutely fixed on "DDs cap, CAs support, BBs tank" Likes to brawl in 2020 Extreme advocate of "teamwork" Island campers ruins the game HE spammers take no skill 47% WR, "because teams suck", while having 1000 PR The Toxic Elitist If my PR is higher, PR is the word of god. If my PR is lower, PR is a fabricated number Stat padder, Match Making Monitor Easily triggered Massive Ego CVs will ruin the game The Blunicum/UniScum Have 1600-2200 PR, believes himself to be the best player Stomps average players for self confirmation while actively avoiding true unicums and super unicums Seal Clubber Spams Smolensk "Look my my average damage" Posts Kraken/300k defeats "Look how bad my team is" Bad players ruins the game The ResidentSleeper Extremely casual Have every anime ship, faps to them. Or have every famous ship, and stares at them for hours in port Mega whale Coop/Operations Main Loves Radio Location, TASM, manual secondaries. 100,000 HP Montana The Yolo Suicider W key best key Your typical 4 minute lifespan DD Armchair admiral 500 PR, tries to teach everyone tactics and where to go Toxic to everyone is chat Thinks everyone on team should support everything he does, probably a spoiled Zoomer The Camper 22km Battleship Is in love with the 1 and 10 line Having affair with A and J line Only sail in straight lines Full hp 2 minute before game ends, loses all HP in last 2 minutes Stealth Torpedoes ruin the game The Badass Kraken/Confed/High Caliber Loses game "GG well played enemy team" Super unicum 3000+ PR Helps newer players, doesnt rage at trolls, tries to be reasonable to Boomers and Zoomers Doesn't Exist 16 43 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,371 [_RNG_] _BBaby Supertester 3,190 posts 5,624 battles Report post #2 Posted February 10, 2020 Anime fans (weebs) Older folks The few that don't fall in either 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,827 [PVE] Asym_KS Members 4,805 posts 21,154 battles Report post #3 Posted February 10, 2020 Well done ! That took some effort ! Not a bad effort to describe many of us..... I seem to fit into parts of a few of them though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest 0 posts Report post #4 Posted February 10, 2020 Crazy Weirdo argues for the sake of it probably harmless regularly gets krakens for less than 15k dmg 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,426 [WOLF1] paradat Beta Testers 12,320 posts 17,497 battles Report post #5 Posted February 10, 2020 The Jedi Plays all ship types and is at Peace Is Knowledgeable about the game mechanics and is not bound to the meta Plays for fun win or lose and has Serenity Is not upset by the conduct of the enemy or the allies always seeks Harmony Loves The Game 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4,031 [WOLFG] DrHolmes52 Members 11,139 posts 10,380 battles Report post #6 Posted February 10, 2020 And I can only put up one funny emote. What is the whip for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
571 [-VT-] Sabene Members 783 posts 35,001 battles Report post #7 Posted February 10, 2020 22 minutes ago, paradat said: The Jedi Plays all ship types and is at Peace Is Knowledgeable about the game mechanics and is not bound to the meta Plays for fun win or lose and has Serenity Is not upset by the conduct of the enemy or the allies always seeks Harmony Loves The Game Me ! hehehe 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5,630 [FEM] Femennenly Retired WoWS Community Contributors 2,265 posts 17,597 battles Report post #8 Posted February 10, 2020 So the real question, which are you!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
338 [WKY12] T1mb3rWo1f Members 802 posts 12,909 battles Report post #9 Posted February 10, 2020 Well done Princess, well done! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,703 [O7] DolphinPrincess Members 1,032 posts 5,166 battles Report post #10 Posted February 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Femennenly said: So the real question, which are you!? Toxic Elitist 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
33 [NFJF] SeaKing_CityDel Members 75 posts 1,983 battles Report post #11 Posted February 10, 2020 Look at me im a Boomer 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,734 [PQUOD] Capt_Ahab1776 [PQUOD] Members 4,849 posts 17,422 battles Report post #12 Posted February 10, 2020 Nice job. If a person can't laugh at themselves. Sad day. I felt like it was looking at the WoW horoscope. I could see some of myself in more than one of the WoW signs... LoL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
998 [BWC] Jakob_Knight Beta Testers 1,874 posts 7,657 battles Report post #13 Posted February 10, 2020 Hehe. I was hesitant to read the thread, expecting another rant or doom thread. Talk about a very good surprise! Nicely done, especially the illustrations! Not sure where I'd fit, but probably a Boomer. (Do have to wonder what the Zoomer mentioned in the Yolo is....someone to whom 'Speed is Life'?) :) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
