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Did I drink too much or is the latest Jurassic Park boring as hell

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So 2 parts tequila, 2 parts mix, 1 parts ice or something like that blended. Delicicious. Watch a movie after We empty the blender. Yikes. Boring as hell. Anybody else think so?

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Didn't see the movie yet; but the drinks sound great!

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I actually really liked it but then I am a giant child who just gets excited to see dinos

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3 minutes ago, WolfofWarship said:

I actually really liked it but then I am a giant child who just gets excited to see dinos

I think that's a part of all of us...

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I was disappointed by Jurassic Park 3 (back in the day).

The first reboot with Pratt was equally bad. "We did the thing! We made a fake paper dinosaur! INFORM THE RUSSIANS AT WARGAMING!" Yuck.

The sequel to the reboot? Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass.

Someone at the studio said: "There's NO WAY you can mix Dinosaurs with Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible?"

Then a drunk studio exec said "Hold my beer..."

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51 minutes ago, DonKarnage2 said:

I was disappointed by Jurassic Park 3 (back in the day).

The first reboot with Pratt was equally bad. "We did the thing! We made a fake paper dinosaur! INFORM THE RUSSIANS AT WARGAMING!" Yuck.

The sequel to the reboot? Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass.

Someone at the studio said: "There's NO WAY you can mix Dinosaurs with Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible?"

Then a drunk studio exec said "Hold my beer..."

Dang you, now I need to find a gif of a raptor hanging down from the ceiling over a pressure sensitive floor...

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No mix is as good as DIY.

  • Juice of one lime
  • Equal amount of Triple sec (adjust slightly for your level of tart/sweet)
  • 3-4x that amount of tequila
  • Shake over ice
  • Strain into a glass, optional salt rim

 

Now, as to the movie, what did you expect?  The entire premise and story line was contained in the first one.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, FCA_Wichita said:

Dang you, now I need to find a gif of a raptor hanging down from the ceiling over a pressure sensitive floor...

"Blue, your mission, should you choose to accept it..."

*Blue makes Raptor noises*

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This reminds me of that one episode of Archer where they replaced Archer with a dinosaur for an episode...

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4 hours ago, WolfofWarship said:

This reminds me of that one episode of Archer where they replaced Archer with a dinosaur for an episode...

It's like Archer, but if Archer were really Babou the Ocelot.

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On 6/26/2018 at 2:59 PM, WolfofWarship said:

I actually really liked it but then I am a giant child who just gets excited to see dinos

@WolfofWarship So would you go to a real life Jurassic Park if one was available knowing that rampaging T-Rex's and raptors are a distinct possibility lol.

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On 6/26/2018 at 3:44 PM, DonKarnage2 said:

I was disappointed by Jurassic Park 3 (back in the day).

The first reboot with Pratt was equally bad. "We did the thing! We made a fake paper dinosaur! INFORM THE RUSSIANS AT WARGAMING!" Yuck.

The sequel to the reboot? Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass.

Someone at the studio said: "There's NO WAY you can mix Dinosaurs with Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible?"

Then a drunk studio exec said "Hold my beer..."

Yep, they could have used Allosaurus as the new Dino, not as big as a T-Rex but much faster and more agile.

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2 hours ago, Belthorian said:

@WolfofWarship So would you go to a real life Jurassic Park if one was available knowing that rampaging T-Rex's and raptors are a distinct possibility lol.

Yes, I would go to a real life Jurassic Park and see the dinos. WHAT KIND OF ADULTS DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!? WE'D ALL GO!

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13 hours ago, Belthorian said:

@WolfofWarship So would you go to a real life Jurassic Park if one was available knowing that rampaging T-Rex's and raptors are a distinct possibility lol.

It's probably like seeing a lion in the zoo, you don't really give it the respect it deserves because it's caged. It doesn't feel like it could hurt you, you know what I mean? You would only become aware of the danger when you're actually being attacked. I would definitely have gone to Jurassic Park, especially as a kid, because I simply would not have thought about the possible danger

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