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Darn those Weekend Potatoes

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Twas the night  before  Saturday and all was a titter
on Youtube, the forums, on Twitch, and on Twitter
The weekend warriors waked from their slumber in bulk and aplomb,
complaining their BBs were targets for CVs to bomb

The potatoes all nestled, snug at T7,
soon to be sent to tater tot heaven
while I and my B2P mates in our ships
wondered how to best carry these pips.

When out in C cap there arose such a clatter
I flew in my DD to suss out the matter
turned round an island and saw to my shock
a passel of BBs hung  up on a rock

Cried I "spuds ahoy"! I sprang into action
torps jumped from my tubes at the tater [redaction]
A double strike later I strutted and preened
once again showing the grandest e-peen

RNG Jesus! I praised but all was for naught
that Kii, it had torps - I forgot
Twisting and turning I flailed my stern
right into the sights of an enemy Nurn

A salvo or two and I was afire
rapidly sinking to Davey Jone's mire
learned I that weekend a lesson so dear
to see a potato, just look in the mirror. 

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16 hours ago, HazeGrayUnderway said:

 

Great minds.... I first tried to make the lyrics for that work....

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I did a great job at potatoeing this weekend in my tier 10s. No one carried me to a win sadly.

At some point I was kinda done with it and put some effort in.

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Sorry, I immediately think of this when I hear people calling players potatoes. 

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Lol , nice effort. I had a little chuckle. +1

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