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Basically, you complain about something in your soup, and the next poster will say something in response to that and complain about something in their soup, and so on. For example:

 

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

Next Poster: "Sir... you ordered insect soup..."

"Waiter, there's a time traveller in my soup!"

 

And so on. I'll start:

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

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Waiter there's a :DD: in my soup!

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Waiter! There is a poorly balanced CV re-work in my soup!

 

I figured I would just cut to the chase on this one. ...

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Waiter, there appears to be a bunch of people who didn't summon me for this thread in my soup!

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Waiter, there's a :CA: in my soup!

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Waiter there's a repost in my soup.

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Now, I'm no expert, but I don't think there should be a whole fleet of ducks swimming around in my soup...

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Waiter there's 100mm 1/4 pen HE with IFHE in my soup!

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Wait wait wait time out. I edited the rules to make them more clear. Let's continue.

On 4/9/2019 at 11:47 PM, Schnitchelkid01_ said:

Waiter there is a nail in my soup

Oh, terribly sorry. The nails in the bowl get quite loose from time to time.

Waiter, there's a waitress in my soup!

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But you ordered extra protein for your soup.

Waiter, there is a Hailstone in my Soup!

(I hope I did it right)...

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And that's why we are recommending that customers stay inside the restaurant for the time being, at least until the hail stops.

Waiter, there's a :etc_swear: profanity in my soup! It's absolutely unacceptable for my child!

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Why of course, one cannot bring out the true flavor of this particular soup without adding in a bit of pizzazz. It's an essential part of the dish and the chefs specialty if I might add. 

Waiter, I hate to be a bother, but there appears to be a rubber duck in my soup. 

 

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Ohhh!! You got the kids meal and that is the toy that comes with the soup!

  Waiter there's a  lightsaber in my soup, This can't be good for my digestion.

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Then you should have ordered the cold soup instead of the Luke Warm Soup.

 

Waiter, there's a hair in my soup

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Should have gotten the rest of what goes with that...

Waiter, there's a girl in my soup and I'll be damned if you're sending it back to the kitchen!

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On 4/19/2019 at 10:06 PM, Murotsu said:

Should have gotten the rest of what goes with that...

Waiter, there's a girl in my soup and I'll be damned if you're sending it back to the kitchen!

That's either a big soup or a tiny girl...

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Waiter, there's a grenade in my soup

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Well, sir we did say the soup’s popularity had exploded recently. 

 

Waiter there’s an eyeglass in my soup

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You had far-sightedness so I thought the eyeglass would increase the clarity of the soup.

Waiter, there's a UFO in my soup!

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