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After nearly 8 years of playing WG products and roaming WG forums as a cat I feel that it is time to come clear. I can no longer keep up the masquerade. I owe it to myself and to all of you~

So, here goes. The truth. Some people might have suspected this for some time now, but in this thread I aim to finally tell the truth.

The truth is ...

I am not actually a cat.

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Gasp!!! The conspiracy therists were right!! Next Mouse will tell us she isn't infact a mouse or a bouncy bubbly anime girl! What ever next?!


(lol, love it, have a good one)

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Good try, Lert. I'm not going to fall for that on April's Fools Day

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Sooooo.... Lert is really a dog?

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13 minutes ago, Lert said:

I am not actually a cat.

 

Just now, gmrbull said:

Sooooo.... Lert is really a dog?

Actually, @Lert is the mouse; and @LittleWhiteMouse is the cat...

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4 minutes ago, Estimated_Prophet said:

Actually, @Lert is the mouse; and @LittleWhiteMouse is the cat...

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Absolutely ridiculous! What heresy is this? Don't try to pull this stunt just because it's the first of April. I am appalled at this disgusting behaviour, not befitting such a noble kitten.

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I thought you were going to finally come clean about the hacks and aimbots you use. :Smile_Default:

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If we're confessing things, then I have something to admit too.  My hair is not actually white as my name implies. 
As much as it pains me to admit, Kobeni and I are closer in hair colour than I'm truly comfortable...

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2 minutes ago, jager_geist said:

I thought you were going to finally come clean about the hacks and aimbots you use. :Smile_Default:

Maybe next year.

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Lert, I can see the date on the calendar, and besides, it's so obvious that you're a cat that the joke wouldn't work anyway.

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 I had my suspicions, that you were really a Chimpanzee Comedian, doing cat impressions.

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Fake cat!?

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11 minutes ago, Sovereigndawg said:

a Chimpanzee Comedian

Does that mean that, from time to time, I am funny?

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FAKE NEWS!

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1 minute ago, Lert said:

Does that mean that, from time to time, I am funny?

True dat.

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20 minutes ago, Sovereigndawg said:

 I had my suspicions, that you were really a Chimpanzee Comedian, doing cat impressions.

If he's not making you laugh your butt off, he's tearing off your face.  I approve.

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Wait. You aren't an Alien from the Logical Earthling Reconnaissance Tripartite, disguising as a cat, to spy on the North American Human population partaking in recreation through the playing of the game "World of Warships" through the thoughtful input of Alien-assisted analysis to garner a sizable population of supporters who will help you in your coup of the Computing and then the Scientific communities, such as to be able to take over the world for the services of the tripartite?

MY.

GOD.

Well I've been lied to, it was fun while it lasted, damn you random conspiracy theorist! 

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5 minutes ago, LittleWhiteMouse said:

If he's not making you laugh your butt off, he's tearing off your face.  I approve.

Last year I thought he was OverCat.

 

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12 minutes ago, BrushWolf said:

FAKE NEWS!

Nice try Lert! gave it your best shot the old school try etc... Trying to sell us on you being the Techno Viking prancing in Yuro's Scharnhorst video would have gone over but.... :cap_haloween:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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