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Clubbin' for a Tier III win
Keep clubbin', like the do-dah man
Don't like it? Well, I like it fine
Just keep clubbin' on

Played me ten thousand matches but still I'm at Tier III
Charlston, Kolberg, Nassau, and there all in the same meet
Your typical match wrapped up in a unicum's daydream
Play the St. Louis and see what sorrow I'll bring


Tenryū, it's a soft machine
Valkyrie, well I make it scream
St. Louis' got the ways and means
I just won't let you be, oh no

Most of the noobs that I meet at Tier III speak of winning,
Most of the time I send them all wailin' and cryin' back home
One of these days they know they better get goin'
Out of the pool and up to tier IV and beyond


Clubbin', like the do-dah man
Once told me "You gotta to play Tier III, Man"
Sometimes a match ain't worth my time

If I don't lay'em down

Sometimes the radar's a-shinin' for me,
In Cyclones then I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me

what a long, strange game it's been

What in the world ever became of your ship now?
She changed her 
appearance
You know she isn't the same
Funny-looking, weird Halloween camo

All a clan-mate can say is "I ain't gonna flame"


Grindin', up to Buffalo
Been thinkin', Tier III got to slow
Takes time, you pick a place to go

And just keep Grindin' on

Sittin' and starin' out of the bedroom window
Got a tip they're gonna nerf my St. Louis again
I'd like to get some sleep before I work now,
But a match is playin' and I need me another win


Busted, in a Tier X meet
Set up, like a bowlin' pin
Knocked down, it get's to wearin' thin

They just won't let you be, oh no


Got tired of noob bashin' so up to Tier X you traveled
Got tired of losin' so you wanted to go back down
I guess they can't revoke a player for tryin'
Jump out of the pool and light out and look all around


Sometimes the radar's a-shinin' for me,
In Cyclones I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me

What a long, strange game it's been

Clubbin', I'm a goin' home
Down to Tier III, back where I belong,
Back home, sit down, turn off my phone

And get back Clubbin' on

Edited by Snargfargle
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Heh.  
Nice adaptation of the original song.  :-)

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This seems appropriate, insofar as M.O.D. can ever be "appropriate":

 

 

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+1 because my handle and the effort you put into this.

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Good one, Snarg.  Perhaps "St. Lou" would scan better in a place or two.

For some reason, none of the YT links you post will play in the forum.

 

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8 minutes ago, iDuckman said:

Good one, Snarg.  Perhaps "St. Lou" would scan better in a place or two.

For some reason, none of the YT links you post will play in the forum.

Videos posted in the forum all play for me. I'm using CCleaner's version of Chrome. Try clearing your browser's cache and see if the videos will play. 

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