342 [LSNB] destawaits Members 1,636 posts 4,989 battles Report post #14 Posted February 10, 2020 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Femennenly said: So the real question, which are you!? None, because this is a list of stereotypical mindsets and shouldn't be taken seriously. If I had to pick one, though, I'd probably lean more to the boomer. In any game, I find it hard to adapt to new meta once fixated on several particular playstyles. @DolphinPrincessNice KotS illustrations! Did you draw them? Edited February 10, 2020 by destawaits 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
96 [WTAF] Kenrod_Melrocity Members 224 posts 8,699 battles Report post #15 Posted February 10, 2020 (edited) The Imbecile? Edited February 10, 2020 by Kenrod_Melrocity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,703 [O7] DolphinPrincess Members 1,032 posts 5,166 battles Report post #16 Posted February 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, destawaits said: Nice KotS illustrations! Did you draw them? 12 minutes ago, Jakob_Knight said: Nicely done, especially the illustrations! The illustrations are made by WG, they will be a part of the WoWS KoTS collection Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,056 [WDS] clammboy [WDS] Members 4,102 posts 11,809 battles Report post #17 Posted February 10, 2020 The Drunken Sailor * Starts out wining first 3 games . Avg damage 92,000 PR 1390 * 3 beers later and a shot of tequila lost 2 out of 3 games . Avg damage 52,000 PR 950 * 4 beers later and 2 shots of tequila lost 3 in a row . Avg damage 39,000 PR 689 * 5 beers later and 3 shots of tequila has now lost 5 games in a row . Avg damage 22,00O PR 520 Dying in the first 5 minutes of his last 4 battles but sticks around to tell everyone they suck and are all cowards . * 6th and final beer 4th shot of tequila . Falls asleep on the computer gets reported for being AFK wakes up and he's pink . Next morning he writes a scathing post on the unfairness of the AFK system 2 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,734 [PQUOD] Capt_Ahab1776 [PQUOD] Members 4,849 posts 17,422 battles Report post #18 Posted February 10, 2020 1 hour ago, DolphinPrincess said: The Boomer Absolutely fixed on "DDs cap, CAs support, BBs tank" I laughed when I read this one. Right before I had to leave for work, got a message from a long time friend outside of my clan. We was talking and he said this almost word for word. Let me preface, I'm nothing special, just average. When my friend said this I replied "Ummm.. not always so?" lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4,031 [WOLFG] DrHolmes52 Members 11,139 posts 10,380 battles Report post #19 Posted February 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, Kenrod_Melrocity said: The Imbecile? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,029 [IXM] Vector03 Members 1,060 posts Report post #20 Posted February 10, 2020 I see you're using the Hollywood identity politics model where females are the only ones without flaw. 3 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,836 [SIDE] thebigblue Members 4,939 posts Report post #21 Posted February 10, 2020 1 hour ago, paradat said: The Jedi Plays all ship types and is at Peace Is Knowledgeable about the game mechanics and is not bound to the meta Plays for fun win or lose and has Serenity Is not upset by the conduct of the enemy or the allies always seeks Harmony Loves The Game Best post of the day. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,748 LadyAnesjka Members 1,674 posts 13,382 battles Report post #22 Posted February 10, 2020 1 hour ago, DolphinPrincess said: The Badass Kraken/Confed/High Caliber Loses game "GG well played enemy team" Super unicum 3000+ PR Helps newer players, doesnt rage at trolls, tries to be reasonable to Boomers and Zoomers Doesn't Exist Maybe Not a chance -- when I see streams of these player is always cuss at team , call everyone name, is never they fault Only because play in division with other good player 99.9 % of time Never helps other players, trolls forums, talks crap in game minute team looks like they will lose 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,426 [WOLF1] paradat Beta Testers 12,320 posts 17,497 battles Report post #23 Posted February 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, thebigblue said: Best post of the day. Thanks. The community experience would be much better if we all strived to be "The Jedi" Cheers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
332 4HizensTotalLandscaping Members 729 posts 10,104 battles Report post #24 Posted February 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Vector03 said: I see you're using the Hollywood identity politics model where females are the only ones without flaw. eww feeeeeeeemales 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6,678 [WORX] Navalpride33 Members 11,951 posts 19,486 battles Report post #25 Posted February 10, 2020 Not one for the narcotic sailor ? The one that believes what its in front of them, like the imaginary cloaking devices for sale in the armory for certain ships. Its the "recreational prescription" narcotic talking. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
