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We are always looking for new customers to join us at the Des Moines's Waifu Island Café. I developed the Café during clan battles season two, where I would find myself hunkered down inside the cozy 'A cap' of the 'Sleeping Giant' map. I then decided that since I always find myself in that area that it would be a perfect area to open a café for all of those that find themselves here as well. My Des Moines and I love to hide behind our special 'Waifu' islands and the A cap was no exception. I will be serving the team with helpful "Radar Soup" and "Plane away Latté." My enemies can expect some (healthy...?) portions of "AP Surprise," and a spicy HE treat.

Please stop by and don't forget to support the café by helping win the game :)   

 

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FYI: A bond between a Des Moines and its Island is stronger than any weeb and their waifu. 

 

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bartender,i want milk,the strong one.

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2 minutes ago, Jazzyblaster said:

Haha. I love the name of the cafe! You guys serve hot chocolate?

Oh yes, we sure do, would you like it with some whipped cream and chocolate shavings?

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1 minute ago, Zarenno said:

Oh yes, we sure do, would you like it with some whipped cream and chocolate shavings?

Oh absolutely! Haha. Thanks for the laugh today, Zarenno.

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You look away and yo shareholders are gone. Don't get too comfy. I just might come at you with a hostile takeover.  

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What happens if you offer a dance by @LittleWhiteMouse as part of the waifu cafe? Or Dasha in cat ears?

Just me, but sucker for cute things.

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25 minutes ago, Yoshiblue said:

You look away and yo shareholders are gone. Don't get too comfy. I just might come at you with a hostile takeover.  

Is this a threat? Looks like I might need to beef up security... *Que Worcester and Stallingrad bouncers* 

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2 minutes ago, Reymu said:

What happens if you offer a dance by @LittleWhiteMouse as part of the waifu cafe? Or Dasha in cat ears?

Just me, but sucker for cute things.

I don't know if the Café is well-known enough for Mouse or Dasha to be part of it, but options are still open :D

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Ill have a Cappuccino and some bagels. Also a smile from hibiki 

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9 hours ago, AlcatrazNC said:

No maids ?

 

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I am sorry, we just had our grand opening; we have waitresses but we do not have any maids... Do you know anyone interested?

10 hours ago, CaptinKen said:

Do you serve Bacon?

Yes, and we even have a 'Merican Special - Bacon, sausage,  3 eggs (Cooked how you like),  country ham, and choice of drink and pancakes (or fries). 

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On 6/12/2018 at 12:47 PM, Zarenno said:

FYI: A bond between a Des Moines and its Island is stronger than any weeb and their waifu. 

fight meh

 

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1 hour ago, Hanger_18 said:

fight meh

 

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2 hours ago, Zarenno said:

I am sorry, we just had our grand opening; we have waitresses but we do not have any maids... Do you know anyone interested?

Yes, and we even have a 'Merican Special - Bacon, sausage,  3 eggs (Cooked how you like),  country ham, and choice of drink and pancakes (or fries). 

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4 hours ago, DESRON10 said:

fdb440f68b15711c6fd81e467a2e89d9--its-al

I guess if I sink your boat, your ship has sank and you and your pal manage to survive on a raft, that you can paddle over to the café and we will still serve you :D 

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This was a real laugh. thanks I needed something to smile about.

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4 hours ago, KAGA_kaini said:

SIR I have came  for my Cappuccino and bagel. Are they ready yet? 

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Thanks for stopping by - Someone from your ship went on-shore and retrieved your order, I hope you found them to be delicious!! 

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