How to throw a match 101 (2 ways)

[Nato101]

Don't chase krakens like a mindless fool!
https://replayswows.com/replay/53246

Also, for the enemy, don't all bunch up behind islands like mindless fools or you'll all just end up eating torpedoes.
https://replayswows.com/replay/53248

[Nato101]

Edited 'is something wrong with wows replays' thread. Looks like I just had to wait for it to process the file.

[Skpstr]

37 minutes ago, Nato101 said:

Also, for the enemy, don't all bunch up behind islands like mindless fools or you'll all just end up eating torpedoes.

I've been exposed to anime too much through this forum.

The imagery that springs to mind from that is a DD shipgirl holding a knife and fork, with a napkin tied around her neck, licking her lips and drooling....

[Pura__Vida]

one of the things that always drives me insane is to have cap, 400 point and ship lead and watch scrubs throw themselves at a meatball off BB's and delete themselves ftl.

[Nato101]

2 minutes ago, Skpstr said:

I've been exposed to anime too much through this forum.

The imagery that springs to mind from that is a DD shipgirl holding a knife and fork, with a napkin tied around her neck, licking her lips and drooling....

100%!!! But that shipgirl would be very mad were it her side doing it...

[Halonut24]

4 minutes ago, Nato101 said:

100%!!! But that shipgirl would be very mad were it her side doing it...

D-D-D-D-DOUBLE KILL

[BrushWolf]

6 minutes ago, Sweetsie said:

one of the things that always drives me insane is to have cap, 400 point and ship lead and watch scrubs throw themselves at a meatball off BB's and delete themselves ftl.

There is nothing like snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

[Ensign_Cthulhu]

30 minutes ago, Skpstr said:

The imagery that springs to mind from that is a DD shipgirl holding a knife and fork, with a napkin tied around her neck, licking her lips and drooling....

You can blame @LittleWhiteMouse's ship-review graphics for that.

[Krupp_Sabot]

1 hour ago, Sweetsie said:

one of the things that always drives me insane is to have cap, 400 point and ship lead and watch scrubs throw themselves at a meatball off BB's and delete themselves ftl.

Yeah watching all the Rambos march 1 by 1 into a BB deathball is very distressing to watch.