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Not sure if we can make a game outta this but we can try~!
Only rule: You have to try and out-dumb the post above you, can be quotes, images, videos, as long as they're work-safe and follow forum rules

So, I was on the internet tonight and I found this...

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Well, it's gotta be the dummy. No one else would put together something so...well...wrong. :Smile_trollface:

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Ok, so I can't actually post it because It's pretty borderline and I don't want to get in trouble.

That said, as any anime weebo will tell you: the great Japanese anime Senseis have been spending decades exploring the world of dumb stuff; inventing, crafting, iterating and perfecting- creating dumbness the likes of which have never and will never be witnessed outside of Japan. Great artists dedicated their lives to out-dumbing each other; it was survival of the dumbest, with the dumb being financed and the mildly mature being cast out and forgotten. The battle raged on for decade after decade, until one fine Monday morning in 2010, at precisely 11:45:04am on the 23rd of August it was done: in one glorious, earth-shattering, genre-defining shot, director Tetsuro Araki and Madhouse studio declared victory in the dumbness war. They had achieved peak-dumb.

 

I speak of course, of the matrix boobs.

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COMPLETELY off topic....unamused tank engine is unamused

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Hmm, does cringe come off as dumb? Because I can think of certain crossovers that might fit the criteria.

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@megadeux I'm sure that would be a lot funnier if I knew more than five words of Japanese.

Anyway, oh man I've got some real gems from work. Here are two stand-outs:

While standing at the front desk, I had this happen not once, but TWICE:
Person walks up to me, "Hey, do you have a lobby."
Me, "I-I'm sorry a what?"
Person, "You know, a lobby. Where's the lobby?"
Me, "..."
Me, "You're... You're standing in it."
Person, "..."
Me, "..."
Person, "Oh..."

And then there's this. If you need more reasons not to use online travel agents and websites, don't worry! I have a whole LIST of them:
Automated phone answering system: "Thank you for calling Booking.com. Did you know that you can make changes to your reservation online at Booking.com?"
Just a reminder: You can only get this phone number FROM THE WEBSITE THEY ARE ASKING IF YOU KNOW ABOUT!

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13 hours ago, Chobittsu said:

So, I was on the internet tonight and I found this...

I just realized that this whole thread is based off of a recurring Jeremy Clarkson gag from Top Gear.

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24 minutes ago, Goodwood_Alpha said:

I just realized that this whole thread is based off of a recurring Jeremy Clarkson gag from Top Gear.

The British had their own ideas of gentleman warfare.

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2 hours ago, Goodwood_Alpha said:

I just realized that this whole thread is based off of a recurring Jeremy Clarkson gag from Top Gear.

 

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56 minutes ago, Minah_Bang said:

I guess I like...Gothic Zombie Detective Anime....wth?

 

I think Ufotable made that last season...

 

So earlier I was poking around the internets and found this, a quote from a guy at SpaceX talking about the Falcon 9 launch scrub the other day (before the next day's successful launch)
 

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“There are a thousand ways a launch can go wrong, and only one way it can go right,” materials engineer Michael Hammersley explained before liftoff on Friday. “The vehicle is designed to stop the countdown at the slightest hint of anything that seems off nominal.”

Turns out this particular abort signal was “an artifact from an earlier sequence that was completed successfully but did not properly reset.”

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"Bubblegum Blade Zero"

Wow that sounds like a show that could actually exist. Are we sure this doesn't actually exist?

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Death sushi hunter?

 

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Cat Zombie Girl. Alright, send it I guess

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"Bubblegum Hamster Go!"

:cap_hmm:

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"Neon Moon Sudoku"

Spice it up with some steam punk aesthetics and Sudoku battles and it may actually be feasible.

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2 hours ago, Avenge_December_7 said:

"Neon Moon Sudoku"

Spice it up with some steam punk aesthetics and Sudoku battles and it may actually be feasible.

Personally what immediately comes to mind is Kaoru from Evangelion doing sudoku on the moon while waiting for his cue in the Rebuild movies.

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