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Right after WWII ended a pack of those (or less) could get easily get you laid in occupied Japanese and German towns and cities. 

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18 hours ago, dmckay said:

Right after WWII ended a pack of those (or less) could get easily get you laid in occupied Japanese and German towns and cities. 

Reminds me of a scene from Fury.

 

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I guess that this guy hasn't figured out what the "last known position" selection and the aimpoint on the minimap are used for. He smoked up and then didn't move an inch. No wonder he was obliterated.

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Never attribute to conspiracy that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.

I was right beside this guy when he got plastered by a torp spread. If he had been paying attention he would have seen the enemy DD that was sitting right in front of us when he moved from behind a rock. Though we were in smoke it wasn't too difficult to know where we were from the firing.

 

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A few minutes into the game, I am leading the pack toward a cap in a Montana; our DD lies back at the spawn point.

 

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Long loading. He eventually woke up and joined the pack. We won handily. One of my better games in a Montana. I even sank 2 DDs -- so much for the AP nerf on DDs.

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Typical Conqueror driver. He spent the entire game running away from fights and occasionally shooting from 25 km away, rarely hitting anything. Now there are two ships left, both spotted, and he is still running away.

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9 hours ago, Snargfargle said:

Typical Conqueror driver. He spent the entire game running away from fights and occasionally shooting from 25 km away, rarely hitting anything. Now there are two ships left, both spotted, and he is still running away.

It always surprises me just how cowardly Conqueror drivers can be. They have the single most powerful heal in the game at their disposal, so you'd think that it would be a ship that would attract a lot of reckless players who rush in headlong, thinking that their ultra-powerful heal will save them.

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7 hours ago, 1Sherman said:

It always surprises me just how cowardly Conqueror drivers can be. They have the single most powerful heal in the game at their disposal, so you'd think that it would be a ship that would attract a lot of reckless players who rush in headlong, thinking that their ultra-powerful heal will save them.

I went into the cap thinking that the Conqueror driver, who was right behind me, was backing me up. I sank a cruiser and a destroyer and then Blam! something deleted me from the rear. What the heck? It was a single BB. The Conqueror had turned around and high-tailed it out of there. He was still full health at the end of the match and last on the XP list.

To give the guy credit, however, (if it is deserved) I have seen times when a good player will have to go do something and let his kid play out the rest of the match.

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