unacceptable This needs to change.

[Shoggoth_pinup]

Here I am, browsing the forums, and bam a CV sinks me! I'm not even in battle, but they somehow found a way! A single salvo of rockets and bam, back to port! Which is extra annoying, as I didn't even have the game on! I wasn't even that close to the ocean, either! I swear, the lengths CVs go to grief me and only me boggles the mind. Surely there aren't others they might be attacking in a given match, or even before I hit battle. Surely I'm as juicy as a pumpkin in a Viribus Unitis just waiting to be smashed.

To fix this issue, clearly we need to have pre-game fighters swarming the map. Not the in-game map, but the actual map of the Earth.

[OgreMkV]

Dude, I was sitting on the toilet and... BAM dive bombers, fires everywhere. It's too much. These things need to be just removed. 

[red_crested_ibis]

1 minute ago, OgreMkV said:

Dude, I was sitting on the toilet and... BAM dive bombers, fires everywhere. It's too much. These things need to be just removed. 

After some meals, I'd almost welcome it if it was armor piercing...

[Shoggoth_pinup]

1 minute ago, OgreMkV said:

Dude, I was sitting on the toilet and... BAM dive bombers, fires everywhere. It's too much. These things need to be just removed. 

Ohh no... Was it Midway? Or... the Langley menace?

[red_crested_ibis]

5 minutes ago, Shoggoth_pinup said:

Ohh no... Was it Midway? Or... the Langley menace?

He obviously had a Bogue on his six!  

I'll show myself out.

[IfYouSeeKhaos]

25 minutes ago, OgreMkV said:

Dude, I was sitting on the toilet and... BAM dive bombers, fires everywhere. It's too much. These things need to be just removed. 

So it wasn't all those baked beans I ate after all :-)

[Shoggoth_pinup]

Just now, IfYouSeeKhaos said:

So it wasn't all those baked beans I ate after all :-)

He was hit with HE bombs, not flooding. 

[Crucis]

44 minutes ago, OgreMkV said:

Dude, I was sitting on the toilet and... BAM dive bombers, fires everywhere. It's too much. These things need to be just removed. 

You sure that it wasn't a vertically launched missile from a submarine (in the toilet bowl)?  

[IfYouSeeKhaos]

46 minutes ago, Shoggoth_pinup said:

He was hit with HE bombs, not flooding. 

Mine was more like biological warfare