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Captains and Commanders! Do I have a challenge for you!

In the heat of the moment when in streams I often find myself poorly describing various aspects of the game, so

I would like to put forth a challenge to the community to poorly describe your favorite ship!

 Between the 25th 07:00 UTC of March 1st 07:00 UTC of April, leave a comment with a poor description of your favorite ship. We encourage them to be bad, but they should still be able to be worked out. Also make sure you include the actual ship in a Spoiler underneath the description (Spoilers can be used by clicking on the eye symbol on the input form)stickers-VK-Cap-Fish-01.png

An example of this would be:

You'll never know I'm there until you see my torpedoes, coming at you 2 by 3. 

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Kamikaze

 

We'll pick 3 of our favorites to win one of the following prizes:

DD: Monaghan, T61, Gallant, Aigle, or Anshan
CA: Molotov,  Makarov, Graf Spee, De Grasse, Huanghe, Duca d'Aosta, or Perth.
BB: Mutsu, Arizona, W. Virginia 41, P.E.F., Warspite, or Dunkerque.

or

7 Days World of Warships Premium Time.

 

Bonus Round!
Anyone who posts a description that the Community Staff is able to correctly guess the ship will gain 5 Back-2-School camos.

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You may think I am a floating citadel, with guns that are crap.
But let me abuse my stealth and agility and you'll realize that,

even my seamines, which are slow and few,
will cost you hp, so much is for sure.

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Duca degli Abruzzi

Stuff is much more fun when it rhymes~ :D

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I'm not quite heavy and not quite light, I take out forts in one AP salvo, set fires like a Bic lighter, and I citadel cruisers easily, from 14 Kilometers out (usually while burning myself). Broadside spells my doom. I need a cocktail.

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Molotov

 

Edited by Sovereigndawg

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my name is most well known as a bottle of Dihydrogen Monoxide, a substance which my enemies sink deep into, shredded by 12 menacing rifles

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Fiji

 

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I am a gem, yet I am fragile.

I can make fog, yet die to coughs.

I'm armed for bear, yet barely make a dent.

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Emerald

 

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They call me meh, but they don't know i'm actually a destroyer. It's my third country, with my second armament, and i'm a bit overweight.

 

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Huanghe

 

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I am the mosquito at your picnic

The unwelcome guest at your ocean adventure

You may locate me by the buzz of my small guns

You may easily dodge my slow sea darts

You may swat at me repeatedly and I flutter away...or I may die quickly to your hand if you connect

I am fragile, I am agile, I am annoying as hell

I am not the object of your adventure, but you should never ignore me

Give me your attention!  I demand it!

No?  You sail on?  You treat me as not worth your effort?

Here, I will sting thee!  Once, twice, thrice!

Did that hurt?  Does your aft burn?  Is your bow now filling with fluid?

Good!

I am not your standard pest.  I hunt not the great nor the small but those of the middle.

And should you come at me?  Should you try to hunt me down?  

I will lead thee a merry chase.  My mates will come to my defense and punish thee.

I am the mosquito at your picnic...I am uncivilized... and I have friends.

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I am the Sims !

 

Edited by Sabene
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I was Omega, and I will show you why.

I'll expose that DD,  by the by. 

Only in port can you try my open Mic.

But you only make the money where my rifles strike.

Lithe, and sleek am I the symbol of the brave.

We put the chef ashore, the one who could not quite behave.

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Missouri, of course!

 

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I was one of the mighty symbols of sea power for a major naval nation.

I was based in paradise, but was sunk while at weekend leisure when my time in paradise was ended from above and from within.

I was built to battle against monstrous steel giants, but fell victim to small attackers that my main guns could never hope to hit. 

My explosive death caused a nation to go to war to avenge me and my crew.

Now that I was long since avenged, I rest in peace, while in game my memory lives on as I fight in all the glory and power that I was meant to have. My belt armor is thick, my guns hit hard, I may move a little sluggishly, but still can win the battle.

