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Wargaming: No More Blind Dates!!!!!

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"Introducing Genova" -as the weekly mission in the directives calls it.

You introduced me. I met her. She's a dog. A pig dressed up to try to pass as a dog.

Oink is as oink does. "Soooooooooooohhh-wheeeeeee!!!"

Don't try to fix me up with any more chicks WG.

EVER!!!

Edit: To the easily confused: It's humor. Metaphor. Look it up.

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1 minute ago, DrHolmes52 said:

She had tickets to the sold out concert. 

Just knaw your arm off and slink away afterwards.

I might have to gnaw something else off if she gives me an STD (Shipually Transmitted Disease)

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7 minutes ago, Edgecase said:

Shoot AP, don't be shot at.

I know...I know...

It's just that 10,000 XP in this thing is the dreariest mission/task/directive I've ever undertaken. I'm now violating my own prime directive of "No Flags In Co-op."

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1 hour ago, MannyD_of_The_Sea said:

Don't try to fix me up with any more chicks WG.

They didn't! You chose to either buy from the Premium shop or spend the tokens in the Armory. It's all on you Manny! Man up and admit it!

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6 minutes ago, CAPTMUDDXX said:

They didn't! You chose to either buy from the Premium shop or spend the tokens in the Armory. It's all on you Manny! Man up and admit it!

I was horny for coal in the armory. I had to take the fat chick out on one date to get past her to her hot younger sister, “Coallette.”

 

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The ship is a 100 yard long piece of I cant fire for twenty seconds and can't put you on fire and can't hit you with my torps at 3k piece of garbage.

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1 hour ago, Edgecase said:

Shoot AP, don't be shot at.

The "Don't Be Shot At" advise ranks right up there with "Get good at using the Italian Torpedoes" as some of the dumbest national Flavor a line of ships has ever had. 

I'm not sure whats funnier about the Italian cruiser; how comically bad they are or how, much like a octopus, when they face danger they blow smoke in your face and run away. 

Its like 2019 the player base has been asking WG if they have any more dumb ideas and WG keeps responding "Hold my Vodka" while trying to out do the last big screw up. 

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1 hour ago, Edgecase said:

 don't be shot at.

Dammit, I've been playing the game wrong this whole time

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1 hour ago, MannyD_of_The_Sea said:

"Introducing Genova" -as the weekly mission in the directives calls it.

You introduced me. I met her. She's a dog. A pig dressed up to try to pass as a dog.

Oink is as oink does. "Soooooooooooohhh-wheeeeeee!!!"

Don't try to fix me up with any more chicks WG.

EVER!!!

Edit: To the easily confused: It's humor. Metaphor. Look it up.

Because acting like a bratty 5-year old will make WG notice you, right?

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Just now, RyuuohD_NA said:

Because acting like a bratty 5-year old will make WG notice you, right?

To the easily confused (that would be YOU): Its humor. Metaphor. Look it up.

(Like repeating myself will get you to understand. No, I really don’t expect that.)

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2 hours ago, MannyD_of_The_Sea said:

"Introducing Genova" -as the weekly mission in the directives calls it.

You introduced me. I met her. She's a dog. A pig dressed up to try to pass as a dog.

Oink is as oink does. "Soooooooooooohhh-wheeeeeee!!!"

Don't try to fix me up with any more chicks WG.

EVER!!!

Edit: To the easily confused: It's humor. Metaphor. Look it up.

You got blinded by all that make up she was wearing too, still you think she is bad try taking her sister out :Smile_sad:

 Image result for wows italian cruisers

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32 minutes ago, RyuuohD_NA said:

Because acting like a bratty 5-year old will make WG notice you, right?

Oh look, that trash pile drifted in from the Pacific.

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14 minutes ago, tm63au said:

You got blinded by all that make up she was wearing too, still you think she is bad try taking her sister out :Smile_sad:

 Image result for wows italian cruisers

At least  her sister , Mont E. Coli, can hide her face in smoke, to cover some of its lesser atrocities, right?

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I don't think genova is that bad.   averaging almost 50k dmg after 8 matches.   you have to use AP as needed though and have good situation awareness but better than tier5  italian tech tree cruiser which is really bad

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1 minute ago, MannyD_of_The_Sea said:

At least  her sister , Mont E. Coli, can hide her face in smoke, to cover some of its lesser atrocities, right?

true :Smile_veryhappy:

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2 hours ago, MannyD_of_The_Sea said:

"Introducing Genova" -as the weekly mission in the directives calls it.

You introduced me. I met her. She's a dog. A pig dressed up to try to pass as a dog.

Oink is as oink does. "Soooooooooooohhh-wheeeeeee!!!"

Don't try to fix me up with any more chicks WG.

EVER!!!

Edit: To the easily confused: It's humor. Metaphor. Look it up.

I get the humour, but people complaining about a free ship amazes me, do you honestly think weegee would give away a free ship that was any good, at least you can sell it and have a free port slot if its not to your liking.

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Seems like a bunch of whining little children are complaining about not knowing how to properly treat a Lady.  ;-)

If you don't want your ships, you can gift them to my port.  :-)

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