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In light of what some are going through, let's come up with some creative stuff with this.

I'll get things started with a few:

 

The president called and I had to take it.

My bitcoins are getting hacked.

Girl scout selling cookies showed up at my door.

Car crashed into my house.

Chinese satellite landed in the yard.

The Cleveland Browns just won the Super Bowl.

Trusted a fart.

Ragnarok started.

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2 minutes ago, J30_Reinhardt said:

In light of what some are going through, let's come up with some creative stuff with this.

I'll get things started with a few:

 

The president called and I had to take it. If the President is calling me, I need a new number.

My bitcoins are getting hacked. No Bitcoin, no problem :cap_like:

Girl scout selling cookies showed up at my door. She'll be back in 20 minutes.

Car crashed into my house. Good thing I my bluetooth headphones has a mic

Chinese satellite landed in the yard. If it's Chinese, the likelihood of anything being left is slim to none.

The Cleveland Browns just won the Super Bowl. So Hell can freeze over...

Trusted a fart. Crap.

Ragnarok started. Infinity War is better.

 

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Just now, J30_Reinhardt said:

In light of what some are going through, let's come up with some creative stuff with this.

I'll get things started with a few:

 

The president called and I had to take it.

My bitcoins are getting hacked.

Girl scout selling cookies showed up at my door.

Car crashed into my house.

Chinese satellite landed in the yard.

The Cleveland Browns just won the Super Bowl.

Trusted a fart.

Ragnarok started.

My dog ate my internet.

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Wife killed me.....

Wife ask...ordered me to table

Wifes internet is not working so modem should be booted

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My Dog Farted next to my computer, needed an emergency evacuation and Windows opened.

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I tripped over my Ethernet cord.

Comcast is my cable provider.

I leach off of my neighbor's internet.

My Potato expired.

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28 minutes ago, J30_Reinhardt said:

The Cleveland Browns just won the Super Bowl.

 Well all of them are actually plausible except for this one:cap_popcorn:

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The actual Yamato fired on my computer.

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Ramen noodles are boiling over

"I don't care if its snowing for the fifth time in April, i'm not going outside with you"

Trump nukes North Korea and Syria    (one wouldn't have been enough)

Smell BBQ coming from the neighbor's house, and you just know he's gonna burn them ribs

 

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Or there is the more mundane, but realistic" I recognized enough players on both sides of the roster to realize I had a better chance of getting in a sailboat with five gallons of navy beans and farting my way across the Atlantic Ocean than I did of winning this match".

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The wife went nuts because a mouse got into the house...

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wait that actually happened to me while playing :cap_viking:

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I evolved into pure energy and was able to transcend time and space, again.

 

My buddy is a powerful time lord, and he decided to be a dink cuz I wouldn't go afk to pour him a beer. Anyway, next thing I know, I'm a serf in feudal Russia fighting a dog for a turnip.

 

Aurora borealis, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely in my kitchen.

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Just now, legozer said:

Aurora borealis, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely in my kitchen.

Dat steamed hams reference tho. Take all the +1's!

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 There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying. One of the monkeys stole the glasses off my head!

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Mines real.

Me to my 5 year old: why did you push your (3 yr old) brother down the steps!?!?..."so he wouldn't fall, duhh dad." O_o Got back in time to see myself die lol

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1 hour ago, Stauffenberg44 said:

I am sure "wanking: is the elephant in the room here. *cough*

And THAT is the only acceptable excuse!

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my cat brought a dead mouse onto my keyboard as I pressed battle

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