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USS Arizona

 

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I'm the friendly that fires torpedoes into you from behind.

 

Every time.

Always.

 

Phoenix.  It's always the Phoenix.

 

Edited by DerKrampus

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I have a name that is suited for a pure girl like me, but some think this name is not stronk.

They want a name that would rouse the heart of patriotism for the motherland, instead it rouses the stomachs of those who look forward to dessert.

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Svietlana

 

Edited by Cheekibreekiiv

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I could be called suicidal.

Im quick as the wind, you could say divine

Im sneaky and fast if you dont stay close I easily fade from view as I send you my gifts two by two by two

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Kamikaze

 

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This ship is one of the most biggest and most baddest in the neighbourhood ever. It has nine huge boom sticks. The sound they make is "BOOOOOOOOOOM", and that's like a lot more "boom" than others. It also has so many mini boom sticks, all grouped together in a bunch. The ship has a twin, but the twin has less mini boom sticks. If you want to beat this ship, you'll have to throw all of your flying and swimming explosions at it.

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My favourite ship is the Yamato

 

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I am but a speck on the map, and am nearly invisible to the eye.

I strike fear into the heart of no one, and am usually the first to die.

My guns are like pea shooters, your nerves will not tremble.

But underestimate my steel fish, and a coral reef you will resemble.

Do not try to say my name correctly, as the effort would be in vain.

The grind through me is torturous, and will cause you much pain.

They call me a tier five, yet I'm more akin to a tier three.

Save your Free XP now, so you can skip through me.

 

My name is:

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From afar I seem large with little to harm. Once you close near, you will realize that there  might be more to fear!  

 

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Scharnhorst

 

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I move like a 90 year old pregnant cow dragging a dead elephant up a hill. Though it seems like I throw sledgehammers...all I need is smoke and torps to complete me. Set me up to brawl and put me on a Yolo mission.

 

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Yamato

 

Edited by Taramada

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I can blanket you like a sauce when you don't want to be

I can actually be hard to sink when out to sea

If I am hiding well, people SCREAM OP

and I put the fear of sinking into any DD

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Worcester, don't have it but want it.

 

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I'm a floating citadel, and my dispersion is absolutely terrible at long ranges. My AA is decently good for my nation, but will make you question that wayyy too often. (Didn't try too hard on this as while I want another free premium, I don't want to be greedy as I won a contest not even a week ago xd)

 

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North Carolina

 

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10 minutes ago, Counter_Gambit said:

Stop playing destroyer, and go find yourself an island waifu like a good cruiser!

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Harugumo




 

 

I think you mean good US Cruiser. You forgot to add the US part there

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I think I am the star of the show.

You think I am not.

Though you think low of me you would gladly run me over and over to chart your course.

My wartime career was oh so brief yet civilization and city depend on me.

 

Who am I?

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Sims !  (again).  Run that simulation and play Sim City and Sim Civilization.

 

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Am I your grandmother?

I fought those less than half my age.

I spawned a generation.

I am a grand old lady, spiteful and surly.

You had best respect me.

My old bones won't catch you should you choose to flee.

But I can reach out and slap you silly if you piss me off and hang about.

Come close, dearie.  I may be old but my embrace is deadly.

God save the Queen!

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HMS Warspite

 

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For I am neither slow nor fast
I am armed but not armored
I am predator yet I am prey
I am scary yet I get easily scared

I lived a quiet life and even do so in game
People do not notice me
Yet everyone knows my sister

One day I forgot to pray to RNGesus
And therefore had a fun and engaging death
WG it's time to stop! This is not okay! 
It's time to stop! It's time to stop! REEEEEE!

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Mutsu


 

 

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15 minutes ago, Rushbin730 said:

I think you mean good US Cruiser. You forgot to add the US part there

Almost every Minotaur player I see, hugs an island, just as much as a US Cruiser. So it's not limited to specific nation. Sure Harugumo's guns can fly over islands like US Cruisers, but the Island Waifu applies to many more cruisers than just US!

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