1,731 [A-I-M] MannyD_of_The_Sea Members 3,444 posts 14,123 battles Report post #1 Posted November 5, 2019 (edited) "Introducing Genova" -as the weekly mission in the directives calls it. You introduced me. I met her. She's a dog. A pig dressed up to try to pass as a dog. Oink is as oink does. "Soooooooooooohhh-wheeeeeee!!!" Don't try to fix me up with any more chicks WG. EVER!!! Edit: To the easily confused: It's humor. Metaphor. Look it up. Edited November 5, 2019 by MannyD_of_The_Sea Explained for the unthinking 5 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,845 [WOLFG] DrHolmes52 Members 10,660 posts 9,886 battles Report post #2 Posted November 5, 2019 She had tickets to the sold out concert. Just knaw your arm off and slink away afterwards. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
303 [ALL41] Your_Mother_WasA_Hamster Members 510 posts 15,037 battles Report post #3 Posted November 5, 2019 If Genova would oink a little more frequently...like once every 15 seconds, instead of once every 20 seconds, she'd be easier to live with. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,731 [A-I-M] MannyD_of_The_Sea Members 3,444 posts 14,123 battles Report post #4 Posted November 5, 2019 1 minute ago, DrHolmes52 said: She had tickets to the sold out concert. Just knaw your arm off and slink away afterwards. I might have to gnaw something else off if she gives me an STD (Shipually Transmitted Disease) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,925 [-K-] Edgecase [-K-] Members 5,444 posts 20,631 battles Report post #5 Posted November 5, 2019 Shoot AP, don't be shot at. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,731 [A-I-M] MannyD_of_The_Sea Members 3,444 posts 14,123 battles Report post #6 Posted November 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, Edgecase said: Shoot AP, don't be shot at. I know...I know... It's just that 10,000 XP in this thing is the dreariest mission/task/directive I've ever undertaken. I'm now violating my own prime directive of "No Flags In Co-op." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
399 [36] _Starbuck Members 453 posts 10,922 battles Report post #7 Posted November 5, 2019 A faint heart never fracked a pig. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,315 [MUDDX] CAPTMUDDXX Banned 8,144 posts 23,200 battles Report post #8 Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, MannyD_of_The_Sea said: Don't try to fix me up with any more chicks WG. They didn't! You chose to either buy from the Premium shop or spend the tokens in the Armory. It's all on you Manny! Man up and admit it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,731 [A-I-M] MannyD_of_The_Sea Members 3,444 posts 14,123 battles Report post #9 Posted November 5, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, CAPTMUDDXX said: They didn't! You chose to either buy from the Premium shop or spend the tokens in the Armory. It's all on you Manny! Man up and admit it! I was horny for coal in the armory. I had to take the fat chick out on one date to get past her to her hot younger sister, “Coallette.” Edited November 5, 2019 by MannyD_of_The_Sea 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,661 Pura__Vida Members 6,754 posts 21,151 battles Report post #10 Posted November 5, 2019 38 minutes ago, _Starbuck said: A faint heart never fracked a pig. A strong mind never tried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,661 Pura__Vida Members 6,754 posts 21,151 battles Report post #11 Posted November 5, 2019 The ship is a 100 yard long piece of I cant fire for twenty seconds and can't put you on fire and can't hit you with my torps at 3k piece of garbage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,748 [--K--] RedSeaBear Members 5,392 posts 17,911 battles Report post #12 Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Edgecase said: Shoot AP, don't be shot at. The "Don't Be Shot At" advise ranks right up there with "Get good at using the Italian Torpedoes" as some of the dumbest national Flavor a line of ships has ever had. I'm not sure whats funnier about the Italian cruiser; how comically bad they are or how, much like a octopus, when they face danger they blow smoke in your face and run away. Its like 2019 the player base has been asking WG if they have any more dumb ideas and WG keeps responding "Hold my Vodka" while trying to out do the last big screw up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,507 [WOLF5] AJTP89 Supertester 4,426 posts 4,198 battles Report post #13 Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Edgecase said: don't be shot at. Dammit, I've been playing the game wrong this whole time 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,731 [A-I-M] MannyD_of_The_Sea Members 3,444 posts 14,123 battles Report post #14 Posted November 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, AJTP89 said: Dammit, I've been playing the game wrong this whole time I HATE when that happens!