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Hilarious things you'd like to see the developers try, for the heck of it.

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Let's all have fun. To start the ball rolling:

 

1) An upgrade to all Japanese destroyers, free and requiring no XP research, to remove their gun armament. Then we would see just how many IJN destroyer mains really stuck to their "no guns" philosophy.

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I got guns, I use them. Watching a IJN DD at either Tier IV or Tier X not shoot at a CV after missing his torpedo salvo is very sad. More so when they are only 1km apart.

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Give Iowa and Missouri their 1980s hull. Tomahawks, harpoons, CIWS. Broken as hell, but it would be great fun for the driver. Maybe a special mode...

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Properly balance CV's instead of pretty much every other thing they've tried with them. :Smile_hiding:

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5 minutes ago, AJTP89 said:

Maybe a special mode...

Live server: the game as is.

Public Test Server: as it always has been.

Way-out freaky stuff server: all the crazy, broken, unbalanced stuff they ever tried that never made it into the game or had to be removed from it. Leave your salt at the door.

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A RN CV tech tree featuring Habakkuk (or was it Habbakuk?) as the tier 10, should bring some X-treme salt to be able to drop 30 torpedoes.

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Bring on pre-dreadnoughts, lots of them, and start with the Borodino:

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This floating pitbull (attention, chien méchant!) is my absolute favourite for her sheer gnarliness and history. That this low-in-the-water iron and steel beast made it around Cape of Good Hope on her 18,000 mile journey from the Baltic to the Sea of Japan is nothing short of epic, not to mention tragic given her fate.

 

 

And I am going to keep flogging my pre-dreadnought thread until it happens. Drop in and vote if you haven't already:

 

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French carrier line. Not AIRCRAFT carrier line, but landing ships that launch squadrons of duplex-drive AMX-40s. LET THE DUCK SPAM BEGIN!

23 minutes ago, Ensign_Cthulhu said:

1) An upgrade to all Japanese destroyers, free and requiring no XP research, to remove their gun armament. Then we would see just how many IJN destroyer mains really stuck to their "no guns" philosophy.

So I should stop grinding my Mutsuki and focus on the Hatsuharu? Because, no joke, I played two games in them back to back and got all my gun kills in the torp boat and all my torp kills in the gunboat. I couldn't even BUY a torpedo hit in my Mutsuki! :Smile_teethhappy: Oh RNGesus, you have quite the sense of humor at times.

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1 minute ago, Landsraad said:

French carrier line. Not AIRCRAFT carrier line, but landing ships that launch squadrons of duplex-drive AMX-40s. LET THE DUCK SPAM BEGIN!

Well we've had a Dunkirk scenario; can't see why a D-Day one is impossible. "Suppress the shore installations, escort the landing forces..." Ahh, wait a minute; this sounds sort of familiar.

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No no no, I don't want a landing scenario. I want little tiny tank/botes that look like rubber duckies to swarm my enemies and peck them to death with HE, preferably while communicating in quacks.

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8 minutes ago, Stauffenberg44 said:

Bring on pre-dreadnoughts, lots of them, and start with the Borodino:

Amen, agree 100%

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Give all Italian ships a special consumable that two-thirds of the way through the fight, if your team is losing you can switch sides. 

Make all French ships able to sail faster in reverse than forward.

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18 minutes ago, Ensign_Cthulhu said:

Way-out freaky stuff server: all the crazy, broken, unbalanced stuff they ever tried that never made it into the game or had to be removed from it. Leave your salt at the door.

Kind of like Sandbox mode for WoT.

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4 minutes ago, Chaos_EN2 said:

Amen, agree 100%

Yes and as for "hilarious" just imagine some tier II bash & crash battles at close range--ramming an option!--with five or six of these steampunk beauties per side.

And good topic OP: +1.

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hmmmm my yugumo is currently using main battery reload -12% mod instead of torp reload -15%mod

i also have my shima captain spec'd BFT

that wouldnt be fun for me

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S_bmarin_s!

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All right, I'll see myself out. 

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Disclaimer: Yes I know subs aren't coming to the game, and I agree with that.

 

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Add the USS Constitution as a ship in the game.  Yeah, the wooden one.

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16 minutes ago, Stauffenberg44 said:

Yes and as for "hilarious" just imagine some tier II bash & crash battles at close range--ramming an option!--with five or six of these steampunk beauties per side.

And good topic OP: +1.

I would just love to see more of the older ships come out including my favorite - USS Olympia.

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During an event, one random ship per side is given super ship stats and the guy that sinks her gets 500 doubloons.

500 doubloons to driver that stays afloat.

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add the earths curvature to maps and have this dictate if a ships can be visually seen, while at the same time limiting the players "view" so there is none of that plebeian zoomed-out high-up isometric crap.

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Just now, b101uk said:

add the earths curvature to maps and have this dictate if a ships can be visually seen, while at the same time limiting the players "view" so there is none of that plebeian zoomed-out high-up isometric crap.

The Earth is flat, there is no curvature, no way to measure curvature. All the pictures you have been shown are just CGI..........at least that is what the flattards always say lol.

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guns as a module that can be mounted on any other ship of the same type and tier.
Gadjah guns on akatsuki please.

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Roll hard with the Azur Lane collaboration and put warships shaped like humanoid girls into the game. I want to see the forums on fire.

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