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Where did you put my torpedo polishing guy,  that torp is getting a little dirty....shot-19_04.25_13_56.08-0645.thumb.jpg.1c5b7dc106ced4275c2109776fe8d713.jpg

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2 minutes ago, xThecanadianx said:

Where did you put my torpedo polishing guy,  that torp is getting a little dirty....

In Soviet Russia you don’t polish the torpedo, torpedo polishes you.

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Though, oddly, Space Torpedo guy doesn't seem to take time off like the terrestrial based slacker 

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I mean, I those are Russian sailors, it's kinda easy to explain: He works when he's paid. So, when he isn't there, this means 'ol Vlad's check bounced. :Smile_trollface:

 

(Disclaimer: The above post is meant entirely as humor, and has no political anything attached to it whatsoever.)

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1 hour ago, xThecanadianx said:

Where did you put my torpedo polishing guy,  that torp is getting a little dirty....shot-19_04.25_13_56.08-0645.thumb.jpg.1c5b7dc106ced4275c2109776fe8d713.jpg

If he gonna do it all day he will get very hairy hands....and the he will go blind....

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Soon to be replaced by animated Dasha and Alena polishing the torpedo....

Oh wow...   Pleeeeeeeeeze ???

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12 minutes ago, AVR_Project said:

Soon to be replaced by animated Dasha and Alena polishing the torpedo....

Oh wow...   Pleeeeeeeeeze ???

that would be more then you could handle :Smile_sceptic:

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Due to a number of new regulations, the torpedo polisher (I call him Paul) has taken some well deserved time off.  We wish him well and hope to see cleaner torpedoes in the very near future!

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3 hours ago, xThecanadianx said:

Where did you put my torpedo polishing guy,  that torp is getting a little dirty....shot-19_04.25_13_56.08-0645.thumb.jpg.1c5b7dc106ced4275c2109776fe8d713.jpg

he was found out to be plotting against us all, so he had to be.......deposed of, or was that his cousin im thinking of?

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26 minutes ago, Radar_X said:

Due to a number of new regulations, the torpedo polisher (I call him Paul) has taken some well deserved time off.  We wish him well and hope to see cleaner torpedoes in the very near future!

Like actual real life regulations about having people in combat games? Or do you mean personified regulations for our poor Paul.

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2 minutes ago, tcbaker777 said:

he was found out to be plotting against us all, so he had to be.......deposed of, or was that his cousin im thinking of?

shhhhh I'm still trying to dispose of the body

**sneaks away making sure no one is looking**

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1 minute ago, xThecanadianx said:

shhhhh I'm still trying to dispose of the body

**sneaks away making sure no one is looking**

 

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17 hours ago, Radar_X said:

Due to a number of new regulations, the torpedo polisher (I call him Paul) has taken some well deserved time off.  We wish him well and hope to see cleaner torpedoes in the very near future!

Did he develop Carpal tunnel?

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1 minute ago, Oldschool_Gaming_YT said:

Did he develop Carpal tunnel?

Repetitive motion injuries are a serious problem.

Or so I've heard.

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Bring back Paul or we riot :Smile_veryhappy:

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Maybe he's in the head polishing his little torpedo.:cap_rambo:

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