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Sharks have a week dedicated to us.
Wargaming often questions us, just because they find us interesting.
We save a star in every match, even randoms.

Therapists open up to us.

Our dds frequently joust in training room with deep water torps.

Every time a clanmate falls in a match, a baby penguin gets its wings.

The Two brothers map was created after Wargaming observed our play style.  

Our ships will often turn pink due to our stoic support of HE cancer awareness.

Our charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

When the cyclone appears in-game, it is because we are thinking about something sad.

Among moths, YOLO memes are on the rise.

Every one of our members has access to the light Russian Cruiser line.

We are lovers, not fighters. But we are also fighters so don’t get any ideas.

The phrase “Wall of skill” was originally coined by our opponents in clan battles.

Enemy Klebers run from our Shimakazes.

Every time we start a battle, dolphins appear.

We are well prepared for the sub rework.

One of our members taught RNGesus a statistics course in college.

Every one of our shells start a fire. Even the SAP ones.

Once we sat down and had a chat, and the alternate American cruiser line appeared.

We never half [edited]two things. We whole [edited]one thing.

If one of our members were to give you directions in a random battle, you’d win the match and you’d get at least 3 kills.

Our rum is never all gone.

All of our dds are very daring.

Cvs refuse to drop on us, simply out of respect.

Our pep talks are so compelling, that both teams win.

 

*Thunder* 

 

We are…the most interesting community in WOWS.

 

We are.... 488981493_yologiftry3.gif.1e974a5bc1fe099990bfd74b2ad042b1.gif

 

If you are seeking,

  1. A competitive drama free clan battle environment ( YOLOW is Typhoon/Hurricane. Clan stats here https://na.wows-numbers.com/clan/1000075444,Y0L0W-Walk-The-Plank-/  YOLO is Storm/Typhoon. Clan stats here https://na.wows-numbers.com/clan/1000053345,Y0L0-Lepanto-Warriors/)
  2. Extremely dedicated leadership with a semi-democratic format of policy implementation
  3. Divisions and an active clan/discord (Look at activity levels of our discord here https://statbot.net/dashboard/414627537881137152/voice)
  4. Off season fun events with dubs/crates/ships as prizes
  5. A place where EVERYONE participates in clan battles (its required for membership)
  6. A community that you can call home 

you have come to the right place.

If interested in joining please message HoldMyBeer or any of the recruitment officers. You can message here on the forums or on our discord page, which can be found here --> https://discord.gg/DAN3gyR

In the words of Lavar Burton,

I encourage you to check out our discord/come div with us in order to get an idea of all that we do here at YOLO/YOLOW and see for yourself why YOLO may be a good fit for you. 

Thank you for checking us out, and we wish you a most interesting day.:dance_turtle:

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9 minutes ago, HoldMyBeer_ said:
We are…the most interesting clan in WOWS.
The rumors that you may have heard about us, they are all true. Our collective impact on this game was too great to stay a secret for long, so we have decided to come clean and reveal our true nature.

If interested in joining please message HoldMyBeer_. You can message him here on the forums or on our discord page, which can be found here --> https://discord.gg/QvX6gUP . I encourage you to check out our discord in order to get an idea of all that we do here at YOLO.   In order to earn the special HE cancer awareness badge, you must also have the Conqueror, Worcester, and Harugumo in port. Thank you for checking us out, and we wish you a most interesting day.

Fascinating … and, I must say - very impressive :)

I can only assume you drink Dos Equis

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1 hour ago, Commander_367 said:

Fascinating … and, I must say - very impressive :)

I can only assume you drink Dos Equis

Only when we are thirsty 

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Sorry for the poor quality vid but I wanted to show you what can happen when you give in to the YOLO side. 

We have a couple of slots open so check our discord out if interested in joining! 

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Come check out YOLO for some of this spicy kraken action! Spots are filling up so grab one while they last! 

 

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While we do make our living by expanding our domain in clan battles and sync drops in randoms, we do take breaks for clan... er... "bonding" during the offseason of clan battles. 

 

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One word of warning: complimentary hammer and sickle may or may not show up outside your door the morning after you join our clan .

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What kind of sorcery was that Gearing using?  So many hits and zero damage :cap_book:

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1 hour ago, HoldMyBeer_ said:

Yeah I was thinking the same thing myself 

Bounce angles.  My Gearing has killed a bunch of RN CLs by going bow into the guns and using AP to cit them.  Entertaining video though.

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21 minutes ago, Destroyer_KuroshioKai said:

Bounce angles.  My Gearing has killed a bunch of RN CLs by going bow into the guns and using AP to cit them.  Entertaining video though.

From damage saturation?  I can not imagine RN shells can not pen 19mm.

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1 minute ago, Black_Sheep9 said:

From damage saturation?  I can not imagine RN shells can not pen 19mm.

Nope actual bounces.  I have several videos up using DDs to get in under 5km and AP wrecking them.  The sweet spot is around 3-4km where the AP from the guns isnt steep enough to pen.

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