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Randoms Drinking Game

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In order to make randoms more entertaining.....the Randoms Drinking Game (whatever drink you prefer....players choice).

1.  If a ship makes a hard turn right at the start of the match, and hits someone:  Take a drink.

    Bonus drink if they hit multiple ships.

2.  If a ship starts on one side of the map and drives to the opposite side at the start:  Take a drink.

3.  If a DD goes to a cap against the team plan and dies, then complains in chat about the lack of support:  Take a drink.

4.  If a ship stays 2 lines away from caps at all times: Take a drink.

      Bonus:  If said ships captain is constantly complaining about others not being aggressive enough, take a drink.

5.  When a dead captain starts globally exclaiming how bad his team is, take a drink.

6.  If a ship drives straight at the enemy and dies: take a drink.

7.  For each complaint about matchmaking, take a drink.

8.  If someone mentions the game is lost before anyone dies, take a drink.  Bonus drink if it is stated before the match starts.

 

Feel free to add :)

Happy Randoming!

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Seeing a ship that is named as a brawler, like the Mass, sniping from the border of the map

.. is worth a six pack at least

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4 minutes ago, warheart1992 said:

Soo, liver transplant after a weekend?

ikr....sometimes it's being a glutton for punishment

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10 minutes ago, J30_Reinhardt said:

This is how you die from alcohol poisoning.

 Possibly, but i was just thinking that this F2P game just got much more expensive.

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That isn't a game it is a recipe for death from alcohol poisoning.

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15 minutes ago, J30_Reinhardt said:

This is how you die from alcohol poisoning.

Most people would be unconscious long before they kill themselves.

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Everytime the parcel service that  you are waiting for the whole day, ring at the door while you can decide the match for your team... to find out he want to drop a parcel for a neighbour... take a bottle Glenmorangie 

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Bonus round:

If your team lemming trains drink a shot of Schnapps.

If your team sit at an edge cap all game drink a shot of Tequila.

If your team pushes into enemy spawn drink a shot of Jaegermeister.

If your team chases a single ship into the corner drink a shot of Everclear.

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Only only think i'd make it through one game before I were too drunk to play Warships any longer.

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2 minutes ago, Barazzuolio said:

Only only think i'd make it through one game before I were too drunk to play Warships any longer.

....surely not....I could easily play this game in a blackout....might not throw my skills off too much either.

....that said: yah no given the rules you'd be steaming drunk pronto.

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6 minutes ago, CaptainTeddybear said:

If your team pushes into enemy spawn drink a shot of Jaegermeister.

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Maybe if your team wins you get a beer if they win and you finish top 3 you get a beer and a shot .

If you lose you do 50 push ups and if you lose and finish bottom 6 you do 50 push ups and 50 sit ups .

This way if you have a 50% win rate you can get drunk and still stay in shape .

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1 hour ago, J30_Reinhardt said:

This is how you die from alcohol poisoning.

My thoughts exactly.

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Well, RIP my liver

2 hours ago, Old_Baldy_One said:

6.  If a ship drives straight at the enemy and dies: take a drink.

And if that ship is your team’s CV, leading the charge half a square ahead of your team into a cap that’s being contested by six enemy ships and dies less than two minutes into the game, do you drink the entire bottle?

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52 minutes ago, MidnightPhoenix07 said:

Well, RIP my liver

And if that ship is your team’s CV, leading the charge half a square ahead of your team into a cap that’s being contested by six enemy ships and dies less than two minutes into the game, do you drink the entire bottle?

I've done that.

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Wait a minute........halt......you mean, we can drink alcoholic beverages and play a combat game?  Nooooooooooo, that can not be?  All of this time and I wondered why the spelling in chat was in a language that remotely looked like English....?>?

Holy crap........we'd have to pass on the game....we've too many real sailors on our team and that simply would never work out.....  Good thought though !

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8 hours ago, Asym_KS said:

Wait a minute........halt......you mean, we can drink alcoholic beverages and play a combat game?  Nooooooooooo, that can not be?  All of this time and I wondered why the spelling in chat was in a language that remotely looked like English....?>?

 

That could also be blind rage.

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