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Taichunger

If I only were a bot...

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IF I ONLY WERE A BOT*

I could while away the hours, killing all the WOWers
blowing them to snot...
every shell would break a module
as I cit, wrecked, and mauled you,
if I only were a bot.

I'd be dodging every torp spread, turning like a thoroughbred,
while you're missing every shot....
with the ships I'd be sinkin'
i would never be a' pinkin'
if I only were a bot.

Oh, I could you why, the bots all commit suicide
why they drive in and never seek to hide
But then you'd know -- I have my pride!

I'd be burning you with fire, my damage would grow higher,

while you'd be feeling hot.

I could cit with no resistance,
minus mods or assistance
if I only were a bot... 

*sung to If I only Had a Brain

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What if you were one of the Halloween event bots that torped each other constantly? Not all bots are created equal.

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If you were a BOT, you would be able to stop on a dime,

if you were a BOT, you would be able to go from zero to 60 in 2.7 seconds,....from reverse,

if you were a CA or BB BOT you would be able to dodge torps at will,

no matter what type of BOT you were, your guns would have laser like accuracy,

if you were a BOT you would be able to hit CITS whenever you chose to.

if you were a BOT, you could collect xp for literally doing nothing and no one could ever claim that you were AFK or a BOT. :Smile_amazed:

if you were a BOT, you would never turn PINK for TK'ing another BOT.

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If you were a bot; you could survive getting instadeleted because of the Mercy Rule...

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Sure seems like the Human players never get saved because of the Mercy Rule...

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19 hours ago, mavfin87 said:

But, Taichunger...wouldn't it suck if you were made a CV bot?

 

That's like my personal vision of hell.

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5 hours ago, mavfin87 said:

But, Taichunger...wouldn't it suck if you were made a CV bot?

 

 

Do you think the bots draw straws to see who has to run the CV? "No way man! Its your turn!" 

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I would love to be one of the DD bots in the Frontier Operation, amazing firechance and crazy accuracy with them USN catapult shells.:Smile_teethhappy:

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