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[-TAB-] The Angry Bears want YOU for Clam Battles

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The Angry Bears are looking for a few qualified folks to fill out our Clam Battles roster.  If you've got a T10 cruiser and you're decent in it, read on! If you don't, ALSO read on because there's room for anyone who's looking to have fun and learn to play the best they can.

Who are The Angry Bears?  Well, we're not all that angry really, and only some of us are big hairy men, but we do play a lot of ships and we're always looking for folks to join us.  We're a motley crew with members hailing from Australia to America, part of a larger multi-game, multi-platform, international gaming guild.  We like to div up for serious play, or screw around in Derzki divs. And we always, ALWAYS, give each other a lot of good natured crap.

We don't have any strict requirements to join, just that you have Discord and aren't a COMPLETE potato/jerkstove.  Our primary aim is to expand our Clam Battles roster right now, but there's also room for folks who aren't quite there yet but are looking to be active in the game and grow their skill set.

But don't just take MY word for it! Read some of these amazing testimonials from satisfied customers:

"JFC, Toast, It's CLAN Battles, with an N!" - Mirage

"Are you playing that stupid battleship game AGAIN?!!?" - Toast's girlfriend

"Hold on. I'm not ready yet." - Edna

"I swear to god, if you idiots talk any more crap about the Montana I'm leaving the clan!" - Killershark

So if you're interested in joining the highly satisfied ranks of The Angry Bears, hit me up with a PM and I'll send you a discord invite.  Let's see if you've got what it takes to beat the Clams!

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Exactly how does one battle a clam?

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18 hours ago, Umikami said:

Exactly how does one battle a clam?

Its a team effort.  If you lack the tools, we will train you:

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1 hour ago, edna said:

Its a team effort.  If you lack the tools, we will train you:

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They grow clams large where you're from, don't they Pardner?

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8 minutes ago, Umikami said:

They grow clams large where you're from, don't they Pardner?

They are specially bred so we odon't look silly walking around with our bird puppets

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6 minutes ago, edna said:

They are specially bred so we odon't look silly walking around with our bird puppets

How could anyone look silly while walking around with his bird puppet? 

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Waves at fellow members of Ursidae. 

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It appears that battling Clams involves Goosing the Goose first...or something like that...????

 

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18 minutes ago, CIT_Happens said:

It appears that battling Clams involves Goosing the Goose first...or something like that...????

 

Such Wordplay would fit right in with us Bears

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We had a great night of battling clams last night! Went 6-2 and moved Bravo up a league! COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF CLAMS!!

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Edna is a generous man and has just said that he's going to give 20 bucks, personally, to the next person that joins the clan. WOW! What a bear that Edna is!

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Without your help, these devious clams will surely win the battle! Sign up now to keep your family safe!

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The Bears are sharpening their claws in preparation to battle the clams tonight! We could use a few more strong pescetarians!

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Would this be the same TAB clan that also plays Company of Heroes?  If so....the one that has Napalm in it?

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2 minutes ago, Tipsy_Seadog said:

Would this be the same TAB clan that also plays Company of Heroes?  If so....the one that has Napalm in it?

Yup. Napalm started the WoWs clam, too, I believe, bnut doesn't play a lot now

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Cool.  What league are you guys in and how many are active players?  I'm currently in a Gale league clan that generally has enough players but not always.  Essentially, they are good guys who are casual players and aren't serious (enough) about Clan play.

How would you describe your clan?  # of players, League, active players, # of games played per week, casual/competitive, etc etc

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Just got back from Monterey. Ate a lot of delicious salmon. Got some left-over for any hungry bears out there

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I've had a headache when I woke up the past few mornings. I read that's a sign of sleep apnea. Do bears get sleep apnea?

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The bears had a great night batle the clams, but we remain hungry! Who will come help us hunt the clams?

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