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,480 Stauffenberg44 Members 4,247 posts 9,871 battles Report post #15 Posted November 5, 2019 Ahem, well a blind date saves using the blindfold. [Yes I actually typed that] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,265 RyuuohD_NA Members 2,767 posts 93 battles Report post #16 Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, MannyD_of_The_Sea said: "Introducing Genova" -as the weekly mission in the directives calls it. You introduced me. I met her. She's a dog. A pig dressed up to try to pass as a dog. Oink is as oink does. "Soooooooooooohhh-wheeeeeee!!!" Don't try to fix me up with any more chicks WG. EVER!!! Edit: To the easily confused: It's humor. Metaphor. Look it up. Because acting like a bratty 5-year old will make WG notice you, right? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,731 [A-I-M] MannyD_of_The_Sea Members 3,444 posts 14,123 battles Report post #17 Posted November 5, 2019 Just now, RyuuohD_NA said: Because acting like a bratty 5-year old will make WG notice you, right? To the easily confused (that would be YOU): Its humor. Metaphor. Look it up. (Like repeating myself will get you to understand. No, I really don’t expect that.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,203 [A-D-F] Captain_Slattery Members 2,110 posts 7,630 battles Report post #18 Posted November 5, 2019 She is "coyote ugly". I found a video of WG selling a Genova to someone..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,522 [POP] tm63au Members 2,923 posts 23,688 battles Report post #19 Posted November 6, 2019 2 hours ago, MannyD_of_The_Sea said: "Introducing Genova" -as the weekly mission in the directives calls it. You introduced me. I met her. She's a dog. A pig dressed up to try to pass as a dog. Oink is as oink does. "Soooooooooooohhh-wheeeeeee!!!" Don't try to fix me up with any more chicks WG. EVER!!! Edit: To the easily confused: It's humor. Metaphor. Look it up. You got blinded by all that make up she was wearing too, still you think she is bad try taking her sister out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,476 [A-D-F] Doombeagle [A-D-F] Members 2,309 posts Report post #20 Posted November 6, 2019 32 minutes ago, RyuuohD_NA said: Because acting like a bratty 5-year old will make WG notice you, right? Oh look, that trash pile drifted in from the Pacific. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,731 [A-I-M] MannyD_of_The_Sea Members 3,444 posts 14,123 battles Report post #21 Posted November 6, 2019 14 minutes ago, tm63au said: You got blinded by all that make up she was wearing too, still you think she is bad try taking her sister out At least her sister , Mont E. Coli, can hide her face in smoke, to cover some of its lesser atrocities, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,145 [ARGSY] centarina Members 10,326 posts 16,093 battles Report post #22 Posted November 6, 2019 I don't think genova is that bad. averaging almost 50k dmg after 8 matches. you have to use AP as needed though and have good situation awareness but better than tier5 italian tech tree cruiser which is really bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,522 [POP] tm63au Members 2,923 posts 23,688 battles Report post #23 Posted November 6, 2019 1 minute ago, MannyD_of_The_Sea said: At least her sister , Mont E. Coli, can hide her face in smoke, to cover some of its lesser atrocities, right? true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,288 CriMiNaL__ Beta Testers 3,748 posts 14,457 battles Report post #24 Posted November 6, 2019 2 hours ago, MannyD_of_The_Sea said: "Introducing Genova" -as the weekly mission in the directives calls it. You introduced me. I met her. She's a dog. A pig dressed up to try to pass as a dog. Oink is as oink does. "Soooooooooooohhh-wheeeeeee!!!" Don't try to fix me up with any more chicks WG. EVER!!! Edit: To the easily confused: It's humor. Metaphor. Look it up. I get the humour, but people complaining about a free ship amazes me, do you honestly think weegee would give away a free ship that was any good, at least you can sell it and have a free port slot if its not to your liking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,472 [WPORT] Wolfswetpaws Members 6,658 posts 11,616 battles Report post #25 Posted November 6, 2019 Seems like a bunch of whining little children are complaining about not knowing how to properly treat a Lady. ;-) If you don't want your ships, you can gift them to my port. :-) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
