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For one thing the storyline is just another rehash of the infinity storyline. We did not need that. More then that the tone is just kiddy. But what's really kiddy is the look of the game. Colored outlines on the charecters, party game looking menus, and unrealistic character models. The boss battles are a joke. They take way too long and the scales are wrong. Why is Kingpin bigger then Hulk? Speaking of charecters when you start you play as the Guardians Of The Galaxy( Farscape knock...oh sorry I mean the MCU versions.) By the end of the Sandman boss battle the game lets choose new team members from an expanded roster. At this point you can choose from now besides the Guardians the following. Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Scarlet Witch, Falcon, Carol Danvers, Black Widow, Woverine, Spider-Man, and Crystal. The is a joke and a pathetic one at that. The rest of the characters are either locked or DLC. I have to wait for Blade, Punisher, Fantastic Four, and More X-Men via DLC?! Why because Team Ninja had to waste space with Guardians Of The Galaxy, Supervillains, Miles and Gwen aka the Spider Kids, Kid Mrs. Marvel, Crystal, Elisa Bloodstone(Who wanted that pointless charecter), and Black Widow. Speaking of Team Ninja, those guys gave us drop dead gorgeous ladies in the Dead or Alive games. But for some silly reason all the female characters in Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 look ugly. Their faces look like plastic, they are flat as a door, their outfits should be burned, and their voices are rancid. How can this be Team Ninja? You gave us DOA Exteme games only to create plastic toys for Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 as an excuse for females? If some fool bought you this game for say your birthday. You should take the game and smash it with a hammer.

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8 hours ago, Umikami said:

Don't hold back; tell us how you really feel!

All right, first things first here is Team Ninja's work on Dead Or Alive 5

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Lets see drop dead gorgeous ladies. Wet lips, nice you know whats, and they look great in these.

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But in Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, Team Ninja gave us this.

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What do we have here? Flat chests, no back sides, faces that resemble rubber, no high heels on footwear, terrible make-up, and ugly outfits.

 

Another thing, why do gamers have to pay for these?!

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But no we had to have Elisa Bloodstone, the spider kids, Kid Mrs. Marvel, Guardians Of The Galaxy, Cristal, Magneto, Venom, Deadpool,  Black Widow.  

 

 

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2 hours ago, m8i said:

All right

Yeah, I gave up electronic women, comic book women, and other assorted forms of women I couldn't take home about the same time I quit going to topless bars, which to me makes about as much sense as ordering a 100 dollar steak dinner and then just looking at it. If I'm spending money on it, I want to taste it, and with comic book women, electronic women, and exotic bar women, you can't do that.

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