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But isn't it just a little bit rude to call her "Heavy" Gale.

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You make me sad.

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Ah deconstructionism, Derrida... I get it!

[What do you get when you cross a deconstructionist with a Mafia Don? Ans: An offer you can't understand]

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Made me think of an old joke for some reason:

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Have them pronounce the word "unionized"

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1 minute ago, UltimateNewbie said:

Gail is a female name, perhaps? 

Tbh, I am not amused. 

I see.

I suppose reading a joke sometimes defeats the point, as opposed to hearing it.

 

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Did you hear the one about the Pencil? Forget it, it has no point.

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Oh boy, bad jokes time.
 

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?






He drank it before it was cool.

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2 hours ago, IfYouSeeKhaos said:

But isn't it just a little bit rude to call her "Heavy" Gale.

A joke sold old, only a Pagan would get it.

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4 minutes ago, Sovereigndawg said:

Did you hear the one about the Pencil? Forget it, it has no point.

 

That's because the constipated mathematician used pencil and paper to work out his problem.

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The other day I read an article about a tight rope walker walking over the river Han in Korea. I felt like it was click bait because the headline was "Skywalker Crosses Han Solo"

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You've heard of Murphy's Law right?

"Whatever can go wrong, will."

 

Have you heard of Cole's Law?

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Eh, may as well throw my hat in the ring:

The CEOs of EA, Bethesda, and Wargaming walk into a bar. All three of them said "Ow!"

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