How to kill the fat man?

[iDuckman]

I am haunted by the ghost of a fat elf-master with a South Jersey accent.  Throughout Christmas he stayed away, no doubt frightened by the friendly Spirits.  Now he is back, invading the horns of random ships with his ghastly Ho Ho Ho.

How do I get rid of him?  Exorcism?   No, I won't turn horns off.

 

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What the heck is going on?  Is the voice map-specific? because it sure isn't ship specific.  Sometime one horn in several will be infected.  Sometimes all horns in a match are.  Sometimes none.  This is bizarre.

 

[Sir_Davos_Seaworth]

It is because you bought yourself too many Santa Crates, and now Krampus has come to haunt you...Nothing for it my friend..

[UltimateNewbie]

I suspect only a patch can deter the haunting ho-ho for another year. 

[iDuckman]

I bought no Santa crates.  Maybe that is the problem??

 

[SkaerKrow]

Butter and a bit of patience.

[J30_Reinhardt]

Or just... turn off the horns in the settings.

[Crucis]

Santa sure loves his ho's.  

[tcbaker777]

1 hour ago, iDuckman said:

I am haunted by the ghost of a fat elf-master with a South Jersey accent.  Throughout Christmas he stayed away, no doubt frightened by the friendly Spirits.  Now he is back, invading the horns of random ships with his ghastly Ho Ho Ho.

How do I get rid of him?  Exorcism?   No, I won't turn horns off.

 

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What the heck is going on?  Is the voice map-specific? because it sure isn't ship specific.  Sometime one horn in several will be infected.  Sometimes all horns in a match are.  Sometimes none.  This is bizarre.

 

he's come for your soul, and like the meme goes "You are already dead" after all, hes sees you when youre sleeping and knows when youre awake........thinking about that song now, it makes Santa sound like a stalker..............that is....watching children sleep, wow, i never realized how bad this song could get once you learn what a stalker is

[Sovereigndawg]

Ho Ho Ho is my mantra.

[WanderingGhost]

You must become the Kwisatz Haderach, tame the worms of Arrakis, lure him to the planet itself, and then have one of the worms eat him. 

[FCA_Wichita]

Ho Ho Ho

[Ghostdog1355]

Duckman bother I hate to break this to you. If you're haunted by a fat elf with a Jersey accent that means you didn't leave a half pint on your back door step on Christmas Eve, Sorta like cookies and milk for Santa.

[_Balto_]

 

I did it the Canadian style

 

[Ghostdog1355]

2 minutes ago, Mheetu said:

 

I did it the Canadian style

 

On Beto, on Tavo come on Chewy

[CylonRed]

I have only heard horns - no Santa at all this entire holiday.

[iDuckman]

18 hours ago, Crucis said:

Santa sure loves his ho's.  

Well, that perfectly in keeping with the South Jersey association.

17 hours ago, Sovereigndawg said:

Ho Ho Ho is my mantra.

Ain't goin' there.

16 hours ago, Ghostdog1355 said:

Duckman bother I hate to break this to you. If you're haunted by a fat elf with a Jersey accent that means you didn't leave a half pint on your back door step on Christmas Eve, Sorta like cookies and milk for Santa.

I did Santa - the real Santa - better than that.  He got my Salted Caramel Pot de Crême.  And I even left a second helping in the kitchen.  I knew he'd go for it.  (Btw, I now know how to trap Santa.)

[Ghostdog1355]

1 hour ago, iDuckman said:

Well, that perfectly in keeping with the South Jersey association.

Ain't goin' there.

I did Santa - the real Santa - better than that.  He got my Pot de Crême.  And I even left a second helping in the kitchen.  I knew he'd go for it.  (Btw, I now know how to trap Santa.)

How about the half pint of wild turkey for the elves though? They make the whole show really run. Santa is just a figure head. Kinda like a main director. He actually has many Santa "clones" to help him out. It's cool because that is a lot of work for one dude to do one one night

[iDuckman]

So.  No help on horns?  @Gneisenau013?

 

[iDuckman]

18 hours ago, SkaerKrow said:

Butter and a bit of patience.

You, sir or madam, have a filthy filthy mind.

 

[iDuckman]

13 hours ago, Ghostdog1355 said:

How about the half pint of wild turkey for the elves though?

You think that would ever make to the poor indentured elves?  C'mon man, use yer noggin.  Uh, nog... You just gived me an idea. 

 

 

[Vader_Sama]

[iDuckman]

[Crucis]

10 hours ago, iDuckman said:

So.  No help on horns?  @Gneisenau013?

 

Wait for the next update?  I'm sure that the Santa horns will be removed at that point.

[_Balto_]

Back off fat man it about my birthday 

[SJ_Sailer]

You sure it was a South Jersey accent?