COSSACK MEMES AND HOT TAKES WANTED - Community Scoop

[TheURLGuy]

It's time for another Scoop, captains! 

From now until Sept. 28, 10:00 PT (13:00 ET), I'm accepting submissions of your fantastic Cossack content! 

Here's the kinda stuff I like to see in Community Scoops 

• Spicy memes (still images or GIFs)
• Humorous videos 
• Serious reviews and write-ups of the ship
• Upgrade/Commander build recommendations 
• Cool/funny anecdotes of you winning/sucking with T-61 Cossack in battle

Just some things to keep in mind:

• Make sure your submissions still adhere to Community standards 
• Keep your use of copyrighted/licensed content to a minimum -- a brief reaction shot, GIF, or sound byte from something is probably fine, but an entire scene from a movie or longer bits of copyrighted music will get me clawed by our legal eagles (yes, they're literal eagles). 

Share Your Submissions Below! 

[Admiral_Franz_von_Hipper]

6 minutes ago, TheURLGuy said:

• Cool/funny anecdotes of you winning/sucking with T-61 in battle

 

I see you did a copy-paste there.

[_BBaby]

This turned out far better than I could have hoped

[ValkyrWarframe]

29 minutes ago, TheURLGuy said:

From now until Sept. 28, 10:00 PT (13:00 ET), I'm accepting submissions of your fantastic Cossack content! 

• Cool/funny anecdotes of you winning/sucking with T-61 in battle

[FlakKnight]

Forced content is generally not funny.  See T-61 "memes" and/or Lena Dunham.

[Sovereigndawg]

Featured in many Films and TV shows and now you can add WOWs to the list.

[TheURLGuy]

2 hours ago, Admiral_Franz_von_Hipper said:

 

I see you did a copy-paste there.

[Woo67]

[Tigermaus]

1 hour ago, FlakKnight said:

or Lena Dunham.

 

i just threw up a little. 

[zippychippy]

[Hanger_18]

i wish i could get payed to make memes. URL guy is livin the dream

[LT_Rusty_SWO]

4 minutes ago, Hanger_18 said:

i wish i could get paid to make memes  find other people to make memes for me for free. URL guy is livin the dream

 

FTFY.

[CaptDavid]

23 hours ago, ValkyrWarframe said:

Not so ok you have me on the Soviet ships I don't have any red ships today but the HMS Emerald is a winner she's not a brawler so run accordingly.

 

[Carrier_Lexington]

19 hours ago, LT_Rusty_SWO said:

FTFY.

You've never seen the quality memes that are the WoWS URLs, have you?

Also, for any of you who have seen the Bruce Adams Batman Movie, have this low-effort meme.

[Yank59]

Actually, its Eskimo, but close enough.

[kiwi1960]

I have a problem with the Cossack... mainly, because of my lung cancer and the pills I take, my vision is distorted...

and being Dutch.... namely.... a dirty word in Dutch....

I see the name... co**-sack....

Don't bother telling me off, I know its not funny... but honestly, it's what I see... but I have to admit... I love the ship. :)

[IfYouSeeKhaos]

18 hours ago, CaptDavid said:

Not so ok you have me on the Soviet ships I don't have any red ships today but the HMS Emerald is a winner she's not a brawler so run accordingly.

 

I beg to differ...she has the same guns as the T10 Mino (just less of them w/slower reload/turret speed & faster velocity) as do all Brit CLs from 2-10...that can theoretically cit any cruiser in the game.

She may be fragile but she has the stealth of a DD to sneak up into brawling range & cit things out before they can respond (& her accuracy for cits is much better from up close). As long as you come in w/some speed instead of trying to creep in she can kite away very easily if the target doesn't drop & she can smoke to escape or if the target is spotted by others she can finish them off from the smoke (the double racks of torps on each side for backup & the hydro to dodge those pesky fishies don't hurt either).

IMHO...if run correctly she is actually the best T5 DD (<<<not a mistake) in the game.

Oh wait...I didn't even get to the heal...probably because I use Adrenalin Rush & wait until the very last moment to use it so as to take advantage of the faster ROF...not that she needs it.

 

But not the Cossack so I digress...but I don't have the Cossack so I can't comment on it unfortunately.

[XX_Emeraldking_XX]

 

[USNA_76]

[b101uk]

was board today

 

[CaptDavid]

A real Cossack...

[Camo68]

 

[212thAttackBattalion]

 

It takes 50 guineas to get a Cossack.... I just got a new one:

HMS Cossack charges down and kills French Destroyer Le Terrible -2018 Colorized:

[WestPac_CG22]

Play this with Sovreigndog's music and it works out quite nice! The Dancing Cossacks!