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[POP] POPCORN - Seductively Recruiting!

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POPCORN is recruiting!:  we are looking for a few select players who are serious about progressing within World of Warships.

  • Minimum battle requirement = 500   (unless you're a transfer from another server)
  • Adults 18+
  • Polite and well mannered
  • Leadership is kind and promotes an inclusive clan culture
  • Active at least several days a week
  • We are an international clan that celebrates our diversity
  • Willing to learn, share and improve gameplay (we have a Data Scientist)
  • Discord & microphone mandatory.
  • must have quality memes
  • Bonus if you are Swedish and have a talent for cooking

We have all the Clan Bonuses, come check us out today! ->> https://discord.gg/dVg9qRA

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smurfess, you promoted to recruiter now??

lol

@tm63au

 

EDIT:

even if you are not in the clan, they invited you to join as guest and it also fun

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Just now, ObiphanKenobi said:

smurfess, you promoted to recruiter now??

lol

@tm63au

Hard at work I see :Smile_facepalm:

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6 hours ago, Gerbertz said:

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Oh man that is one scary promotional poster, one look at that and you will drive people away, please not The Hoff anyone or anything but The Hoff

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5 hours ago, Gerbertz said:

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its mesmerizing cant stop watching :Smile_teethhappy:

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       Have you ever wondered if deep fried maple syrup is an attainable thing? Does the thought of having an Australian billionaire who may or may not have been part of corporate crimes and 'alleged' Ponzi schemes as being your treasurer seem alluring. Do spreadsheets and the activities within said spreadsheets arouse you? If you were to count to 200 would it involve multiplication and addition? Do you have unhealthy attractions to umlauts? Do you agree that pineapple pizza is an abomination and should be treated as such? Does the thought of a smooth sexy southern drawl coming from a cyborg make you want to obey without question?

   If you answered yes, no or maybe to any of these questions POP may be for you. If you sat there blankly staring or were offended and confused … it may not be for you, but you may want to check it out anyway.

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9 hours ago, Alabamastan said:

       Have you ever wondered if deep fried maple syrup is an attainable thing? Does the thought of having an Australian billionaire who may or may not have been part of corporate crimes and 'alleged' Ponzi schemes as being your treasurer seem alluring. Do spreadsheets and the activities within said spreadsheets arouse you? If you were to count to 200 would it involve multiplication and addition? Do you have unhealthy attractions to umlauts? Do you agree that pineapple pizza is an abomination and should be treated as such? Does the thought of a smooth sexy southern drawl coming from a cyborg make you want to obey without question?

   If you answered yes, no or maybe to any of these questions POP may be for you. If you sat there blankly staring or were offended and confused … it may not be for you, but you may want to check it out anyway.

Classic it hurts to laugh reading this post, As to the rumours I was a silent partner at WORLDCOM and sold out before the bankruptcy I deny this as I was working for ENRON and HIH Insurance in the finance departments as a adviser, the fact that both Companies collapsed is irrelevant.    

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I'm still not sure what I joined a year ago. Am I here as some form of punishment for what I did in a past life? Did I kick a puppy or something?

 

And for the last time, I do not own a float plane.

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On 3/16/2019 at 12:42 PM, BartBandyTLB said:

And why do we have anime recruitment gifs? What is wrong with us?

Do you really need to ask that Bart?

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Gerbertz's inexplicable fetish for out-of-context GIFs aside, we still have 6 spots open. That would bring us to 50 members, with a handful from Europe where we'd like to play some cross-server clan battles.

 

If you have a reasonably thick skin for insults and want to play in an environment that is competitive yet not too judgmental, you could probably find a better clan. Statistically, a better one surely exists, but they're going to be difficult to find. I know. I've been trying to leave this group for, like, a year. Save yourself the bother and just drop by our discord.

 

https://discord.gg/dVg9qRA

 

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