3 Tikenen Members 27 posts 111 battles Report post #1 Posted May 6 I don't suppose we could put up a general test before anyone can download the game? Maybe like that little thing where you have to put the square through the square hole and the triangle through the triangle hole... maybe then I wouldn't have people chasing down and rushing in to intercept my torpedoes or trying to rush in front of me to get rammed... or twelve year olds screeching in chat. Its getting to a point where I WANT to be killed so I wont get a penalty for leaving the match early and I can just try my luck literally anywhere else. 1 3 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
63 [SSBN] gmrbull [SSBN] Members 304 posts 5,188 battles Report post #2 Posted May 6 98 battles lol Are you even out of protected matchmaking yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 Tikenen Members 27 posts 111 battles Report post #3 Posted May 6 1 minute ago, gmrbull said: 98 battles lol Are you even out of protected matchmaking yet? I have no idea... and if being out of protected matchmaking means that I wont see [edited] all the damned time, can you tell me when, where, and how to get the hell out of it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,695 [SYN] Kapitan_Wuff [SYN] Members 6,851 posts 11,564 battles Report post #4 Posted May 6 Hmm, this salty after only 98 battles... I wonder who's reroll this is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,224 [GWG] BrushWolf [GWG] Alpha Tester, In AlfaTesters 15,665 posts 9,071 battles Report post #5 Posted May 6 Don't shoot the friendly ships, it is not their job to watch for your ordnance. Don't shoot if they can get into them, you own your ordnance until it expires. 1 minute ago, gmrbull said: 98 battles lol Are you even out of protected matchmaking yet? 98 battles with a 58% win rate, bets on this being a reroll possibly because they got banned for constant team damage? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 Tikenen Members 27 posts 111 battles Report post #6 Posted May 6 2 minutes ago, BrushWolf said: Don't shoot the friendly ships, it is not their job to watch for your ordnance. Don't shoot if they can get into them, you own your ordnance until it expires. 98 battles with a 58% win rate, bets on this being a reroll possibly because they got banned for constant team damage? is everyone here this cynical and downright retarded? ... well I guess the forums are useless... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
985 [CTF80] mohawkdriver [CTF80] Members 4,226 posts 10,523 battles Report post #7 Posted May 6 Troll post is troll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
83 [WOLF9] Hiro804 [WOLF9] Members 165 posts 3,702 battles Report post #8 Posted May 6 Grabbing my popcorn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
148 [S0L0] missile742 Beta Testers 497 posts 3,661 battles Report post #9 Posted May 6 Question for the OP: Do your teammates have a single word name and colons in front and back? :Nimitz: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 Tikenen Members 27 posts 111 battles Report post #10 Posted May 6 for the love of all this is holy... someone just shoot me now... I keep forgetting this is the internet and not somewhere where you can get honest feedback from anything even remotely approaching the state called "mature" at least no one has started screaming the N word at me.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 Tikenen Members 27 posts 111 battles Report post #11 Posted May 6 Just now, missile742 said: Question for the OP: Do your teammates have a single word name and colons in front and back? :Nimitz: I vaguely remember one of them with something like that yes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
332 [SYN] Warped_1 [SYN] Members 1,341 posts 14,874 battles Report post #12 Posted May 6 5 minutes ago, Tikenen said: I vaguely remember one of them with something like that yes... What they are alluding to is if there are colons on the playwr names then you are still in the sandbox playing bots. Bots will go where they want, fire torps at other side even if a friend or island is in between. They like to all charge each other and explode, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4,804 [SALVO] Crucis Members 17,080 posts 17,754 battles Report post #13 Posted May 6 11 minutes ago, Tikenen said: I vaguely remember one of them with something like that yes... Names with colons before and after indicate that the ship was bot, not a live player. Bots are dumb as stumps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,224 [GWG] BrushWolf [GWG] Alpha Tester, In AlfaTesters 15,665 posts 9,071 battles Report post #14 Posted May 6 1 minute ago, Warped_1 said: What they are alluding to is if there are colons on the playwr names then you are still in the sandbox playing bots. Bots will go where they want, fire torps at other side even if a friend or island is in between. They like to all charge each other and explode, etc. Those are co-op bot names. However the OP only has 18 of his matches in co-op. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,727 [TBW] Sovereigndawg Members 6,409 posts 12,057 battles Report post #15 Posted May 6 Salty and not even through crappin yellow yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
358 IfYouSeeKhaos Members 1,844 posts 17,666 battles Report post #16 Posted May 6 4 minutes ago, Tikenen said: I vaguely remember one of them with something like that yes... If there's colons before & after their names they are not humans...they are bots...& they are programmed to cut in front of you & try to torp, shoot &/or ram you at the most inconvenient times. That's Co-Op mode...the ones on your team w/out the colons are the humans...& even though not programmed to they sometimes also cutb in front of you & try to torp, shoot &/or ram you at the most inconvenient times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 Tikenen Members 27 posts 111 battles Report post #17 Posted May 6 1 minute ago, Warped_1 said: What they are alluding to is if there are colons on the playwr names then you are still in the sandbox playing bots. Bots will go where they want, fire torps at other side even if a friend or island is in between. They like to all charge each other and explode, etc. not that... I have yet to see a single bot in this game, which sucks, I imagine they would be better teamates... but no I thought you mean a person whose name looks like a barcode or something "IIIllIIlIIlllIIIIIIllII" I see that all the time in games. There is even a clan in Planetside two which specifically requires all members to have a name like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
199 [MEIST] jager_geist Members 871 posts 3,061 battles Report post #18 Posted May 6 41 minutes ago, Tikenen said: I don't suppose we could put up a general test before anyone can download the game? Maybe like that little thing where you have to put the square through the square hole and the triangle through the triangle hole... maybe then I wouldn't have people chasing down and rushing in to intercept my torpedoes or trying to rush in front of me to get rammed... or twelve year olds screeching in chat. Its getting to a point where I WANT to be killed so I wont get a penalty for leaving the match early and I can just try my luck literally anywhere else. You wouldn't pass such a test. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
358 IfYouSeeKhaos Members 1,844 posts 17,666 battles Report post #19 Posted May 6 2 minutes ago, Crucis said: Bots are dumb as stumps. They're not dumb...they just don't care about turning pink so they fire at anything that moves...just to be sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 Tikenen Members 27 posts 111 battles Report post #20 Posted May 6 Just now, jager_geist said: You wouldn't pass such a test. how edgy ....go eat a [edited], the grownups are talking 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
332 [SYN] Warped_1 [SYN] Members 1,341 posts 14,874 battles Report post #21 Posted May 6 3 minutes ago, BrushWolf said: Those are co-op bot names. However the OP only has 18 of his matches in co-op. Now when players start they are in a sandbox. Even if playing randoms it will fill out with bots, on both sides, if not enough of similar skill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
199 [MEIST] jager_geist Members 871 posts 3,061 battles Report post #22 Posted May 6 Just now, Tikenen said: how edgy ....go eat a [edited], the grownups are talking You are definitely not grow up and again, you wouldn't pass that test. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 Tikenen Members 27 posts 111 battles Report post #23 Posted May 6 2 minutes ago, Warped_1 said: Now when players start they are in a sandbox. Even if playing randoms it will fill out with bots, on both sides, if not enough of similar skill. Well I have yet to see anything matching your description of a Bot, maybe I'm just not looking in the right place, but the for the most part the people acting up in my matches spam the audio crap and do plenty of "lolz" and "meemz" in the chat... so I would be a little more interested and impressed if they really were bots... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 Tikenen Members 27 posts 111 battles Report post #24 Posted May 6 2 minutes ago, jager_geist said: You are definitely not grow up and again, you wouldn't pass that test. is that all you got? "I know you are but you're still a stupid" Like I said, go eat a [edited]... the grownups are talking. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,384 [HINON] RipNuN2 Members 9,037 posts Report post #25 Posted May 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
